/ptg/ President Trump General - Killstreak Master Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/NATO Sec Gen Stoltenberg joint press conf 4/12/17
youtu.be/bzDg7G9c1e8
>Sean Spicer/Kellyanne Conway @ Newseum 4/12/17
youtu.be/wDqAV2R-Yrk
>FM Lavrov/SoS T-Rex joint statement in Moscow 4/12/17
youtu.be/C8GYc5tvDUA
>Pres Trump on Mornings with Maria 4/12/17
youtu.be/8wY3K4pitjE
>Attny Gen Sessions @ Luke AFB AZ 4/11/17
youtu.be/wNHDzTn1mwA
>Attny Gen Sessions @ US-MEX border 4/11/17
youtu.be/uhQT41Z3e0M
>Attny Gen Sessions @ Assoc of Chiefs of Police 4/11/17
youtu.be/d2PANqxRC0o
>Def Dept Brief on Russia/NK/China 4/11/17
youtu.be/dFMKiMXWFWg
>Pres Trump leads CEO discussion 4/11/17
youtu.be/ynI4VWt7CLE
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>March in the Trumpenreich
youtu.be/gwmp3E9VIX0
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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AWOO~!

I don't like this.

AWOO~

HERE WE GOO

We need to drop some MOABs in Syria on ISIS and Iraq. Fuck the civilian casualties, if they're all dead there will be no more terrorists

God damn you, polack. Now we need to shitpost this to death. YOU KNOW THE RULE!

Just curios, but don't some bombs have an expiration date?

kek, Note the avatar.

vaughnlive.tv/newzviewz

fox news stream for you

First time MOAB has ever been deployed in combat.
ISIS was the target.
1 mile radius of pure kebab removal

Drumpf isn't bombing enough countries tbqh, he should have bombed Iran, too.

Off by one.

>not putting TRUMP on the side of every MOAB

dissapointed tbqh

BOOM
That's the sound of the bigger truth bomb dropped today

Get ready for the shill invasion. Trump just MOAB'd Planned Parenthood in red states.

>so what are we going to do about ISIS?
>what's the biggest bomb that won't get us in trouble for using nuclear arsenal?
>MOAB

>goes and rolls a MOAB out of a C-130 cargo bay

Trump is fucking based

Are china our guys now?

Yeah, why?

>Trump's Mission Plan For Sandniggerstan

I have no issues with that

>not a Spicer edition
Congratulations you fuck you just delayed the press briefing another 20 minutes.

For people bitching about the cost.

Nevermind, I realized we panic when the cameras are ON.

think of how many college grads helped make that MOAB though

>21,000 pound bomb
>To take out tunnels
Admit it, a 21,000 pound rock would have collapsed the tunnels. The explosion was glorious overkill.

HAHAHAHAHA

What's this news about Trump bombing ISIS with the biggest bomb he could find?

They had it coming.

The MOAB was such an obvious PR move.

I don't disagree with it at all, and I think it's hilarious. I guarantee Trump will get favorable coverage and an approval rating bump after this. It makes him look really, really good.

Literally 100 days of happening I love it

I made the spicer edition last time, and he didn't show

Guess you lot better shitpost till your heart's content

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

WEW my post turned into a thread i feel accomplished

>Costa Rica
>Oppai
Shill.

EXPLOSION!

Can't wait for Coulter to come crawling back to Trump now

think about how much oxygen is wasted with that person still breathing

OH NO HE'S BOMBING ISIS JUST LIKE OBAMA HAS BEEN DOING FOR THE PAST 8 YEARS, JUST IN A BIGGER SINGLE BOMB OMG IM TUFF WOMAN, FEAR THE GIRL BULL

When is Spicy talking?

this. what the fuck poland

Scared of what?

It just happened

Tell me more about the MOBA.

>Admit it, a 21,000 pound rock would have collapsed the tunnels. The explosion was glorious overkill.

think of all the college educations that could have been funded if the MOAB was never built!! fuck shnergzadillumpf and fuck fedrumpelskins!

This isn't Voodoo magic. He doesn't come out whenever there's a new thread. You really think he lurks here?

>off by 1
>Not spicy pic
Now we have to wait more

I guarantee everything in the area died, did the job perfectly.

needs more Trump decals

>shills crying about bomb costs again
Somebody draw a smuggie of a crying libtard watching the MOAB news and saying "thanks Drumpf, there goes my college tuition".

STOP BOMBING ISIS

It's just that. MOABs have never been used in real combat before

We're bombing the shit out of ISIS, and making the tomahawk gate look like nothing

What mechanism did they use? Why can't they use it to repeal Obamacare?

I want to dock my dick in that boat.

I didn't like the strikes on Assad but I can support dropping a MOAB on Afghanistan if it's cost effective.

Trying to catch up on things at lunch.

