I have booked a North Korea vacation 8 months ago.
My travel agency (nordkoreareisen.de
Actually it was planned that I fly tomorrow from Frankfurt to Beijing and from there to Pyongyang International Airport.
Now there is some new bullshit government decree that forbid access to the country.
FUCK YOU TRUMP FOR RUINING MY VACATION!
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you were gonna go to nk for vacation. do you enjoy watching people live in the stone age?
you deserve it fag.
Who books a vacation to North Korea?
Already did this
Was cool, sucks to be you
I did, its popular in germany.
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It is not... Even though I would like to go
>Go to NK
>get nuked by Trump-sama
Old people nostalgic about the Stasi ?
Germans are the single biggest group of NK visitors
I think it's really interesting to see different cultures and countries.. Especially a real dictatorship.
My parents told me often stories from their youth and visits in east germany.
Many people
HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH
Hans never disappoints
Is it true that weed is legal in NK?
All drugs are illegal
You can still go to Turkey visit your family, everything is fine at the end.
>I have booked a North Korea vacation 8 months ago
...why?
Still doesn't make it popular
>supporting a primitive communist shithole with tourist dollars
and I thought germans couldn't get any more retarded
In theory its not, in fact its common in the rual areas and they tend to tollerate it
what is it like a live action concentration camp cosplay fetish?
>vacation
>north korea
lmao you krauts are autistic
>North Korean
>Vacation
But why?
Yes it grows on the street like a regular weed
>North Korean vacations are popular in Germany
True or not, this is funny.
Just go to worst korea instead and hoof it up to the DMZ for the fireworks in a few days.
kim didn't look too happy yesterday
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Dude these north korea trips are amazing
see The other Hans is telling the truth
>Dude these north korea trips are amazing
how so?
Its April so Kim has to do his usual threats to celebrate his grandfathers birthday. You'll be reschedules so long as Kim doesn't go full retard.
Less than 24hrs until habbening
This. Fuck yourself OP.
>Beautiful country
>Loots of culture and cool stuff
>Inside look in a dictatorship
>A chance to fuck a cute north korean girl
Watch this if you are bored
>Literally the same crossed the DMZ
>Culture easily accessible via the internet without risking entering that shithole and getting arrested
>Same as above, why the fuck would you want to contribute to that shit
>If you can't fuck girls from other areas how do you expect to please a north korean
Go anyway Hans. Stop being a nigger
Da fuck... no sane person visits home of the crazies... North Korea is homeland of the insane
>Culture easily accessible via the internet without risking entering that shithole and getting arrested
>Same as above, why the fuck would you want to contribute to that shit
Reading a blog or watching a video isn't the same faggot. I guess you never even left your home state
>If you can't fuck girls from other areas how do you expect to please a north korean
They are really desperate and foreigner are exotic
You're the fucking nigger, think you're hot shit because you shelled out 5 grand to support the continued brainwashing and enslavement of generations of innocents? Go fuck yourself, you're whats wrong with the world
A few thousand germans travel each year to best korea
Don't you have to support radical muslim terrorists somewhere?
I'm still really sad about this shit.
>says the german
kek fuck yourself, can't wait till a sandbagger rapes your sister and steals your property
oops nigger* lol
well said
thanks mate
The USA is less than 65% white you should better be quiet.
NK seems like an interesting place. It must be comfy af to go back in time to the 60s, watching ghost cities, no cars and cero pollution. Landscapes are probably beautiful and urban areas must be really cheesy. There's even a place called Italy Pizza that you can see from Google Earth.
Food is probably gross though.
The problem is that you make a bad move and it's over for you. An american tried to steal a propaganda poster and now he's in NK jail, which sounds like a very very bad place.
Tl;dr, NK must be fun as fuck.
>implying whiteness has anything to do with radical islamic terrorism
1% of the U.S. is Muslim. 6% of Germany is. And thats not even counting rapefugees pouring across your borders every day.
reminds them of the good old days in East Germany.
Yes they will explode a nuclear weapon inside the earth. USA is too scared to deal with it.
Finally someone that's understand me.
