/ptg/ President Trump General - Mother of All Spicing Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/NATO Sec Gen Stoltenberg joint press conf 4/12/17
youtu.be/bzDg7G9c1e8
>Sean Spicer/Kellyanne Conway @ Newseum 4/12/17
youtu.be/wDqAV2R-Yrk
>FM Lavrov/SoS T-Rex joint statement in Moscow 4/12/17
youtu.be/C8GYc5tvDUA
>Pres Trump on Mornings with Maria 4/12/17
youtu.be/8wY3K4pitjE
>Attny Gen Sessions @ Luke AFB AZ 4/11/17
youtu.be/wNHDzTn1mwA
>Attny Gen Sessions @ US-MEX border 4/11/17
youtu.be/uhQT41Z3e0M
>Attny Gen Sessions @ Assoc of Chiefs of Police 4/11/17
youtu.be/d2PANqxRC0o
>Def Dept Brief on Russia/NK/China 4/11/17
youtu.be/dFMKiMXWFWg
>Pres Trump leads CEO discussion 4/11/17
youtu.be/ynI4VWt7CLE
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>March in the Trumpenreich
youtu.be/gwmp3E9VIX0
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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youtube.com/watch?v=17lkdqoLt44
youtube.com/watch?v=i9H50tHiHjs
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archive.is/LhWSt
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youtube.com/watch?v=GptqnaD_XDs&t=0s
vaughnlive.tv/newzviewz
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/13/nasa-announce-major-discovery-ocean-worlds-search-alien-life/
google.com/amp/s/www.yahoo.com/amphtml/news/nasa-announce-discovery-alien-habitat-ocean-saturns-moon-084053844.html
youtube.com/watch?v=aWejiXvd-P8
twitter.com/SecShulkin/status/852571584799944705
stripes.com/news/va-creates-new-website-with-wait-times-performance-data-for-all-health-care-facilities-1.463248#.WO9hiFh5eC_.twitter
neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1360298
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Reminder that the U.S has much more lethal non-nuclear bomb in its arsenal than MOAB.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CBU-55

>Described as "the most powerful non-nuclear weapon in the U.S. arsenal,"[1] the device was one of the more powerful conventional weapons designed for warfare.

>Unlike most incendiaries, which contained napalm or phosphorus, the 750 pound CBU-55 was fueled primarily by propane.

MOVEMENT

AWOO~

>moab dropped on isis
>nasa major announcement saturn and alien life

You'll never have this much excitement if Hillad had won.

Awoo

THANK YEW SHORN

youtube.com/watch?v=17lkdqoLt44

MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS
>youtube.com/watch?v=i9H50tHiHjs

MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS
>youtube.com/watch?v=i9H50tHiHjs

MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS
>youtube.com/watch?v=i9H50tHiHjs

MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS
>youtube.com/watch?v=i9H50tHiHjs

MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS
>youtube.com/watch?v=i9H50tHiHjs

How much does it cost?
What?

THAAAAANNKKK YEW

Link to spice rally?

T____ Y___ S____

BLOWOUT CALENDAR

WEEK 12 OF TRUMP'S REIGN

GET ME PAST THE THUMBNAIL

Ignore shills and keep winning.

===========================

MONDAY APRIL 10TH
#1. GORSUCH SWORN IN: archive.is/VXc06
#2. COALITION OF THE WINNING: archive.is/LhWSt
#3. HUNGARY FOUND A WAY: archive.is/VwaXU
#4. WORTH IT: archive.is/lHNRs

TUESDAY APRIL 11TH
#1. ORLY?: archive.is/K60v2
#2. TRUCK OF PEACE KILLS REFUGEE ACTIVIST: archive.is/YLojj
#3. KURU NA: archive.is/kHHGS
#4. REPUBS HOLD POMPEO'S SEAT: archive.is/DaSO0

WEDNESDAY
#1. DAILYMAIL BENDS KNEE TO FLOTUS: archive.is/rrGJG
#2. WAPO BENDS KNEE TO AG SESSIONS: archive.is/8WLSh
#3. #FRIEDRICE BEGINS TO BOIL OVER: archive.is/n3uFH
#4. LANSING BENDS KNEE: NO SANCTUARY: archive.is/nsXxh

THURSDAY
#1. MERKEL BTFO: archive.is/Th1YT
#2. ISIS BTFO: archive.is/s3fqP

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a-awoo~

THAENK YEWW SHAAWNN

JUCHE WILL PREVAIL

LINK ME TO WHATEVER YOU'RE WATCHING

youtube.com/watch?v=CBEXro_A-EI&feature=push-lbss&attr_tag=QJxSyqxJ0N5E62E1-6

Threadly reminder
We're going to bomb the shit out of them.

Awoo-vengers, assemble!

>nasa major announcement saturn and alien life

Shieet, we ARE living in a COD Timeline

>yfw Trump drops a MOAB on Raqqa

Hank ou ean! Checked!

god major is such a fag

Isis literally BTFO.

>dat ISIS headline

>yfw Trump's literally bombing the shit out of ISIS

...

