AUS/POL/ AUS/POL/ NOT AUSPOL OR /AUSPOL/ EDITION

g'day cunts
it's easter time
now you can feed your fat cunt faces with easter eggs and gross fucking hot cross buns
just a reminder if you enjoy hot cross buns you're a shit cunt

any cunts in melbourne wanna give me a job? my freelance writing gig has been awful slow lately

anyway, time for the daily jews:

>government is pushing cashless neetbux card, says it's top shit, abbos disagree

abc.net.au/news/2017-04-13/centrelink-cashless-welfare-trial-may-be-expanded/8441418

>kikes say there is a 1 in 3 chance that australia will get into a recession next year, poorfags btfo

abc.net.au/news/2017-04-13/australia-faces-risk-of-recession-minack/8440570

>australia will be at war with gooks due to government incompetence

baka.com.au/comment/australia-is-sleepwalking-into-a-confrontation-with-china-20170412-gvjn6g.html

>metadata retention starts today! stop watching pony porn or the government will know!

ag.gov.au/dataretention

daily reminder that you're being watched by filthy malcolm prepbull and you're basically a pleb

any auspol thread that isn't this one is a soros funded shill-a-thon

good day lads

Other urls found in this thread:

baka.com.au/national/meet-the-manne-who-sank-the-malaysia-plan-20110903-1jreo.html
theoccidentalobserver.net/2012/08/the-war-on-white-australia-a-case-study-in-the-culture-of-critique-part-3-of-5/
afr.com/news/politics/national/glenn-druery--the-vote-broker-who-made-the-new-senate-20130909-j0f40
twitter.com/JoshBavas/status/852415153161228288
news.com.au/national/nsw-act/news/body-of-missing-bushwalker-shazia-edahtally-found-at-royal-national-park/news-story/dc41ddd2276d8cb68568466482f18264
youtube.com/watch?v=aU4ehgnTjVg
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4406948/Man-racially-abuses-passengers-Melbourne-train.html
breitbart.com/london/2017/04/10/australian-beaten-cross-beaten-muslim-gang-shouting/
youtube.com/watch?v=AfBqBhL6JKU
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Where the fuck my aus/pol/ bros at
don't let this slide
i need my daily ausbro company

surely you cunts have knocked off work by now
where my neet bros at?
don't abandon aus/pol/!

where the fuck are you kangaroo fuckers at
surely you're not off on your weekly meth binge and fucking slags at the local bar
fucking cunts

>where my neet bros at?
I'm here and queer m8.

good day my cunt
how was your day
did you consider the helium exit bag due to shit employment prospects due to your meme degree? i did

Uppercut yourself back to being straight, you gender-bending cunt.

being gay is okay as long as you hate niggers and gooks

baka.com.au/national/meet-the-manne-who-sank-the-malaysia-plan-20110903-1jreo.html
theoccidentalobserver.net/2012/08/the-war-on-white-australia-a-case-study-in-the-culture-of-critique-part-3-of-5/
afr.com/news/politics/national/glenn-druery--the-vote-broker-who-made-the-new-senate-20130909-j0f40

keep the shit posting coming lads

fuck the kikes

>employment prospects
I was unemployed so long I quit looking and went on the autismbux instead.

I dropped out of my meme degree.

I came out as a fag before I knew the truth about things. I can't unscramble the egg.

I regret it though.

i need a fucking job fuck
my job is slow as a dick
fukccccc
i've even applied for dish washing jobs because it's what i did before my meme degree
why si teh economy so fucking shit in this meme country
i blame prepbull
fuk

i wanna go on dolebux, but my gf works and i'm not sure if i can get it
i hope i can

i don't care if you're a faggot as long as you give your straight bros a sneaky blow job if they let you

What's up cunts

Have you considered starting some kind of business m8?

ya all gay cunts

Heres a scoop Kek isnt actually Kek or a symbol of chaos and darkness, seems someone cleaver is trying to sneak something past the NWO lol

Is doing council park work redpilled or not? Afraid of commitment desu

Moving from Melbourne to Sydney on Wednesday for my new Job. Wish me luck cunts.

Also what's fun in Sydney? Ya cunts surf?

Fuck up, you Melbournian cunt. Being gay is as bad as being a nigger, abo or a gook. You've obviously forgotten how hideously degenerate it is due to your time being a cum receptacle to the Apex gang.

i just started on upwork m8 but i haven't had any luck gaining any clients yet
still trying
should i kms?

...

hi, fags

...

...

any work is redpilled
not working and escapism is blue pilled
get me a job if you get anything in melb broski

sydney is shit compared to melbourne
i've lived in both and syd is fucking expensive as balls

...

i literally don't give a shit as long as the gay cunt isn't a degenerate

go back to balt faggot

>azerbaijan
>in an aussie thread
fuck off we're full aussies only

I don't like the way dicks smell.

Right, what about Melbourne do you like better?

...

