Tfw you ll never live in a spotted hyena like society

>Tfw you ll never live in a spotted hyena like society
Feels bad man.

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>tfw you want to be an abused bitch toy to a strong womyn

Makes sense that their population is overall very small. Female dominant societies have low birth rates

Is this the norm in Greece? Shiiiet, sign me up!

What is this shit called? It actually turns me on

femdom

Ok forget what i said.

>a feminist's ideal worldview
Kek

Look at this one.

A feminists true ideal world, which they will never tell you about, is a world in which they are constantly raped by big strong psychopaths of all different shades, that's all they really want

Reminder Humon is into incest rape. And also gay rape.
But anyway, a society where the only females are little girls and they are treated like property is ideal.

except Chimps race war Bonobos and wipe their race out

is it normal to get turned on by this?

Since reading the way of men I like chimps

4u.

>tfw a jewish qt will never beat you up and sit on your face to punish you
;_;

>tfw weigh 97lb and all your gfs have been stronger and taller than you

livescience.com/699-painful-realities-hyena-sex.html

>hyena-sex.html
I ain't fuckin clickin on that shit nigga

>hyena-sex.html
Oh I'm fuckin clickin on that shit nigga

>hyena
>extremely matriarchal
>scavenger species, always attempt to get free meals from other predator kills
>pretty much the niggers of the pride lands

>Lions
>Patriarchal
>top of the food chain in their territories
>symbol of strength through history
>king of the pride lands

Hmm, really made me think.

Lionesses do most of the work, while male Lions laze around.

What the fuck, are you a miniature man?

Where's the part where they tell you this is the result of a genetic bottleneck?

academic.oup.com/mbe/article/22/12/2435/1009568/The-Population-History-of-Extant-and-Extinct

>high-ranking females provide their developing offspring with higher levels of androgen—a male sex hormone associated with aggression—than lower-ranking mothers

> providing the extra hormones takes a toll on the mother. The dose of androgen that she received from her own alpha mother damages her ovaries, making it difficult to conceive.

>It also causes female reproductive organs to grow. A lot. Her clitoris, which contains the birthing canal, protrudes 7 inches from her body.

>clitoris, which contains the birthing canal
>clitoris, which contains the birthing canal
>clitoris, which contains the birthing canal

>"Imagine giving birth through a penis,"

livescience.com/699-painful-realities-hyena-sex.html

Basically hyenas are an evolutionary freakshow that comes trough inbreeding and now lefties are using them in some kind of "nature has all kinds of sexual roles" project to convince people through tumblr art that trannies are just natural.

Because what we really need is more kids who can't have an inverted penis vagina because they got too many hormones.

Next animal in charge kills the offspring of the previous leader, just like after elections

That's fucking gay

>ducks
Rapey
>dolphins
Rapey
>lions
Kill cubs of previous male to get females into estrus

I'm guessing no comics on that huh?

This is basically what happens when you let a trap into your harem. Therefore traps are gay and you're a cuck for liking them.

Yes, being gay is absolutely natural.

Hyenas are beating lions in the long term survival contest, also Hyenas are not scavengers they are just jerks who like to bully animals away from their kills, hyenas do hunt down animals to eat.

>lions

Lionesses do all the work and are bad ass, while one male lazes around, does nothing and gets all the glory.

Sounds about right ;)

>'Imagine giving birth through a penis'
Oh god, that's messed up.

Now I want a doujinshi were a shota sneak cucks a chad because the girl is into /ss/.

Psych fag here, this is probably why bonobos have completely failed to adapt to any new environments while chimps have. Chimps have four times the population and are doing much better from an evolutionary perspective.

>2017.
>Not having a harem of maids while you protect the house's economic interests.
Protip: A society that can't defend itself doesn't remain a society for long.

Even for carnivoran mammals the males are always superior

youtube.com/watch?v=WW7_guiQ4J8

The female gender really is the shit gender since the beginning of animal life.

certain insects kill their spouse/children for fun

Isn't there also a species of worms who literally cock fence each other,and the one who gets penetrated gets impregnated and turns into a female?