>axis of evil

Good grief, this isn't a Marvel comic book.

>EXPLOSIONS!!!

Lewd awoo standing by!

> saturn and alien life
Really?

>MOAB dropped on Isis
>almost mfw

>>nasa major announcement saturn and alien life

U wot m8?

youtube.com/watch?v=GptqnaD_XDs&t=0s

NEW CSTT
>NEW CSTT

NEW CSTT
>NEW CSTT

NEW CSTT
>NEW CSTT

NEW CSTT
>NEW CSTT

>mfw you feel the heat but can still taste the meat

Hockey Playoffs?

This reporter is a spaz

>Question about hockey

>where are proofs

Think about how demoralizing that shit has to be. The most powerful nation in the world by a large margin just dropped this on you over some tunnels.

One for the books!

Spice Rally
vaughnlive.tv/newzviewz

>hockey

The White House hired RSB's audio guy for the Skype calls again

Yes just look it up on Google.

its shit

You better link that announcement, leaf.

Now they're bitching about us bombing ISIS???

...

Excuse me?

SKYPE QUESTION

telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/13/nasa-announce-major-discovery-ocean-worlds-search-alien-life/
We go to space now.

Spice missed an opportunity to waste some time.

1 mile blast radius
Get rekt sandniggers

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>30 feet long
>wall will be 30 feet tall
I can't handle this.

>demoralizing
Is it fuck. Quite the opposite. David vs Goliath.

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Holy shit I just realized what Trump is doing. He's framing Russia as being on the side of Iran, Syria, and North Korea as part of a persuasion/negotiation tactic to bring them closer to our side. He's framing their alternate choice as in line with the rest of the civlized world, not being a US puppet. That gives them ideological cover.

Search on Google "NASA Saturn alien life." See for yourself.

Better not be lying to me, leaf.
I was waiting for this chick to be posted.

>"Using chemicals is far more difficult than a MOAB. It obliterates you from all sides. Assad doesn't know how to win - I will teach him!"

ISIS-K?

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GOOD QUESTION

>he didn't realise this days ago

>YOU DIDN'T ANSWER HIS QUESTION THE WAY I WANTED TO EARLIER, LET ME ASK IT AGAIN

Bingo. The seeds are being planted right now

>Yes just look it up on Google.
Doubt

Also I would have thought there would be more Megumin posting given the current situation

this had its run
don't ruin the legend, let it rest

I had a head cold a few days ago.

>>nasa major announcement saturn and alien life
Fuck yes

>David vs Goliath
They are muslim tho, DvG is a jew sandnigger tale

Islamic State in Syria - Kabul

what's an ISIS-K?

He did not. It was a part of HR McMaster, Mattis and Kushner strategy - the people who are actually running your government.

>wall is just a border long line of MOABs that get fired at mexicans that get too close

google.com/amp/s/www.yahoo.com/amphtml/news/nasa-announce-discovery-alien-habitat-ocean-saturns-moon-084053844.html
Is this what the leaf is talking about?

Check another one off the list, lads.

youtube.com/watch?v=aWejiXvd-P8

>How are my poll numbers?
>They seem to have gone up 2 points since you bombed Syria, Mr. President
>...What's the biggest bomb we have?

>checked
ISIS-Kabul?

>Muh 43xD chess

Where has this autistic nigger been?

>STOP ANSWERING THE QUESTION IN WAYS I CAN'T EXPLOIT

>"NASA Saturn alien life."

>telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/13/nasa-announce-major-discovery-ocean-worlds-search-alien-life/

Surprised it was Saturn and not one of Jupiter's moons. But I love Saturn so this makes me happy.

Yo I been gone for a few days but what's going on
>Trump won't go after China for manipulating currency
>also wtf he likes NATO now
>relation with Russia is at its lowest he says
>now this MOAB bomb
Someone explain these 6d chess moves to me cause I'm retarded

>Tfw when purging Xenos filth to put MAGA hats on all worlds.

>from bricking spics to dropping a MOAB in 24 hours

>non-MAGA edition
C'mon aquafresh

New VA website to hold them accountable:

twitter.com/SecShulkin/status/852571584799944705

stripes.com/news/va-creates-new-website-with-wait-times-performance-data-for-all-health-care-facilities-1.463248#.WO9hiFh5eC_.twitter

neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1360298
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Please tell me there's a video

You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn da Silva. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.

Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.

You nigger.

You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilization.

You are the Ferguson of South America.

Go fertilize the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time a Brazilian "man" provided for a family.

Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

ISIS-Kabul?

this is pure Trump
>adds further to his narrative
>media coverage
>physically accomplishes something
>Trump is literally using the US military to further his own political agenda and to gain popularity

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China is going to take our coal now, plus help us Contain NK
NATO is going to deport refugees soon
Russia is fine, both sides benefits from saying relations are shit right now.
Bombing the Shit out of ISIS

>there was actually a bigger bomb made of propane they could've used

i g-guess.. im a... NO! MOAB is fine