Sup Forums WAS RIGHT AGAIN: TEEN LOST VISION DUE TO MASTURBATION

Sup Forums is right yet again...

>The 17-year-old man who has been diagnosed with obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD) admits he could masturbate over 36 times a day before losing his eyesight.

>I would masturbate anywhere I could, sitting in class, swimming in the pool, behind the counter at the convenient store where I worked… It just became a habit, I didn’t even think about it anymore

Does this sound like you user?

Do you want to lose your eye sight user?

Better smarten up.

>worldnewsdailyreport.com/teenager-who-turned-blind-after-over-masturbating-warns-it-aint-worth-it/

Solved.

>36 times a day

Fuck going blind, how did his dick not fall off?

As long as you keep your zinc levels at an okay level you can fap away.

spoof news site you idiots

Masturbation causes DHT increase. Increased DHT is correlated with eye problems.

So, really, not that surprising. What we really need, for shitposting purposes, is a comparison of fapping and race/culture and the implications.

>36 times
Bullshit. I'm considered a person with high libido. When I was I teenager and could get aroused by pretty much anything that somehow hints at female curves, my masturbation high score was 20 Times. The Day only has 24 hours. That time I was alone, "motivated" and had all the "research material" I needed. After that my dick was swolen for days.

No matter how "obsessive-compulsive" one might be, touching your dick isn't the same as having masturbated 36 times. Maybe some mad man could manage up to 28 times but anything above that I deem physically impossible, period.

After a short research, the conclusion are as follows:
>Whites masturbate most, every other race masturbates less
>Masturbation is not nearly as common as we think, only 61% of men overall matsurbate regularly
Source:
The study: Das, A. "Masturbation in the United States," Journal of Sex and Marital Therapy (2007) 33:301.

If I close my eyes and masturbate will I still go blind?

100 PERCENT.

>Whites masturbate most, every other race masturbates less
Because they rape instead.

>17-year-old man

nigga masturbation also cause an increase in prolactin, doesn't mean your going to grow tits. your broscience has to be more rigorous than that.

>17-year-old man
What the fuck?

Imma fap, fuck you guise

It would be extremely painful.

YOU SIR ARE VERY FAKE NEWS

have fun going blind, user. learn brail while you aren't blind it will probably be easier

>36 times a day
Was he using blood as lube by the end of the day?

But if you drank alcohol 36 times in a given day, the same would happen to you, wouldn't it?

I masturbate 4 times a day minimum, am i in trouble guys ?

the fucks that got to do with anything?

yes, i would be worried at least about it getting worse

>36 times
Teach us, master! How does one attain such immense sexual stamina?

>4 times
Nah, it's probably normal. I'm the result of Nazi Eugenics for increasing the people of Germany. I don't think other people could handle such libido without going insane.

I can't help it mates. Porn is too good

Kamasutra Pajeet

>DFC
Good taste user.

>16 hours awake
>assume he spends 6 hours in work or otherwise doing shit where he can't wank
>10 hours wanking
>10 hours/36 choked chickens = 0.27 hours per wank
>60*0.27 means a wank every 16 mins 12 secs

>HE MASTURBATES EVERY 16 MINS

>in a swimming pool
kek

even when switching between left and right, his arms must at least look like
>pic related