/CPD/ CHICAGO POLICE SCANNER THREAD - WHEN YOU'RE ON WELFARE, THURSDAY IS THE WEEKEND TOO

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/


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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Other urls found in this thread:

youarelistening.to/chicago
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Ready to get comfy, Roberts.

>turn on stream
>immediately an open key

JFC can Adam ever not fuck up?

Evening chaps

Hood evening Roberts.

There are anti-Trump protests going on in Chicago right now oh shit this is gonna be a good night

geography an sheeeeeit

>gas leak

city literally on fire

Made OC last night

They took Muh drugs...

The sun is beginning to hang low in the skies. It's a beautiful evening in the Chicago land area, with no rain forecast for tonight. Current Temp is about 60F/15C with clear skies. Change of Niggening tonight is moderate!

>mfw when it's legal in the US to stream the police radio and it's comfy

Male black in a..... Fedora?

got a ham radio dialed into local cops here in cnj...last week 15yr old shot in the head.

...

DONT GET THE COLLEGE KIDS FOR THE DUDE WEED LMAO

I love it

dispatch are chatty tonight

Busy night for Robert.

Did she just say someone got pissed on?

You heard right. "woke up to find herself soaking wet(!)"

What's the starting salary for a 911 dispatch?

sex offense, some guy pissed on a girl, holy hell

A city worker? I'm so confused.

Sheeeeeit Tyrone

>he's not mental
>he's cuban

STAHP

Lol yes!

Who is Robert?

are you asking sincerely or are you being facetious?

Vvv best in thread
best in show
[pic related] so far.
Vvv
>Chicago 'cousin' here, Quad Cities Illinios checking keys / checking in.
>KEYS to an apartment in Logan Sqr blueLine too.
>REAL Robert hours, keepin it one-hunnit muh nigguh

Never been in these treads before, so I'm asking.

>Vicious animal attack
>pitbull

did male black change his name to pitbull? but there is already a famous pitbull.

southside & westside (*some neighborhoods excluded*) CPD ROBOCOP = Robert

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Robert is the code for the night shift/third shift police squads. So the car/squad number will be "173-R" and will be said "one seven three Robert" over the air.

Robert has thus become a legend, stopping the coonery, thugs, gangbangers, and mentally ill from destroying the city that he loves

CPD dispatch think they are the real boss

I miss cranky I hope she's working tomorrow

Do you think anyone in CPD knows about these threads?

Muh niqqa you rollin in yo Freddy Kruger mask tonight?

Texas/940 checking both my keys and all digits

Mr Worldwide/Mr 305 (aka male Hispanic)

Shaquita be snitching

She's smoking a few more Virginia Slims before shift change

Goodbye Mike :(

You've served the force well.

>foot pursuit

Fucking chink symbols man

>male black 12 years old

Goddamn its a busy night tonight for our boys in blue
>sassy dispatch confirmed

Robert is a silent guardian
a watchtful protector
a dark knight

STOLEN TV
IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY LIVING IN THE MID 80'S

>masked men hanging out on the corner
>jeep is coming back hot

>Gang wearing masks and one has a bat
Kek.

When you have Friday off because it's Easter, Thursday is the weekend too.

>So here's me
>*Nonger running down the street*
>How did I end up here?
>*Flashback ten years*
>*Nigger running from the cops*
>*Record scratch*
>Okay not that far

OH SHIT SHES DECOMPOSING
F

>she's not overweight, but she is decomposing
Oh, that's ok then.

>acting erratically
>may have a gun

>middle eastern man in a jeep cherokee pointed a gun at the caller

Oh shit revenge kill after MOAB?

"Chiraq" becoming a more apt nickname I see.

Leaf, we don't get days off for Easter any more. No school days, no offices are closed. Basically a non-holiday now

dayum my nigga that is funny.

>drunk cubs fan threatening a guy

we gots a chopper

>sister is fighting her girlfriend

>cubs fan wanted for simple assault

haha fuck the Cubs and their shitty fans

>male black with a gun pacing back and forth

comfy time

>female screaming for the police

>shots fired
>we got a victim over here
>property damage
Shit's going down.

>disturbance at the fried chicken shack
>highly intoxicated male

Female dressed in a garbage bag pushing a cart down the street. My sides.

>female dressed in a garbage bag pusing a shopping car in the street

>female dressed in a garbage bag... doesn't seem all with it.

lel

Kek Thursday is friday for us blue collar fags

>10 people fighting in the street

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>highlight of my day
Thanks user

Mr rogers

DUDE WEED LMAO

Someone is smoking marijuana!
call the cops!

This is basically what the West End of hartford is becoming. It's absolutely disgusting. And the men are creepy. Even the teenagers walk around in large groups and just act creepy. God I hate them.

>fuck you doorman not our problem

This is awesome, but someone should add Crabby Dispatch.

DUDE

>building manager has guns now

> chimpout guaranteed

>youarelistening.to/chicago
that is amazing

Buncha Muslim bitches loading up on snacks...

>ALLAHU SNACKBAAARRRRR

get comfy, robert

>hit child on the head twice, refusing emergency medical services

Did I hear that right?

>hit baby mama twice

Negative senpai

Yes you did.

>male black spit at car

SAVAGES

>turn on stream

>10 seconds later "male black in hoodie disturbance in front of a t-mobile"

Male Black should've switched to Sprint!

smokin it up

>male black and female black fighting on the platform

male black committing battery!

>drinking at the carwash

actually sounds like a great time