I'M BACK NIGGAS - NO 1 POST HERE

Will Ripley (CNN) has been blacked out for 6 hours.
Last tweet from inside NK:
twitter.com/willripleyCNN/status/852269984646537217

Other urls found in this thread:

twitter.com/willripleyCNN
mobile.twitter.com/JeremyKohCNA
twitter.com/ReaganBattalion/status/852365450654740481
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

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twitter.com/willripleyCNN

It's about to get spooky

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Someone fire up the Skykangs at the flight two four

This nigga MIA too

mobile.twitter.com/JeremyKohCNA

>11
>twin towers spooky

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I hope he rests in pieces in a nuclear hell

>FUCK
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there's also a blood red moon over Michigan right now but I can't get any MIDWEST FAGS to confirm

Fuck off with this shit. Happenings never happen in NK.

They always say something big is happening and then it turns out its nothing big. It's like they know happening fags in America will eat their shit up. It is exactly what they want. Attention.

All the usual NK yiddler contacts are MIA.

How fucking desperate for a career do you have to be to take a posting in North Korea

To go there with anything less than an infantry division is insane

Tri-city area here, can confirm, it was creepy af

They are locked up. They'll be used as pawns.

and why would that matter at all? did you mean to go to /x/?

Gooks think they're clever eh? Did they forget about the THAAD systems? Fuckin' idiots.

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>Will Ripley (CNN) has been blacked out for 6 hours.

You know what fucking time it is?

He could be asleep.

Salt n pepper prawns are fucking delicious

>tfw Kim kills all of the press

I just want to point that they've done this "big event" before
the last time it was for a NK-pop concert celebrating dear leader

Fresh

HAPPENING: NORK BORDER GUARD COUGHS

It's 11:51am at his local time you drunk faggot.

it's 11:51 am there

can't be planters moon, too red and too early, really weird

you're cute, but it's very red and that is strange, plus /x/ is too slow and it's not worth more than a shitpost

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fail.. you couldn't even google

It's like 2PM there

>heads, legs still attached
>puke

HAPPENING: ITS NOW 3 MINUTES SINCE MY LAST POST ABOUT NORTH KOREA

You have to have at least a pair of brain cells to be able to utilize Google

Shit posting in a shit post is bad form.

>Will RIP

So he was tweeting in middle of night?

Only 6 hours ago?

Then hes asleep now obviously

hopefully its a nuke test and kim kills himself by accident

The contents of the head are fucking Super Saiyan God tier.

I agree on the legs though

I actually think the Chinese are trying to lure Trump into an aggressive action against NK where he has to escalate and draw the US into an empire killing slog

reporters went to see some event at 6am this morning NK time

I'm guessing an above ground (air burst at altitude so little radiation) test for a spectacle

No doubt they'll use completely shit cameras and quality like the Norks do with everything

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Bush did 7/11

Kys

Joos

so like have any of the reporters who went to the event reported back yet?

yes, 11 at night. am and pm are opposite on different sides of the world, idiot.

No
None

you sir are fucking retarded

Why is this not CNN headlines if they've been gone so long?

if you check will ripley's instagram story it shows him roughly 5 hours ago saying that they arrived for the "big event" and had to leave their phones on the bus

this thread deserves to die now
sage

>KJU event
>Reports of a 5.1 magnitude earthquake near a test site

THEY WITNESSED THE NUKE.

Thats fucked. What could they be doing?

>Here's hoping it happens overnight so all this shit can finally be overwith.

Hope he snuck a camera up his ass

Check the live earthquake maps lad, it's bullshit.

Just woke up niggers, after 4 hours of sleep.

WTF NO WAR YET?? I HAVE A FUCKING HUGE BONER FOR THIS. I NEED IT NOW

Hostages. Probably also getting them to watch and report on a nuke launch, telling them to report the might of the Norks to the world.

K pop concert with dear leader.

Real talk: could NK actually nuke the US? Couldn't we just destroy it in the air?l or over the ocean?

What the bloody fuck is this shit?

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So this is premise enough to glass them. Is KJU playing 888D chess or is he just retarded.

Post link instead of a screen cap you inbred retard

"Prepare for a big event" is code for "get ready to be used as a human shield."

>sleep
its, like, noon in north korea, idiot.

Fuck off and stay fucked off until it really happens.

prepare for big event is
>round up for the usual defloration of virgins by our dear leader.

Hah! I went to high school with him!


I hope he gets nuked lol

Probably locking them away in case they're spies. That's why they removed their phones so they can't send messages. NK doesn't want any news getting out now.

taking them hostage seems really likely right now

It's just a rainy day coming.

>Couldn't we just destroy it in the air?l or over the ocean?
Yes, and that's what would happen. Shortly thereafter, NK would be blown off the face of the Earth.

I'm confused. US has power to stop missiles from ever leaving silos without anyone realizing US had involvement (other than maybe SK/CHN), but they are going to let this one happen?

Guess they stopped caring about stopping nukes.

Well it depends on your world view. I think the likely outcome of this is a Chinese coup of the NK government though I would far prefer to see all out war because my life's shit and it would be /comfy/ to just sit back and wait for death.

Another outcome is the Norks test this nuke and get the journalists to report. US bombs a few bases (Syria was practice), NK bomb a US aircraft carrier (or try and miss), NK unleash all hell on Seoul, US bombs the fuck out of NK, Nork civvies try to escape to China, Chinks BTFO them all

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

How would the US react. we obviously can't glass the area if they have our people. That may be the purpose. They do what every and threaten to torture or kill our the reporters if we try to intervene.

They have no way to get a nuke to the continental US, very unlikely they could even get it to Hawaii. Japan and Korea are likely the only things they could actually reach.

I hate these fucks, but here ya go
twitter.com/ReaganBattalion/status/852365450654740481

Tfw you will never watch a bunch of kpop cuties get deflowered during a nuke test

only submarine to air missiles can pose real danger to americans.

Option number two please.

Un-gookify this for us please.

Looks white to me.

Uh-oh.

Can do you one better. We can take it mid flight and not have to fire a shot. Why do you think all of those missile tests lately have been duds and don't do what they're suppose to? Some of them are technical problems on the North Korean's end, but not all.

i an seriously thinking that koreans dont write, and actually write a bunch of bullshit because only 1% of people know how to read.
i somewhat know korean and this makes no sense.

Plot twist.

Russian comes to the aide of NK, with all reason thrown out the Vatnik.

Fake news is a dangerous job

>Kim sacrifices them in a nuke test

That would unironically be the most crazy thing done in a long time

t. knows fuck all about missiles

You're wrong

In the early 2010s the US undertook about 10 interception tests. The engineers had every single data point one could need to make it work. It failed. Every time.

Do you know how small and fast ICBMs are lad?

Travelling at around 7km/s

because it's not Korean you fucking hue, it's Chinese

>implying you can't stop them from leaving silo

maybe somebody is killing the story

Damn, I was really hoping they could knock out Hollywood before we smashed them

7km/s??? How? Do they fly outside the atmosphere?

Except Kim doesn't want attention.

He wants respect, and the whole world has been laughing at him for a long time..

kim is going to nuke his own country