So I just got my results back. Both of my parents are white..what the fuck happened?

So I just got my results back. Both of my parents are white..what the fuck happened?

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youtube.com/watch?v=uZUJKXs6W-4
ancestry.com
23andme.com/
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

You might want a peternity test next.

>36.2% sub saharan

kill yourself please

Post your arm Spaghetti Nigger

>Literal subhuman

tippy top kekkles

go back to africa you literal nigger

kek

You now realise how race as people put it, just does not exist from a genetic standpoint

Let me guess, southern italian?

lol

Face it you're a mutt.

Do you look white?

Holy shit. Your mums a whore or your ancestors were fuck dude feels bad man.

youtube.com/watch?v=uZUJKXs6W-4

>This is what Dutch cucks actually believe

Lol

hush, toothpaste, how are we going to keep our genetic dick measuring contest going if that is the case?

Your mum is a slut OR the rumors about 23 And Me etc are true, and that they are running a DNA datamining database and that they deliberately send back false reports indicating Euro's are Jews/Africans.

How did that native american blood sneak in there?

Pasta thinks he's real funny posting an American's heritage

An easier explanation is that op is a faggot and you're all gullible

Guessing that your a Sicilian or Napoli

This.

Also, bathe in my whiteness.

>black and jewish and asian and arab
what do you look like?

>Literally African

TOPPEST KEK

>italian
>17% native american
The plot thickens

THESE ARE THE WORST RESULTS I'VE EVER SEEN! FUCKING KILL YOURSELF SUB-HUMAN!

>Both of my parents are white..what the fuck happened?
>Italian flag
you should have saved that money. how much do they cost now in Europe?

Was going to post this.

You have to go back.

Your grandfather was cucked by pic related in WWII OR WWI.

kek

So a wop, a nigger and a chink walk into a bar...

I don't believe you can have that much nonwhite ancestry and not know it. I even have a great grandmother from palermo.

This can't be real

Europeans are all more genetically related to each other more than they are to anyone else

Repeated studies have shown this. Europeans have fairly limited genetic distance between each other. There's almost no admixture at all between native southern Euros and East Asians for example

This is much more likely to be a Puerto Rican's or Colombian's genetic results

You're part eggplant!

Anyone got the link to the site?

ancestry.com

>0.3% Ashkenazi

time to oven yourself

Subhuman and bastardo ayyyyyyy
Yeah

>check flag
>mexico
What did you expect?

0.1% shitskin, bad news mohamed

i guess this shitskin in disguise who were born on the boat heading to Lampedusa validates Sup Forums meme claiming the two on the left in pic related are white and the one on the right isn't?

KYS, all of you faggots

>a Brit in Briton
??? why so hard to believe?

> 1.1% finnish
RICED

Im scared of taking one. I have black hair, eventually gets curly if long.... But everyone on my tree seems to be white as fuck.

>Both of my parents are white

Oh yes it does. The Jews want to make more mutts like OP.

Brothers

Neanderthal master race reporting in

>look we can trace your genetics to specific populations and geographical regions in painstaking detail
>I bet you racists feel silly now huh?

It's time we build a wall.

Nah senpai.
Can't blame us all for the cucks, even when the cucks are becoming a majority.

Your "father" is not the father user as put it
YOU AINT WHITE

The Anglo is indeed eternal.

How can I do these tests, how much does it cost? I want to check if I am a 100% Christian white European.

Asking for a friend.

NAPOLI MERDA
NAPOLI COLERA
SEI LA VERGOGNA DELL'ITALIA INTERA

you've got the moops, and your mom got mooped

>Irish
>White
Potatonigger

post pictureeeee

>Mfw I got 99.8% European

Should I take a different test to get 100% ?

Fpbp

Ew neck self pliz

I know, it is my secret shame

>sees flag
It all makes sense. Just like in Rome

Try harder.

Not bad at all.

>1.2% Iberian

WTF, kys monkey.

>Indo-Europeans
>not white

Why Hans?

Try ancestry just for kicks

23andme.com/

You see, this is why I love you guys.

You're alright Nige

You're officially the whitest man in Italy. Congrats.

ABBOed

60% more neanderthal DNA than other users.

You have to have some heavy brow line or something.

>that ape
>italian
yeah no

You know, if we can somehow push these DNA tests before the entire country consists of half-breeds to single mothers, then I think there is a chance for ethnic nationalism still.

At least tiers of ethnicity within a civic nationalism, where the pure breeds are the rulers and others are beneath them, acknowledged to be relative newcomers (in the last 100 years or so).

Another generation and there will be too many mixed race to make it worth doing.

I've started including my DNA results on mv CV/resume, people always ask about it and I just innocently tell them researching it is a sort of hobby, and how its really interesting how tribes moved around etc and how the miracle of science can uncover it all (wink).

>interested and want to try and maybe try using 23andme
>$99 seems a decent price
>oh, that's the US version
>$149 for international version, still acceptable
>Oh, you're European, use the European site instead
>€169 for just the basic test
>shipping not included, add another 10 euros

Would be decent if it was $100, but bumping it up to €180 is just too much imho

97th percentile neanderthal

underrated

Thats annoying. Wonder if it is VAT or something.

You Italian why surprised

>meds
>white
pick one

Fuck, did your ancestors live in a cave under Wales or something? Did they never leave home?

What kind of Üntermensch am I guys?

GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY

What a surprise the Ashkenazi jew is too tight to pay for 23andme.

>100% EURASIAN
>.....3/8% Ashkenazi

Those tricky jews

This is what I think. You guys know you can do your own DNA tests right?

look at this sutpid little anglo cuckold. go check who owns 23andme cuckboi

why is someone with central american jungle goblin genetics in italy?

Non-white negroid

>1 post by ID
Newfags stop falling for this shit bait/slide thread. Its been popping up so much lately and retards keep bumping it.
SAGE

>Mario Balotelli

Clearly a Chinaman.

What are you talking about? He's 0.1% Southern Mediterranean and therefore a nigger.

> 1-3% sub-saharan makes you not white

Man, white genes sure are completely trash compared to superior black genes according to supposed white supremacists.

People are interested in this sort of thing. It's like sports teams. Assign Team A to someone and they'll hate Team B with a burning passion.

Normie realizes they're 80% Scottish and 20% English? Guarantee they'll be xenophobic right after. We've lost the sense of tribal ethnicity that used to hold societies together.

Your ancestors were probably the sort to not move around a lot. It'd be really cool if you were one of those population groups that had 80%+ similarity with medieval/antique corpses in the area.

Nah actually. I'd show you but Sup Forums thinks these threads are for data mining so rip.

That's a Moor, eh?

(I posted this the other day, the first time I saw faggot OP make this thread. OP is a faggot btw)

I think so mate.

>1,1%
i don't think so (pic related)
>also implying 2,4% makes you not white
KEK

Just how much shit do you need in your water before you drink it? Negroid, australoid and gypsy ancestry is unforgivable

>native american blood in an Italian
Guess it's the latter.

Nigga what

>also implying 2,4% makes you not white
One drop rule. Celtic-Germanic Europe should restore the ethnic state and issue new passports based on genetic testing. Then the WALL against the inferior masses to ensure the security from this ever increasingly shitskin planet