Good luck.

well you're not a very good faggot get used to cheese cock with dried cum smell or you're a shit faggot

Cobbers

twitter.com/JoshBavas/status/852415153161228288

>should i kms?
Yes but I would have said that even if you had a better work situation.

cheaper than sydney
better and cheaper public transport
better weed and easier to get
can get anywhere in the city quickly due to p/t
that's it really it's shit otherwise

Dress like a white man

no i can't i will persevere

>the government now knows i have a GILF fetish

>redsox tattoo

goddammit not in my city

>Hellbourne
>job
Lol yeah nah cunt

nice meme dumb cunt

You need to have a good body to dress like that.

...

it's okay lad the government now knows i was searching if i can get newstart if my gf has a job

c-can I join? It is close to ANZAC day after all...

This muzzie pushed his gf off a cliff and thinks he is going to be able to get away with it by making up some BS story about them getting separated.

Just finished my fulltime high paying job. What are you jobless shit cunts doing? Uni is just one giant meme. Get a trade instead.

news.com.au/national/nsw-act/news/body-of-missing-bushwalker-shazia-edahtally-found-at-royal-national-park/news-story/dc41ddd2276d8cb68568466482f18264

Hey lads have you got a VPN to stop the government recording you shitposting on Sup Forums?

he'll get away with it
you know how homocidal those dirty roo's are m8

no i don't give a shit if they monitor me
i just post about how much i hate prepbull and shit
so fuck them

Thanks, cunt

>Get a trade
In primary school I always got ripped off trading marbles or basketball cards because I was a timid fuck who could be easily pressured and taken advantage of.

Threadly reminder that the gooks have gotta go.

youtube.com/watch?v=aU4ehgnTjVg

From an outsider's perspective what do you make of Australian culture?

Its perfectly normal in casual contexts to use the word "cunt"

yeah i'd love to apparently tho they don't hire old fags like me
wanna hook me with up with an apprenticeship mate? if not, fucking kys you bragging cuck

>tfw fell for the uni meme degree meme

www.baka.com.au/nsw/man-charged-after-two-alleged-sex-attacks-in-sydney-20160626-gps0zp.html

You're a fucking autistic embarrassment talking like this

>yeh tru bro look me n justine are hittng up the Pub 2nite knok of work n txt me.

Keep looking. New opportunities all the time. Use your time to do some fucking exercise, there will still be plenty of time to do everything else you're doing. Have a beer but don't drink goon till you pass out and regret it. Buy a cheap fishing rod and catch some squid.

Why be sad and neet when you could be happy and neet?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4406948/Man-racially-abuses-passengers-Melbourne-train.html

which of you cunts did this? who abused the gooks and jews on a Melbourne train? you should be a national hero/leader of the resistance

did anybody watch
"my mates are white but my gf is a gook"
yesterday?

why would he shootaman before throwing him out of the place

Immigration policy strikes again.

>soft cock
you sound like a massive faggot and you should kys

t. real aussie

breitbart.com/london/2017/04/10/australian-beaten-cross-beaten-muslim-gang-shouting/
breitbart.com/london/2017/04/10/australian-beaten-cross-beaten-muslim-gang-shouting/
breitbart.com/london/2017/04/10/australian-beaten-cross-beaten-muslim-gang-shouting/
breitbart.com/london/2017/04/10/australian-beaten-cross-beaten-muslim-gang-shouting/
breitbart.com/london/2017/04/10/australian-beaten-cross-beaten-muslim-gang-shouting/
breitbart.com/london/2017/04/10/australian-beaten-cross-beaten-muslim-gang-shouting/

Can you stop with the reddit spacing, you autismo aussie kike fuck?

you'd breed that nigger wouldn't you perverted cunt

...

how about you kys

Please refrain from posting gook cartoons, AUS/POL/ is strictly a gook free zone.

fake tiddies are gross

stop being perverted cunt and breed only white grills

Mates why is the sliced silverside from Woolies so hit and miss?

Sometimes it tastes like sweet ambrosia but on another day it will just be salty garbage.

How old are you? If you mid 20's or over just go to tafe college to get your trade qualification. The government will subsidise the cost heavily. Will cost you the fraction of a shitty uni degree and have many more prospects. It would put you out no more than a few grand tops. I'd recommend mechanical engineering, anything with cnc operations and CAD are highly sort after.

youtube.com/watch?v=AfBqBhL6JKU
tell me you wouldnt

i agree
titlets need to be gassed

i love biggu aussie dicku prease

I found another redback in the mail box today. The little cunts are coming outta the woodwork lately I swear.

>woolies
found your problem m8

Is that the name of your biography?

At least I can keep working past 60 m8

yeah k will do cunty

i guess

This is why i stopped buying any meat from woolies, I only go to the butcher now, it's a bit more expensive but worth it.

>sought after

Fuck me cunt

Where should I go instead m80?

white girls only
black girls stink

aldi broski

I got sick eating from the local butcher and can't go there any more. I feel sick just looking at the display.

Baghdad is nice this time of year

Not all tradies are brickies mate. And thanks to the gubmint you will probably have to work till your 80 before you can access your supa

no. the alpha males have arrived kid. deal with it.
face the gash facts.
1 in 10 aussie males watches anime and 1 in 10 aussie males are having sex with all the women.

deal with it.

I live in a country town we have never even heard of Aldi here m8.

hold on 1 sec while I move to aussy and take whatever job you are looking for