>Food is probably gross though.
I read that moldy food is a common thing even in the hotels.
This, or OP is a huge bundle of sticks
>I have booked a North Korea vacation 8 months ago.
Looks like you just narrowly avoided the asian leg of Trump's MAGA World Tour m8
I didn't record the call. But I should get an email soon
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>Especially a real dictatorship.
no need to travel then
The USA used to be zero percent white.
We have our ways.
>free blankets intensifies.
They're looking for ways to oppress themselves even more under the refugees
>Tl;dr, NK must be fun as fuck.
indeed
You americans really must hate to travel
Post call log
Wut why??
Why does nobody understand the attraction to go to North Korea and visit the last true, hardcore dictatorship? You will even have your own secret service guy who will show you the country, literally the best service you can have on a vacation.
It's understandable. People just have different views of fun.
>vacation
>North Korea
Wasn't on my mobile phone
THIS
They're too fat to fit on a plane...
Who the fuck vacations in North Korea? You defecting or something?
''Fun'' arent all those people acting and weird af?
It would creep me the fck out
Germans and their obcession with order and being dominated.
yeah, well you're in Sup Forums
It's a unique experience and not your normal mass tourism.
Germany is doomed even NK is better
Topkek m8. Asian planes are narrower, for little yellow monkeys. Literally can't get the connecting flight from China, won't fit.
this
For a German, it must be. Do you see niggers and sandrats in NK? No
It is vacation
>being dominated
They treat you like a KANG even if they think about you otherwise. It's literally the biggest and best theme park in the world.
Guess you need some royal treatment after you get BTFO everyday by merkels warriors.
You'd be surprised. There are several travel agencies who specialize in travel to Kimland and similar shitholes.
what the fuck you talkin about?
About 3000 germans visited Nk last year
There are more germans visiting NK each year than all other groups together if you exclude chinese
I've seen an youtuber (Fun for Louis) find natural weed plants growing in NK during his visit.
Do you think after this all blows over I could go? Do they allow Americans to go and do they treat them the same as germans?
Hey OP, are you going there for the food, or the crazy nightlife bar scene?
>3000
So like 0.1%?
>spend thousand to travel around the world and look at the various starving and miserable mud races
hmm
Wow this thread is exactly what I expected.
A bunch of uncultured Americans going on about how all other places in the world are shit besides where they live. Americans don't want to learn second languages, acknowledge great achievements in other countries or go anywhere that isn't some huge landmark in Hollywood movies, like Smokesterdam or Italy. I hate Americans like that.
Hopefully you make your trip some time.
They have slots, only 20.000 People can visit NK each year.
How manny slots you get dosen't depend on your nationality (unlike you are from SK or Japan or something) but on your travel agency.
Right now nordkoreareisen.de is the biggest one with like 5000, they also have an english side, so i would try it there
Going from Deutschlandstan to Best Korea for vacation. Are you a Vice-tier hipster cuck or just fucking stupid.
I hope they kept your dinars, go allahu ackbar yourself. Jesus.
As far as I know US citizen can also visit NK. But you guys must be even more careful there.
It's not mass tourism dude
Good joke
You can experience a Führerkult
3000 out of around 15000 in 2014. (those are the most recent numbers)
So this is quite mutch
I went to Londonistan and had sex with many of your women last year. Turns out your women like fit murkans. It's a nice break from seeing the busted ass faces of you bongs
Jokes on you I even own a few million iraqi dinar as an investment
There is a reason people don't like you guys
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>I think it's really interesting to see different cultures and countries.. Especially a real dictatorship.
What a disgustingly odd sort of kink.
>you were gonna go to nk for vacation. do you enjoy watching people live in the stone age?
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>you deserve it fag.
fpbp. I hope your deposit was non-refundable, faggot.
dude just go to turkey if you want a dictatorship
Cool, thanks
I might just pretend to be canadian lol
>non-refundable
consumer protection in germany is really good. I will get an alternate travel date or my money back
You can't ride the train in since you're American
open borders for North Korea when?
You prefer a "real" dictatorship compared to the subtle dictatorship we have in the West?