g'day cunts it's easter time now you can feed your fat cunt faces with easter eggs and gross fucking hot cross buns just a reminder if you enjoy hot cross buns you're a shit cunt
any cunts in melbourne wanna give me a job? my freelance writing gig has been awful slow lately
anyway, time for the daily jews:
>government is pushing cashless neetbux card, says it's top shit, abbos disagree
>employment prospects I was unemployed so long I quit looking and went on the autismbux instead.
I dropped out of my meme degree.
Carter Butler
I came out as a fag before I knew the truth about things. I can't unscramble the egg.
I regret it though.
Leo Howard
i need a fucking job fuck my job is slow as a dick fukccccc i've even applied for dish washing jobs because it's what i did before my meme degree why si teh economy so fucking shit in this meme country i blame prepbull fuk
i wanna go on dolebux, but my gf works and i'm not sure if i can get it i hope i can
Parker Cook
i don't care if you're a faggot as long as you give your straight bros a sneaky blow job if they let you
Nicholas Taylor
What's up cunts
Aiden Barnes
Have you considered starting some kind of business m8?
Zachary Martin
ya all gay cunts
Josiah Lee
Heres a scoop Kek isnt actually Kek or a symbol of chaos and darkness, seems someone cleaver is trying to sneak something past the NWO lol
Christopher Gomez
Is doing council park work redpilled or not? Afraid of commitment desu
Jonathan Miller
Moving from Melbourne to Sydney on Wednesday for my new Job. Wish me luck cunts.
Also what's fun in Sydney? Ya cunts surf?
Alexander James
Fuck up, you Melbournian cunt. Being gay is as bad as being a nigger, abo or a gook. You've obviously forgotten how hideously degenerate it is due to your time being a cum receptacle to the Apex gang.
Andrew Hill
i just started on upwork m8 but i haven't had any luck gaining any clients yet still trying should i kms?
Hunter Evans
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Thomas Garcia
hi, fags
Luis James
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Camden Morgan
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Zachary Peterson
any work is redpilled not working and escapism is blue pilled get me a job if you get anything in melb broski
Michael Richardson
sydney is shit compared to melbourne i've lived in both and syd is fucking expensive as balls
Leo Adams
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Lincoln Ross
i literally don't give a shit as long as the gay cunt isn't a degenerate
Gabriel Hernandez
go back to balt faggot
Kevin Thompson
>azerbaijan >in an aussie thread fuck off we're full aussies only
Cameron Hughes
I don't like the way dicks smell.
Joshua Gray
Right, what about Melbourne do you like better?
Elijah Barnes
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Cameron Russell
Good luck.
Brayden Foster
well you're not a very good faggot get used to cheese cock with dried cum smell or you're a shit faggot
>should i kms? Yes but I would have said that even if you had a better work situation.
Lucas Johnson
cheaper than sydney better and cheaper public transport better weed and easier to get can get anywhere in the city quickly due to p/t that's it really it's shit otherwise
Michael Reed
Dress like a white man
Benjamin Thompson
no i can't i will persevere
Nathaniel Peterson
>the government now knows i have a GILF fetish
Nicholas Bennett
>redsox tattoo
goddammit not in my city
Christian Williams
>Hellbourne >job Lol yeah nah cunt
Gabriel Flores
nice meme dumb cunt
Ayden James
You need to have a good body to dress like that.
Josiah Miller
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Adam Miller
it's okay lad the government now knows i was searching if i can get newstart if my gf has a job
Jason Adams
c-can I join? It is close to ANZAC day after all...
Jacob Gray
This muzzie pushed his gf off a cliff and thinks he is going to be able to get away with it by making up some BS story about them getting separated.
Luis Watson
Just finished my fulltime high paying job. What are you jobless shit cunts doing? Uni is just one giant meme. Get a trade instead.
Hey lads have you got a VPN to stop the government recording you shitposting on Sup Forums?
Isaiah Sanders
he'll get away with it you know how homocidal those dirty roo's are m8
Daniel Cooper
no i don't give a shit if they monitor me i just post about how much i hate prepbull and shit so fuck them
Carson Torres
Thanks, cunt
Joseph Johnson
>Get a trade In primary school I always got ripped off trading marbles or basketball cards because I was a timid fuck who could be easily pressured and taken advantage of.
From an outsider's perspective what do you make of Australian culture?
Its perfectly normal in casual contexts to use the word "cunt"
Brayden Garcia
yeah i'd love to apparently tho they don't hire old fags like me wanna hook me with up with an apprenticeship mate? if not, fucking kys you bragging cuck
You're a fucking autistic embarrassment talking like this
Jayden Barnes
>yeh tru bro look me n justine are hittng up the Pub 2nite knok of work n txt me.
Anthony Sanchez
Keep looking. New opportunities all the time. Use your time to do some fucking exercise, there will still be plenty of time to do everything else you're doing. Have a beer but don't drink goon till you pass out and regret it. Buy a cheap fishing rod and catch some squid.
Why be sad and neet when you could be happy and neet?
Can you stop with the reddit spacing, you autismo aussie kike fuck?
Logan Edwards
you'd breed that nigger wouldn't you perverted cunt
Justin Myers
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Christopher Moore
how about you kys
Robert Thompson
Please refrain from posting gook cartoons, AUS/POL/ is strictly a gook free zone.
Colton Phillips
fake tiddies are gross
Cameron Morales
stop being perverted cunt and breed only white grills
Colton Collins
Mates why is the sliced silverside from Woolies so hit and miss?
Sometimes it tastes like sweet ambrosia but on another day it will just be salty garbage.
Jaxon Reyes
How old are you? If you mid 20's or over just go to tafe college to get your trade qualification. The government will subsidise the cost heavily. Will cost you the fraction of a shitty uni degree and have many more prospects. It would put you out no more than a few grand tops. I'd recommend mechanical engineering, anything with cnc operations and CAD are highly sort after.
I found another redback in the mail box today. The little cunts are coming outta the woodwork lately I swear.
Asher Adams
>woolies found your problem m8
Gavin Bell
Is that the name of your biography?
Joshua Cox
At least I can keep working past 60 m8
Levi Gutierrez
yeah k will do cunty
i guess
Jack Anderson
This is why i stopped buying any meat from woolies, I only go to the butcher now, it's a bit more expensive but worth it.
Ayden Thomas
>sought after
Fuck me cunt
Ethan Ramirez
Where should I go instead m80?
Parker Gray
white girls only black girls stink
Christian Cooper
aldi broski
Thomas Hernandez
I got sick eating from the local butcher and can't go there any more. I feel sick just looking at the display.
Sebastian Bennett
Baghdad is nice this time of year
Nolan Mitchell
Not all tradies are brickies mate. And thanks to the gubmint you will probably have to work till your 80 before you can access your supa
Jordan Carter
no. the alpha males have arrived kid. deal with it. face the gash facts. 1 in 10 aussie males watches anime and 1 in 10 aussie males are having sex with all the women.
deal with it.
Nathaniel Walker
I live in a country town we have never even heard of Aldi here m8.
Julian Jenkins
hold on 1 sec while I move to aussy and take whatever job you are looking for