Not quite. Lions are the only social cats, the unit being a pride. The pride has a territory. The job of the male is to protect the territory from other lions while the females exploit the resources of the area.
Food - female
Foreign lions - male
Task division

Immediately after posting that I knew someone would reply with that bullshit.

The "females do most of the work" meme is misconception. The daytime is the most dangerous time for lion cubs. For this reason, males do not join the daytime hunt because they need to protect the kids. At night however (when the grand majority of the hunting is done), males take the lead in hunting while cubs are better hidden.

Of course, most only see lions during the day, so that where the meme comes from.

is femdom a good or bad fetish to have? asking for a friend

What is /ss/?

>Dolphins are capable of manipulating their vaginal muscles in order to provide maximum pleasure. Most women cannot
>Dolphins secrete a substance that dramatically shortens your refractory period as long as your dick remains in her vagina. Women cannot
>Dolphins cannot cheat on you as they do not form lasting, intimate relationships. Women can, and not only can, but they enjoy doing it
>Dolphins do not mind if you fuck another dolphin. A women will hate you if you fuck another women
>Dolphins don’t mind if you cum inside either. She won’t force you to pay child support for 18 years like a women. She can’t even get pregnant
>Dolphins won’t leave you for another dolphin with more shekels. Dolphins do not have a system of currency and are not consumer whores like women
>If you are the submissive type, dolphins can be aggressive, and far more convincingly aggressive, not like a 140 pound bitch who won’t scare anyone
>Dolphins do not expect you to spend exorbitant amounts of shekels on them
>Dolphins give it up easily
>Dolphins do not demand superior rights to men
>Dolphins do not organize Dolphinwalks
>You can ride a dolphin through the ocean
>Dolphins are more intelligent then women


Dolphins are clearly superior to any human woman of any race.

So why haven't you fucked a dolphin yet, Sup Forums?

What the fuck? So the omega secretly cucks the alpha?

this is definitely my fetish but sadly it doesn't really work with modern and/or american and/or human women

Dolphin males would be mentally psychopaths if they were human so you have no chance at all empathy boy.

That's because lions are more popular hunting game for white people want to feel badass, obviously.

He got sick of waiting for his dinner.

Spiders (not insects) and praying mantises.
Not for fun, some argue its an evolutiinary strategy, bonus food source to help off fuure offspring in a short lived species.
There's a species of gnats (if i remember right) with spear-like phalusses. Literally harpoons the female, which have evolved armor.

Oh, neat. Thank you for informing me.

Hyenas are tougher to take down compared to a lion because they have primate level intelligence and lots of teamwork.

Straight Shota. Basically femdom focused hentai manga featuring a younger male character.

>So why haven't you fucked a dolphin yet, Sup Forums?
Got banned from Sea World last time i tried :/

This is actually a common misconception, hyenas have a much higher successful hunt record. However lions are stronger and chase hyenas away from the defeated prey.

Personally I'd rather be fighting large cats than wild dogs

>not horse pussy

Cuttlefish
There's a species with two types of males.
First is the chad type. Big and fights other chads for territory with the most female.
The second type of male disguises itself to look almost female and sneaks into the territory. Once there, it mates with the females.
Why you no trap too?

Can any aussies tell us about the reproductive ways of the Kangaroo?

>hyena-sex.html
I can't decide if I should click that shit or not.

Yes, nature is balanced. Otherwise there will be no omegas because of natural selection.

Thanks.

No

>tfw lizard cuck

Having a fetish

Sin is natural, which is why something divine and beyond nature is necessary to be moral.

It is shit. Cunts are meant to be dominated not the other way around.
Straight shota, because porn with little boys us usually gay

That doesn't change the fact that the reason lion populations are dwindling compared to them is over-hunting, and poaching. It isn't because they are better equipped for survival in nature.

Bonobos and chimps are divided by a river. The main difference is gorillas.
Gorillas eat the greens on the chimp side, making resources more scarce and thus forcing a more territorial attitude.
On the other side of the river, no gorillas. Bonobos are much more sedantary since food is much easier to gather in one location.

