>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
REAL ROBERT HOURS are upon us. 1h05m till coontime
Jason Torres
New listener here Is Robert a code name or an actual officer on the feed here?
Grayson Stewart
>coyotes
Hudson Hernandez
He is all that and more. He is a legend.
>AWOOOO! WE MAGA NAO
Bentley Peterson
THAT FUCKING COYOTE HOWL OMG
Landon Thompson
Seems like it's leading to being a prank call. Fake star and 911 prefix on the call.
Now another fight going on in the lobby.
Hudson Edwards
>INB4 fags tell you to lurk more It's just code for officer.
Chase Gutierrez
Where do they get all of that free time to pratice so much?
Oliver Williams
i feels for the whites in that video.... I was wanting to scream GO FUCKING WORK FOR MONEY... instead of banging on shit like a MONKEY... YOU CAN TELL THERE WERE THINKING THE SAME THING
Easton Rogers
>Where do they get all of that free time to pratice so much? EBT NIQQA EEE BEE TEE
Landon Gonzalez
"Robert" is dispatch code for the relief shift, i.e. overnight/3rd shift. In these threads we're nicer than the usual "LURK MOAR," but it would help.
Christian Ortiz
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Thomas White
i'm only used to chinese people having very scary wars with each other and the occasional ice user, what should i expect when listening to Robert Radio?
Grayson Rivera
It's a regional affectation, Chicongolese just say it like they have Tourette's or something.
Jacob Sullivan
>overtime to eleven-twentahy
Parker Perry
>what should i expect when listening to Robert Radio? Black people treating each other like absolute shit.
Ahhh, that jungle-jump DJ's show is ending, and all the concertgoers are emptying out, thats why they're all on citywide 1 to brace for the impact.
Camden Parker
>Latrine uhh, oh god, you have actually seen this, haven't you?
Hudson Torres
Went to curie
Jonathan Taylor
>can RObert get this pussy or what
Dylan Baker
ding ding ding
Angel James
Lafawnduh
Lincoln Mitchell
Sassy dispatch, what's tonight's bingo car?
Ryan Powell
Pic related bless this roll kek
Henry Hernandez
We have a winner!
Xavier Hughes
Anyone know Robert-san from the Genki textbook? I think he'd be the ideal mascot
Ian Brown
Just did a little work
Joseph Jenkins
>Nigger music gathering >get ready for chimp-outs
Wyatt Clark
I've got a cousin who handles gibsmedats paperwork. She's seen that name more than a dozen times.
Landon Anderson
fuck you take my quarters/10
Gavin Garcia
She sounds hot
Jordan Flores
Sheboon and coons city wide for at least an hour
Asher Cooper
I'm late but I think I'll be using this one
Michael Hall
I need for there to be lots of counting tonight.
Cameron Howard
>>nigger with a moutha fukkin gun
Daniel Bennett
the offenders are in a Camry with a gun and knife
Jaxon Hernandez
Whoops, wrong one
Oliver Adams
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Benjamin Foster
>has that occupying space on his HDD MAXIMUM wew, lad.
Elijah Walker
>niggers ooking and eeking in the background
Justin Robinson
>bloody mess on floor
Carson Campbell
I'm checking moar than them keys, robert.
Brandon Morgan
>victim's in stable condition STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION, ROBERT
Landon Kelly
Such a slow night, tmro is ladies night... At least the sexual assaults will roll in after the 2am bars close... Fucking shaniqua is chimping hardcore in the background on that one
Kevin Adams
STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION
Logan Myers
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Angel Campbell
>>the offenders are in a Camry with a gun and knife
STOLEN CAMERY fixed*
Zachary Wilson
>gunshot wound to the leg
There was a lot of gunfire this afternoon. Black male may have blown his load early. The he drove his car into multiple trees, utility poles, fences parked cars, and possibly a building before passing out at the wheel.
Eli Roberts
>STOLEN GUN AND KNIFE >IN A STOLEN CAMRY
fixed your fix.
Grayson Hernandez
you have no ideer newfag
Kayden Watson
We need a Target: Male Black or a Target: Illegal Immigrant one.
Chase Fisher
>POP 2 PILLZ, NOW I AIN'T RESPONDIN >IF MY PARENTS SAW ME >THEY'D BE DESPONDENT
Ayden Smith
>Black male may have blown his load early. That would be unfortunate.
