What the fuck is wrong with the toothpaste people?

What the fuck is wrong with the toothpaste people?

Pic related.

Humans don't do shit like that.

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Listen very carefully, youre going to make sure this thread disappears ASAP or you will end up like this aswell.

Oh shit! Quick!
Shut it d

who the fuck are you, Lee-ahm Neeshun?

Wtf I hate Orangists now

He has a particular set of skills

gonna need the BOG on this one...
halp

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yeah they're all psychopaths over there

we are nicer people here, thats why we're light blue
pls america come visit and bring moneyz
we have nice red bridge

Oh I get it now I search the world wide web for toothpaste people and didn't find anything that's why I requested the bog pill
Sorry for the bumps original poster I will need to lurk more

Everyone should visit the Rijksmuseum.

>Humans don't do shit like that.

Sorry user they do

See serbs, niggers etc

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germanic scat genes

So do you
>hint: it's street shitting

Laugh
Out
Loud

Around the Dutch, better duck!

The men in the painting decided that they wanted to make olive branch diplomacy with the Brits. All hearts and flowers. They were some of the first 'progressives'

The Brits thought this was -adorable- and after playing along for a bit SLAMMED Toothpasteland in a surprise attack only these two idiots didn't see coming. It was a tremendous loss of life and loss of clay.

What followed was known as the Great Disaster. After the dust had settled angry mobs 'had a little chat' with them.

that's hot

ILL FUCK YOU UP BIG LEAGUE

THOSE SAVAGES KILLED A FUCKING CAT

DuhPhuck

This makes me sad. Johan de Witt was a pretty cool guy. Eh ran the country and didn't afraid of anything.

Fucking Hagenzen behaving like animals AS PER USUAL.

Being the painter and his "lighting assistant" would be surreal. Or perhaps just a regular old day.

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de Witt's naivety led to the deaths of tens of thousands of his own people.

The most hilarious thing was he was out on a boat about to fucking meet with the damned British unaware of the Cylon-style backstab coming. When they opened fire he got fucked up real bad and almost died of his injuries.

>All hearts and flowers. They were some of the first 'progressives'

Nigga they sailed right up to Bongland and set Chatham on fire.

Britain was just buttblasted because they lost so hard.

>Johan de Witt was a pretty cool guy.

>When they opened fire he got fucked up real bad and almost died of his injuries.

That...never happened. I think you are confused.

He got stabbed by some normie and lynched a few years later, he was never shot by a bong.

Is this the American education system at work?

What, you hate True Liberty? Why do you hate freedom, user? Are you some kind of king-loving degenerate?

Daily reminder that the Organist dogs also fed on the livers of these men.

>" Their naked, mutilated bodies were strung up on the nearby public gibbet, while the Orangist mob partook of their roasted livers in a cannibalistic frenzy."

There is more
>rioters partially ate the brothers.

This is what you get anons. This is what you get when you suffer kings to live.

On the interesting side, they've got a tongue and a finger in a box on display in The Hague.

Forgot muh pic.

Not gonna lie, didn't know tongues kept that well.

for poo

Mijn Nederlands is niet goede
Wat is een tong?

Also a tongue.

Probably should've figured that one out...

Oh well
Bedankt

>looking for pics to troll the thread with
>find out there is a De Witt fanclub

vriendenvandewitt.nl/

This is both the most awesome and the most pathetic thing I have ever seen in my life. They have t-shirts. I have no words.