Slippery slope

>lesser beasts that swing in trees and eat rotting carrion engage in a gender hierarchy unlike advanced, modern, western humans
>this somehow delegitimises advanced, modern, western human gender roles/hierarchy

>Wide amount of data on homosexuality among animals, even in this thread
>Wryaaaah I don't believe you
Are you a christcuck?

Who are you quoting?
Even the picture doesn't say this.

>mfw a high school senior wrestled me and dry humped my butt at a party when I was in tenth grade and I've had this fetish ever since

You know she really fucked me up when I think about it.

who else /blue/ here?

Bonobos are French

Doesn't fucking matter if you're so beta that you let other men, especially on Sup Forums of all fucking places, influence your opinion of a fetish.

The problem with femdom though is that it attracts a lot of crazies, SJW's, and landwhales.

There are cool, /fit/, and relatively sane dommes out there for sure but they are few and far between.

I saw something like that on hentaihaven, but I can't remember the name... Damn it all.

Yet the chimps are doing better. Not just for there environment. They occupy a larger area and have several times the population. They are better at adapting. Probably because of the competitive nature of their patriarchal society. What caused the difference in the first place doesn't really matter.

Maybe if the male lions didnt kill the cubs belongs to other lions their genetic diversity would be higher.

Also lions kill their siblings as cubs to fuck their mommies, hot.

I can actually relate to the yellow. One time I cucked some guy while in drag

>There are severe reproductive costs to this androgen-fueled hyper masculinization of female spotted hyena. Nearly all female spotted hyena’s first-born cubs are stillborn, as the placenta is not long enough for the extended penile birth canal. In addition, the first birthing process is time consuming, as it requires the meatus of the pseudo-penis to tear, allowing the fetus to pass through; as a result, the first-born often die of anoxia
>tumblr actively ignore the reality of what any of this actually means
>"M-MUH HYENA LIKE FEMDOM BECAUSE THEY'RE LOBERATED!!!"

It sounds pretty good being a gay man in a matriarchical society :3

Greentext please, I need a good kek

a god tier fetish

goat 2d fetish because you end up with massive amounts of SMUG
Fucking horrible 3D fetish because it ends up being ball-busting and shit. Also because femdom is great with loli/adult or shota/adult. adult/adult just doesn't work.

Why are you here?

...

Something like that got a fucking anime?

I used to be into femdom until I found a really submissive girl, and stopped being a fag

Not everything is a brainwashing propaganda, sometimes it's just porn

They didnt mention that bonobos rape in both gender.

Keep it 2D and it's the best.
Any 'fetish scene' is full of insane and scum people.

Almost everything you can imagine already got an anime.

>ignores facts
>repeats the same words
Shareblue, do you aristolian logic?

wtf i love dolphins now

They said 'no taboos', so it's implied, along with pedophilia, poopstuff, and other degeneracy.

t. Jotaro Kujo

Death Panda?

>when the females in your species are all shoujo fans.

Why don't we just take the best of those things and genetically engineer women to have it too?

Where did you dig up this bullshit? Lionesses do most of the hunting, period. They both only hunt at night pretty much.

Hyenas are smarter and far better than lions.

Male hyenas who are of low rank can literally lie
>Teach a male hyena in which bucket the food is
>Next day release all hyenas
>Male hyena sits quietly relaxing until everyone is far way and not in sight
>Goes close to the bucket, triple checks for anyone around and if noneone is around eat it
Literally pretending he doesnt know to keep the meal to themselves :3

>Halloween
>been chatting up girl
>in drag because halloween
>all rolling balls all night
>go back to her house where theres a party going on
>Some dude(im guessing her BF or at least he still thinks he is) walks in to her bedroom to get his nerf gun he left there (Our uni does humanz vs zombies LARP every year)
>see us fucking around
>"What!?.... with a faggot!? guess it over then..."
>I'm high as fuck and just say "whats up dude" and he replys "fuck you"
>He storms off, she follows
>I go home
>realize i could've gotten my ass beat bad but somehow lucked out