how long is Jesus penis?
How long is Jesus penis?
Over 9000
if you laid it out on a keyboard it would go from a to z
it has no beginning and no end
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Imagine the smell
>no fempenis
sage
I'd like to think the Master Carpenter was hung like the donkey he rode in on.
*SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFF*
muh dik
Jesus has no need for reproduction or sex so he wouldn't have one.
P.s. We got dicks like jeezuz
Mm, puffy
When did you get in Canada PJW?
i wanna go ham on dem meaty soles and vaj
What's really going to bake your noodle is if you wonder whether he was cut or uncut.
it depends on the situation
He was a Jew so it stands to reason that he was cut.
He was hung like this.
he or she never existed
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8.5/10
To be fair circumcision wasn't a universal practice amongst ancient Judeans, it's possible(albeit unlikely) that they just used a pin to draw a drop of blood from his foreskin instead of cutting it off, not to mention back then Jews only removed part of the foreskin, not the whole thing
ah yes dear, such an exquisite aroma
transparent, not 100% cleaned up but looks ok imo
He's white so it was probably just a small stub
doing gods work user
Slightly longer than normal, then?
Another
original
About 9 inch nails long
This triggers me
good meme
>blaspheming on a Christian board
You have to go back.
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silence of the braps
: ((((
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