Did we really BTFO an ISIS camp? Like, not a wedding party? And not didn't warn ISIS to evacuate before dropping the bomb?

The first rule of Trump Club is: Don’t believe anything the Leftstream Media reports about him.

The second rule of Trump Club is: DON’T BELIEVE ANYTHING the Leftstream Media reports about him.

The third rule of Trump Club is: Check Trump’s Twitter for news about his Presidency. Bypass the leftoid gatekeepers.

The fourth rule of Trump Club is: Trust Trump’s instincts. He wrote “Art of the Deal’; understand he will do some deal-making as President that won’t mean selling his supporters down the river.

The fifth rule of Trump Club is: Don’t expect Trump to govern like a Democreep or a Recucklican. He is a Jacksonian paradigm shift.

The sixth rule of Trump Club is: Be patient. The man has enemies on all sides. The war for national sovereignty against the Globohomo Bathhouse Alliance won’t be won overnight.

The seventh rule of Trump Club is: Trust YOUR instincts, and stay loyal to Trump. The media wants to sow dissension within Trump’s ranks and among his supporters. Refuse to take their bait. This doesn’t mean criticizing Trump is off-limits, but abandoning him to the jackals every time he makes a trivial move that violates some arcane alt-tenet will betray you, not Trump, as the untrustworthy party.

The eighth rule of Trump Club is: This is our first term in Trump Club. We have to fight.

>Not a Spice Time Edition
You fucked up OP

>mother of all bombs

SOMEONE POST AN ARMSTRONG EDIT OF THIS

>Can't fret over every civilian

They're afraid. 8 years of this lads, 8 years.

STOP BOMBING ISIS TRUMP, THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO SUPPORT (((THEM)))

>The explosion was glorious overkill.

Peace through Strength.

AWOO~

Fuck no, amazing.

Never a boring day in the Trump administration.

seems that way so far

I just really like some botes designs

Also appropriate right now given the MOAB got dropped on fucking ISIS

Nah, she's going to distance herself
>Why didn't Trump use the MOAB on Mexico City?

WTF I LOVE ISIS NOW

no

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>Wow this costs $16 million
>I mean I know it's a moot point but goys seriously $16 million think of the school!

>You really think he lurks here?
He read the trumpgen greentext "you are here" copypasta almost verbatim on air.
He's a convention-going Gundam fan.
He said "Hitler never used gas on innocent people" yesterday.

I'm going with yes.

Are the shills upset about it?

TWO MINUTE WARNING
MOTHER OF ALL SPICINGS

>MOABs have never been used in real combat before

how fucking new are you poland are you forgetting all the MOABS dropped in Iraq?

...

Nah, just rural and suburban retards

This is my awoovement! I wove my awoovement!

>bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-04-13/trump-moves-against-planned-parenthood-by-signing-gop-measure

why didn't we use the MOAB on NYC and san-fran?

I believe it's called the "plot device"

Awoo?

REMEMBER LADS. Dropping bombs won't work. Islamic groups will pop up no matter how many bombs we drop. This is a war of ideas that we can't win through bombs.

What's the difference between ISIS and Mexicans again?

>think of how many college educations could be funded with that much money

Liberals are fucking cancer.

ISIS is literally the antithesis of liberalism and everything these dipshits stand for.

How do you kill a dangerous ideology? You kill the most diehard adherents (see MOAB) and you meme warfare the weakminded and children.

make me

Figured you would find a washboard variant instead of switching to the right side

I WAS PROMISED SPICY TIME

WHERE IS IT

If you can kill everyone in a 1 mile radius for $16 million it may be worth it. Compare it to the cost of operating things like an A-10 or an F-35

I can almost picture Trump talking about this
>Trump: "Ok, so I already said I wanted ISIS gone. How's it going?"
>Mattis: "Well we're doing ok in Mosul, but we bombed some of our rebels in Syria-"
>T: "Lol who cares"
>M: "...also, we're going to do an operation on Afghanistan and we want to minimize casualities"
>T: "Well, why don't we just fucking bomb them? Drop the biggest shit we got and done. Not nuclear tho, imagine the butthurt"
>M: "Right away sir"
Don't fuck with Trump

>somebody saved the half assed OC I did in MSpaint

Grow up

only mad about cost of bomb but it was made long long ago...so it was sorta wasted money and needed to get rid of the bomb for a new one

>Doesn't believe in power of KEK and meme magick
Australia was mistake.

>He said "Hitler never used gas on innocent people" yesterday.
Good shit.

If Spicer doesn't come out and say "Even Hitler didn't have the balls to drop a MOAB" he's a fucking pussy.

youtube.com/watch?v=CBEXro_A-EI

HE'S TWENTY MINUTES LATE NOW

IMPEACH DOMP

Good. Next MOAB needs to be dropped in Damascus

Cuisine

not if you use enough bombs