How long is Jesus penis?

how long is Jesus penis?

Over 9000

if you laid it out on a keyboard it would go from a to z

it has no beginning and no end

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Imagine the smell

>no fempenis

sage

I'd like to think the Master Carpenter was hung like the donkey he rode in on.

*SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFF*

muh dik

Jesus has no need for reproduction or sex so he wouldn't have one.

P.s. We got dicks like jeezuz

Mm, puffy

When did you get in Canada PJW?

i wanna go ham on dem meaty soles and vaj

What's really going to bake your noodle is if you wonder whether he was cut or uncut.

it depends on the situation

He was a Jew so it stands to reason that he was cut.

He was hung like this.

he or she never existed

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8.5/10

To be fair circumcision wasn't a universal practice amongst ancient Judeans, it's possible(albeit unlikely) that they just used a pin to draw a drop of blood from his foreskin instead of cutting it off, not to mention back then Jews only removed part of the foreskin, not the whole thing

ah yes dear, such an exquisite aroma

transparent, not 100% cleaned up but looks ok imo

He's white so it was probably just a small stub

doing gods work user

Slightly longer than normal, then?

Another

original

About 9 inch nails long

This triggers me

good meme

>blaspheming on a Christian board

You have to go back.

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silence of the braps

: ((((

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