ISRAEL APPRECIATION THREAD

Appreciation thread for the land of milk and honeys

Stormfags and neetsocs are not welcome.

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So have you taken the zionist pill yet, user?

i want jew gf, how can i obtain one?

You can join the IDF and get an israeli citizenship. I dont mind goyim marrying jewish girls as long as they are zionist and not israel hating leftists.

JIDF please btfo

I have respect for Israel and it's people, a state in the middle of a fucked up region which managed to survive thanks to cunning, diplomacy, lobbying, force and outright machinations, that's an absolute feat. But i'll never trust you nor be on your side, the whole chopping your dick in the name of your retarded religion is ,well, retarded. Never trust a man who voluntarily chops his dick, that shit ain't natural.

>please btfo
What did he mean by this?

I remember at the Mackabee games years ago the Israeli contractor for the bridge contracted to make it for say 30k with the government, subcontracted it for something like 12k to another Israeli who cut corners when they built it.(original contractor picked up 18k for doing nothing). Bridge collapses while "Aussie" jews are marching into stadium killing a few. Some swallowed the radioactive or contaminated water in the water below and died from it after.
That really says so much about Israel.
Oh yeah and you stole Aussie passports for that hit on the Palestinian weapons dealer in the hotel at Abu Dubai (or some stinking arab shithole) a few years after.

Quality nation through and through.

Meh, I'm not really into the Palestine-Israel battle but this country will never find peace and is threatened by terrorism every week so it might as well sink in Hell as much as it was created from it

It means we all know this is a bait
And Jordan qts > israeli fake soldiers

Finding unattractive people of every race is easy. For some reason he thinks it can be used to show how terrible Jewish girls are.
I like Jewish girls, I wish I knew one. (sigh)

>complain about natsocs
>on Sup Forums
Where the fuck do you think you are you little shit?
You think this is palestine?
Go back where you belong.
>>>/oven/

How do I get an Israeli woman Shlomo?

>milk and honeys
I thought you guys were all lactose intolerant? No?

As to women in any military, they are pretty much useless and you know it. I am not even sure why your gov still drafts them. It would make more sense to stop drafting women and stop drafting men and just implement an all-professional army.

Hey, we found a refugee.

One day...

>where do you think you are?
On a free speech website?

savage desu

Hey, we found a kike.

Yeah, i know we have some bad apples. Just like you have some abbos, we have ours.

I think you posted the wrong image user, this woman is far from being a 'qt'

Hey, you didn't. You found a white Christian

>go back where you belong
Make me

>And Jordan qts
Will all be disbanded from the army and wear a hijab in less than 20 years

a Cuck*
ftfy

Jidf detected

Pretty accurate. Ireland is pretty gay desu.

Keep posting wannabe nordic women like it proves anything about you traitorous bastards

Jews are practically white.

Cuckold

Ok

>land of milk and honey
>a desert
>where nothing lives except kike satanists
You idiots...
You really think that patch of sand you live on is the land Moses led his people to?
You have turned from God. You cannot enter it.
So instead you claim that sand and dirt is the promised land.
You are deluded as all satanists are.

>bullpups

edgy

>bluepill
And? lmao, so are arabs but we don't want them either. Because they look 'white' to you you're ok with them? While they're your biggest parasites?
USA is truly Israel's bitch s.m.h,

JIDF, fuck off
Hitler did nothing wrong also

How is this politics related? Fuck off, filthy kike

>You cannot enter it.
???
How'd they get there than?

This.
Kikes are ugly if not Ashkenazi

>Bullpups are in someway not superior.

It's cool though, you posted a picture of someone laughing so you must be right.

Do you realise hitler saw you as inferior to the aryan race, ivan?

I've seen so many NatSocs on here admit to liking black women and Asian women. Don't pretend that isn't a thing.

Hot Israeli girls are all genetically Slavs (many Ukies and Russian, some Balkan here and there). The ugly ones are genuine inbred kikes from the ghettos of Warsaw.

Nothing wrong with Bullpups. The Tavor is a fucking disgrace of a gun though.

Much like the Deagle and Uzi. They are cheaply made and poorly thought out weapons.

Israeli's are worse than the chinese at actually producing things. It's why they leech off the west.

>Believing Jerusalem is an actual place on earth
Have you not read the bible? God denied the Jews entry to the promised land when they turned from God for 40 years until a new generation that venerated God was finally allowed to enter.
The promised land is not a patch of dirt and sand run by satanists.
It is something else.

Fuck off faggot

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>someone laughing
>someone
>laughing
This post is so reddit it hurts

They wandered around for 40 years around what is now Saudi Arabia and then they entered the land that is Israel. You point doesn't make sense.

Can I join IDF as foreign?

Hello my Jewish brothers. How are you doing?

Do jewish girls hate people of the "tätervolk"?

>They could not enter the promised land because they had lost faith in God and worshipped other gods.
A fucking BURGER interprets this as
>They just hadn't got there yet lol
Are all you retards this bad?
Tell me do you believe the blessings of Abraham confer themselves onto modern day israel?

Yep. This and converting to judaism are the only ways to get an israeli citizenship if you're not a jew already

Holy fuck, amazing bro, I always wanted to join IDF.

Man, that second from the left is cute as fuck.

They wandered around because they had lost faith, and then God let them enter the land of Israel.
You somehow make that out to be the promised land is not a physical place.
It was a physical place that they entered, that was promised to them.
There is no logic to what you are saying.

>kikelstein attempting to be the guy in the crowd who claims the product has solved all his ills so that others will buy the snakeoil salesmans product
;)

No, contrary to what pol believes most of us dont hate people because of what their grandparents did.

