Why do millenials love shitty furniture so much?

Why do millenials love shitty furniture so much?

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Because they love chink stuff like this furniture youtu.be/z6WENgM1YnY?t=1m52s

good furniture is expensive

>shitty furniture

Sorry but IKEA is the only furniture store that doesn't try to scam you.

Libs and Millenials just worship weird Swedish shit as an ideal. No idea.

On that subject, I just leased a new Volvo yesterday, and I was surprised to see that the car had an African skin toned dildo as a gear shift knob. Does that come standard with Swedish built cars or did I get a variant unit?

IKEA IS FUCKING GOAT

FUCK OF BURGER WITH YOUR SHITTY FURNITURE

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Yass queen!

>mfw people pronounce it 'eye-key-yah'
>mfw i have no face

I dunno. I went to an Ikea once and it was really depressing. I can see why swedish are all suicidal and trying to destroy their nations.

IKEA is pretty good, even the food in there is the best part.

And in a lot of cases, heavy.

Cheap, someone has to pay for all of socialism's free stuff

This. I bought oak furniture that will last me a lifetime.

you pronounce it "i KEEE a", like the "ke" in ketchup. i provide a vocaroo of me pronouncing ikea the right way: vocaroo.com/i/s1QdPRmLSoBi

Now i feel like eating Kottbollar

I buy ikea for stupid shit like media stands or end tables, that's about it. My couches were actual quality shit from a real furniture store.

It amazes me how many people pronounce Ikea incorrectly. I'm glad that we have a Swede to confirm how it is said. Thanks, Sven.

As much as I hate Sweden, I do love IKEA.
Although that is mainly because I am European and it reminds me of going shopping at IKEA in my home country, so it is mainly nostalgia for me.
However, it is the only place here that sells affordable European-style furniture, as opposed to the fake antique-looking stuff that is everywhere in America.

This.

It's cheap, it's well designed, and easy to assemble if you are not retarded.

Too cucked to even do that.

That was loud as fuck. You should have just done one where you were screaming, I may have shit my pants.

>norrlänning trying to pronounce anything

Thanks Sven but I'm going to keep pronouncing it 'shit-tee fern-ichur'.

ikea has great quality, what's your problem?

SWEDEN YES!

Inb4 "muh boomers"

We say 'Ikeja'.

>Does that come standard with Swedish built cars or did I get a variant unit?
You got the version for men.

Best bang for your buck.

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Furniture stores are jews.

Ikea is okay foe my book. The menu and the food market are the best ones.

Sing something.

>*for

We have the Amish... your plywood shit can go fuck itself...

i thought the polaris IKEA was already open

because its cheap and 'muh cant afford a home to furnish with nice stuff'.

Craigslists is awesome for buying handmade furniture for fair prices, you can even trade up for better things if you look enough
hue underrated

amish make furniture?

If you've never taken a gril on a date to hang out in one of the displays at Ikea, you are maximum pleb.

It's garbage chipboard shit that my kids would destroy the first time they climbed on it.

>this is madness!
>MADNESS?!
>THIS IS NOT MADNESS!
>THIS
>IS
>IKEAAAAAAAA

Pic related is the only thing Swedes are good for

what do u think they do all day?

>Why do millenials love shitty furniture so much?

If you've just rented your first apartment and it is empty of furniture IKEA is a good place to get the basics (bed, sofa, set of drawers, table, etc.) without breaking the bank.

Can fit out a one bedroom flat for a few thousand quid / euros / dollars (pretty much close to equal nowadays)

Why wouldn't you? What is the alternative? Some secondhand shit from a dead persons home?

Cost the same, looks worst and that shit be haunted.

TRUTH

I like IKEA for the restaurant and cheap hotdogs desu

Because "normal" furniture is overpriced, heavy and difficult to move, and frankly ugly as fuck. There are more colors than shades of brown, black, and gray in the world, but you'd never know that browsing for furniture anywhere else.

It's the meatballs, nobody goes to Ikea to buy furniture. They go to eat meatballs but hide this fact by buying furniture,it's a nice scam they have going on in Sweden

>Going to a furniture store for food

nowt wrong with IKEA mate. Good value in a hideously overpriced market

Where you live in cbus? I don't live there anymore but I used to live near Grandview. Also, fuck IKEA. You're better off buying something old and just refinishing it.

Do you went to the food market?

This

Yes. As it happens I had an IKEA breakfast just yesterday. It's pretty good and very well priced.

Fap?

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It's the IKEA nesting instinct.

amish do just about everything possible with wood (including having 30 kids)

At least the furnitures are okay. I just got a multi-outlet, and it's the only thing I need.

