Mars Colonization Thread: Restart Edition
Claim a piece of terraformed Mars for your country before there's nothing left and engage in interplanetary politics and shitposting competitions.
Yesterday we had a pretty good run with lots of interesting events so let's try this again.
Claiming land in the name of Rzeczpospolita.
dont leave me alone here guys
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Just like the last game I guess.
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Sorry Sven, your wife's boyfriend doesn't permit that.
Go back to you cuckshed.
There are no niggers there so your country would die out
Why are you such a hypocrite?
Looks like swedes have some kind of fetish for this island.
Of course this is also the place where we'll send all the nignogs if some actually get here, we cant have this multiculturalism bullshit here and an island is perfect for that.
Why does your flag's cross has the color of piss?
C'mon guys dont let the thread die, claim your lands.
bump
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That's a big landgrab.
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You guys sure aren't being modest, leave some land for others.
My colony has a colony
Well Norway and Denmark is included in Sweden.
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MANIFEST DESTINY
That is rightful american clay, you need to go somewhere else.
Then change the flag because you're misleading people.
I also dont think that Denmark and Norway would be happy about this but whatever.
are you insinuating that USA wouldn't just take the whole planet?
top kek
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Looks like we have a dispute of land, not sure how to draw that.
WAR
No, you just need to learn history, there's a reason we have three crowns on our coat of arms.
holy shit, for some reason seeing a map with most of the landmass in the south is really unsettling.
kind of feels like all the water will just rush down and flood it.
Doing my best here, next update with US soon.
Will anyone stop the Swedish meneace?
Spaghetti niggers get MOAB shoved up ass.
Don't worry, Abdul will be stopped soon enough.
claimed for Greater Austrian Empire
why is mars allowed to be so heavliy islamic?
Well shit what now
Italian area in US is disputed as I have no idea how to resolve the conflict.
I claim this strategic defensive region for the restaured Bonaparte 3 Empire.
You must pay to go through the detroit. :)
this is wrong and you know it poland. Germany eh I mean Austria needs Lebensraum
You guys do realize that you're claiming land in the US right?
Suddenly Austria
MWI when?
Ok, I see you want it the hard way.
Alliance to force US to give land, Austria ?
nooooooooooo not again my sweet empire
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Until you guys resolve the dispute I'm not drawing you because it's a mess.
Meanwhile expanding south.
just give me a piece of land next to swedistan at the sea and im good
WTF Austria ignored diplomatic proposal.
Non-Agression pact if you agree to give me my land to defend against Austria.
sry I thought the us nuked me already when I read your proposal francebro
I'll make my own proposition on how to handle the matter in a while.
Basically thinking of ignoring the Italian claim since they already have a colony, maybe compensate them with more land and giving the claimed areas mostly intact to Austria and France.
I want this land. It looks like the most violent and uninhabitable land. I don't think anyone has a problem with this?
I would have taken the island, but Sweden cucked me. So the desert is the next best thing.
uh, mars isn't flat you retards.
please user we all know earth and mars are both flat
That would be where food is made and at a guess the climate of that area is be Mediterranean,
this way with a trade deal your wall mart could be filled with actual food from the best cuisine
of earth (and mars) instead of having to eat spry cheese and becoming the fattest nation of two colonized planets out of two
it's actually claimed by US and parts of it are also claimed by Austria and Italy
It's a mess lad, claim land somewhere else, you dont want to be here.
Almost ready with the map.
That's it, we're going full manifest destiny mode.
stay off my land
Italian food is really overrated.
y'all motherfuckers nearly forget about China
I hope that everyone is happy with the results.
Make Austria and Italy go somewhere else and we might have a deal.
kek no, once you get used to it everything else become unedible
The council of the Greater Austrian Empire accpets your proposal
I could throw the Italians out and compensate them with more land in their other colony, but I'm afraid I cant do much about Austria.
give me back my land you dirty slav
America doesn't take the scraps
I think it´s time for a regime change in the US of Mars
Claiming the desert per usual
Agreed.
enjoy getting nuked from orbit
no EU peasants are allowed on America's new planet
where is bognagrad?
This is the only thing I can do I'm afraid, you'll have to live with it US.
as a sign of peace and prosperity Austria wants to give you this rare pepe
You should've given a limit to how much one person can get, at this point it's a complete mess where 7 people took the entire planet.
Austria isn't even a real country, we'll go ahead and take their land
Fine.
But i'm taking all of this and this piece of shit island
take your dirty claws from our rightful clay
fug
you wanna go the way of Japan?
the island niggers still haven't recovered, and that was just two nukes
No way in hell.
It's fine, we'll fuck over the sven soon.
How do you guys like this one? I think this is sufficient compensation for Italy
why is Austria still on this map?
I demand international sanctions agains the USM for war mongering and threats against peaceful neighbours
Sven is a faggot, make their gay little island a colony of ours and we have a deal.
I don't know, we should take their smaller islands
America needs a Hawaii
We take this present with great joy.
We will return the favor some day.
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We vote yes and support the sanctions.
Now that's not nice, we were willing to tolerate your presence.
Because they have a right to it, you already have the Italian land, you cant just landgrab everything.
That island should be a land for the taking t bh. Sven is way too big.
You want to look like this? I still think that you would look better in my map but I have no problems with it.
Dont think I didnt see that island mate.
you sure you wanna do that, frog?
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Okay guys get this
what if we just correct the Swedish borders a little bit?
If you say so,
I'm not giving up that island
That's how colonialism work, it's not like haiti is going to have any claim
do the cucks really deserve a second chance? They'll probably import Somalian bulls for their wives to cuck them with, then infect the surrounding lands
might be better to take their land and women, then use the cucks as slave labor in the asteroid belt
Oh shit I think we all forgot something
Well I literally isolated them on the island to minimize the threat, they can put any dicks that they want into their ass now without polluting the surrounding area.
I think I know what it is.
I second this. Let's carve up the new swedinistan and leave the guineas and Austrians alone, we'll go after them later.
I will usurp that island some day fucker
I'm talking about the flag displayed on the american land
It's clearly wrong
did you not see the tides and climate chart some Russian made?
That shit is gonna get into the ocean and make the fish gay
Oh I was thinking of something else.
What's wrong with it?
Shit you're right, Ill get on it as fast as possible.