Make a lot of money they love that

Europeans that support Israel and Jews should be executed

What if you are a Christian that believes Romans chapter 2 states that Christians are not fleshy Jews but Jews of the heart?

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>No, contrary to what pol believes most of us dont hate people because of what their grandparents did.
You are kidding, right? Seriously, you do not believe what you just posted, right?

>infers it's a physical place on this earth.
>infers they just couldn't find it because they hadn't reached there yet
>infers that God is not able to deny or affirm entry into a place
>believes the kikes in israel are allowed entry into the promised land even though the prophecy of solomon clearly states they can never enter it again
You're a dumb kike aren't you.
You've betrayed God.
A curse has been placed upon you.
There is a great suffering coming to your kind.

>Greatest ally
youtube.com/watch?v=l2Z5LFDyaRg

>Make a lot of money they love that

This^^^
Or be a non-white man they can ride the cock carousal on until they met a Jew daddy

I know that you are descendants of Abraham; yet you seek to kill me, because my word finds no place in you. I speak of what I have seen with my Father, and you do what you have heard from your father. They answered him, "Abraham is our father." Jesus said to them, "If you were Abraham's children, you would do what Abraham did. ... You are of your father the devil, and your will is to do your father's desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, and has nothing to do with the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks according to his own nature, for he is a liar and the father of lies. But, because I tell the truth, you do not believe me. Which of you convicts me of sin? If I tell the truth, why do you not believe me? He who is of God hears the words of God; the reason why you do not hear them is you are not of God.

You only wish you could FTBO

Actually the Bible says that God will defend Israel during Armegeddon

No i am not kidding. If you got out of your echo chamber for a bit you will see what i mean.

youtube.com/watch?v=QE6rZ7dOvFE

That Israel stopped being a thing a long time ago. Just because Jews moved back there and cleansed the area doesn't mean it exist again.

And the bible also clearly states that Israel is the spiritual nation of Christ.
You really think that taking dirt and sand and calling it Israel makes it so?

That disgusting dyed blonde hair with its dark roots. If you want to pretend you're a goy then at least go all the way.

"And I will pour out on the house of David and the inhabitants of Jerusalem a spirit of grace and supplication. They will look on me, the one they have pierced, and they will mourn for him as one mourns for an only child, and grieve bitterly for him as one grieves for a firstborn son. "And in that day I will set about to destroy all the nations that come against Jerusalem." -Zechariah 12:10
The Jewish scriptures predict that the Jews will turn to Jesus in the last days and be sorry for what they did. And God will forgive them and protect them.

>If you got out of your echo chamber for a bit you will see what i mean.

the USA is a Jew MSM controlled echo chamber and Germany by proxy.

Irreligious Jewish ladies are libidinous and have homosexual tendencies. They look bad is they are sexually-active, which is why it's important that they are sexually-disciplined. Orthodox Jewish women tend to look outstanding, and I reckon it's because they live happily as celibate and sleeping in own bed. Sex causes ugliness!

I fell in love with an IDF Medical Corps corporal.

Sure life is always full of surprises.

I agree, i think brunettes are more aesthetically pleasing than blondes tbqh

Congrats. She is a Sayanim. And you are now her medium into over throwing your nation.

While I'll make Jew jokes and make fun of Jews all day long, I actually have no real problems with Israel. Stop spying on us though, you big nosed fucks.

>Jews can be ugly
No shit

I have no nation. I have no country.

But she can overthrow my life as much as she likes, if ya know what I mean.
She can coup d'etat my pillows, if ya know what I mean.
She can invade my personal space, if ya know what I mean.
She can can create conspiracies to get into my wallet, if ya know what I mean.

Hair colour is meaningless in practice, it's all about the face shape.

>have no nation
Wow then who cares what you think you socialist nigger xD

you forgot about the child abuse part

>be in israel
>be 175 manlet
>see manlets bigger than me everywhere
>fuck yeah, i'm not a manlet here
>open tinder
>first grill says JEW LETTERS 180 JEW LETTERS
>fuckme.jpg
>luckly i'm BI
>go to gay bar instead
>get lots of attention from hot guys
>get fucked by a ripped QT twink
>can't wait to go back

not a proxy or troll lol

It is the police...

And of course we have blacks in the army, why wouldn't we?

>xD

Stay in America thats where most of their models acting for promotion of their terror network actually come from.

Im such a parasite that i literally sell my women.

>we're strong out of thin air
your country wouldn't stand a chance without german and usa's money. If the west stopped the money donation you would be crushed by iran

Yes, you can. No need to convert to Judaism.

How do you deal with penguins?

This is simply false. If we didnt have any foreign aid we would simply have to escalate stuff much more quickly instead of dancing around problems with iron domes and stuff like we do now.

Pretty much everyone here hates these welfare leeching parasites. I hope we can eventually cut the welfare someday so they would stop breeding like rabbits and actually start working.

USA's protection + massive money injection is why you still exist. I dont say it's a bad thing, but still.

Oh trust me, a nation with half its population having an iq of over 100 can survive without any foreign aid. Having some enemies with an average iq of 80 wouldnt really bother us.

Those things allow Israel to sit back, and comfortably play defense, there is no doubt about that. But that doesn't mean they would be wiped out without them either.

"Any cut to the military budget, and you're putting the state in existential danger"
vice.com/en_au/article/what-would-happen-if-the-us-stopped-giving-money-to-israel-305
>tfw Israel is literaly a welfare state

Without foreign aid.

I want my money back jew.