Because they would rather buy shitty furniture over and over again every time it breaks rather than learn the skills required the build their own furniture out of decent materials that will last a lifetime. basically they have no forward thinking and it's all about what new thing they can get their hands on right now for instant gratification, also too much effort to learn anything worthwhile these days hence to prominence of mass manufactured tat for the masses.

Near grandview, north of king, west of 315 and ORR

Wouldn't you be complaining about millennials wasting money if they were buying expensive American-made furnitures built to last?

It's sturdier than it looks. Also control your fucking kids maybe

>Do you went to the food market?
Do you know how I know you're not American?

Don't they also bake stuff and sell organic produce? Amish are pretty based to be honest.

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Good enough lad. 6/10-

Do you want them to buy s cow so that they can make their own leather as well?

Wait, there are people who don't pronounce it that way?

>learn to build your own furniture
>worthwhile skills

Kill yourself, you fucking luddite.

I fucking love IKEA

>good furniture at affordable price
>nicely displayed rooms/sections
>GOAT grocery section
>They just added a candy-by-the-pound in every IKEA in the states
>mfw I can finally get salmiak

Unfortunately its still 45 min away from me so I gotta buy like 3 pounds of salty licorice when I go so I can stock up

good post

are you saying killing and skinning an animal is somehow comparable to cutting some wood and screwing it together? you're already screwing it together when you get it from IKEA.

I shop at an Amish grocery store and get better produce for half the price of a bigger grocer. Also, some QT Amish girls.

Ok, back to bed gramps, your AOL trial is almost up.

Black walnut master race.

I live around the corner from an Amish farm. They have great produce and cheap prices. Plus raw milk!

do they talk to you when you're in the store?

How is building your own furniture not worthwhile skills?

Ikea stores are like a representation of hell. You enter one way and they dump you at the top. Then you can't get out without winding your way through endless near identical displays in a never ending spiral, working past hordes of gabbling immigrants and retarded college kids. I escaped but barely. Will not go back.

I'm only 25 and do not own a home. I have a few stuff from Ikeda. Some is good, other stuff is shit. I'd never buy a couch from IKEA. My dresser is fine.

Personally I'd rather saw my cash rather then spend it on overpriced furniture. Most furniture is shit anyway and doesn't warrant the high cost. Until I own a home I don't give a fuck.

Typically females are the ones dropping a shit ton to furnish some 1 bed flat to impress their guests coming over with a $450 car note and other shit.

>he would rather spend money over and over again instead of investing the time and effort into leaving mcdonalds and doing something that involves some labour and brain power.

Maybe you shouldn't have such fat kids?

Yes, can't just pick any wood. Has to be the right food

But hey you're the one who said they should learn to make it themselves,and I want a leather couch. How am I supposed to make that myself?

Dude, 1 Amish bookshelf is like $900.

Ikea is the same price as Target or Walmart for stuff ($00-$200 for a bookshelf) but Ikea looks way better than other cheap alternatives, but also includes color options and design variants like adding lights and doors and glass, and additional height or half height.

If you want quality without spending the money, and you want it fast, then air spray stain/paint onto unfinished furniture.

You got me. I was born in Puerto Rico.

I'll pronounce it however I damn well like. You're a non nation and a failed state and your opinion is irrelevant

Please don't say that you're actually drinking unpasteurized milk.

You make sacrifices based on the skills you posses. if you don't know how to make a sofa out of leather you learn how to do you make a sofa out of something else. you NEED a leather sofa? or you WANT one? you NEED somewhere to sit, it doesn't have to be leather.

IKEA APPLE SPOTIFY AND STARBUCKS ARE BAE AF #RESISTCAPITALISM

Oh so you're the reason IKEA had to recall shit because kids were dying because some parents couldn't properly anchor the shit to the walls. You dumbfuck, control your fat niggletts.

Yes goy, give me money. And also, don't forget to buy the shirt that says "#resistcapitalism". Yes! Post it on Twitter.

It's to furniture what mcdonalds is to high gastronomy

Because its cheap and portable. Before I bought my house virtually all my furniture was IKEA. When you are a young person living in apartments, have fun moving that bed + box spring queen mattress into an old 3rd story apt

what are you talking about? about 50% of my furniture came from ikea and its all falling apart after only 2 years.

Do you make your own clothing as well Mordechai?

Unpasteurized milk is better for you, it just spoils in like 3 days

>what are you talking about? about 50% of my fur

IKEA furniture lasts about as long as your failing country has left in existence. not very long.

Ok

I need a leather couch, how do I make one?

>be me
>make 6 figures
>have wife and 2 sons, doing my part to ensure the survival of the white race
>cucked limey implying i do something worthwhile while his women are being raped and murdered by pakis and rapefugees

nice try old chap