/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - AWAITING ORDERS, SIR EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
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Trump Playlist
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APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/NATO Sec Gen Stoltenberg joint press conf 4/12/17
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>Sean Spicer/Kellyanne Conway @ Newseum 4/12/17
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>FM Lavrov/SoS T-Rex joint statement in Moscow 4/12/17
youtu.be/C8GYc5tvDUA
>Pres Trump on Mornings with Maria 4/12/17
youtu.be/8wY3K4pitjE
>Attny Gen Sessions @ Luke AFB AZ 4/11/17
youtu.be/wNHDzTn1mwA
>Attny Gen Sessions @ US-MEX border 4/11/17
youtu.be/uhQT41Z3e0M
>Attny Gen Sessions @ Assoc of Chiefs of Police 4/11/17
youtu.be/d2PANqxRC0o
>Def Dept Brief on Russia/NK/China 4/11/17
youtu.be/dFMKiMXWFWg
>Pres Trump leads CEO discussion 4/11/17
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PREV APPEARANCES
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NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
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WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
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FUN STUFF
>March in the Trumpenreich
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>TrumpWave S P A C E
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>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
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>Donald Trump Emperor of America
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>TrumpBot vs Mexico
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>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
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>Hold Back The Night
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>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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AWOO~!

>MOAB dropped on ISIS scum
>North Korea will get some

'MURICA IS BACK
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AWOOVEMENT

ABOOOOOBMENT

GOOK IS BACK ON THE MENU

People have forgotten what it was like when America isn't run by pussies
Today we remind them
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>sung by pussies >.

KILL ALL COMMUNISTS

KILL ALL SEMITES

BURN DOWN THE (((FEDERAL))) RESERVE BANK

STOP SENDING FOOD TO AFRICA

MAKE WHITE CHILDREN

PRINT UNITED STATES NOTES

BUILD NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS

TAKE ANTARCTICA

ASTEROID MINING

CRUCIFY

ALL

MUSLIMS

NOW

HANG ILLEGAL ALIENS

ENFORCE THE CONSTITUTION

IF YOU DON'T LIKE ANIME YOU AREN'T A REAL TRUMP SUPPORTER

Did anyone see the stone abc interview?

So, this basically a CIA Mossad thread now. You sissies are not fooling anyone. MAGA id dead. Trump killed himself. AT THE VERY MOST HE IS ONE TERM AND THAT PROBABLY WHY HE IS SCRAMBLING TO WORK SO HARD FOR ISRAEL EVERDAY.

I fucking hate you sick parasites!

WAEGUK-SARAM!
DIE DIE, FAT HAMBURGER MAN
I NUKE CALIFORNIA? MAD?

So China must have flipped hard to let the US even consider this

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ABOOMMENT!

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NK won't do shit. They've been huffing and puffing for years.

>not posting the best version
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AWOO

>I NUKE CALIFORNIA?
>MAD?
no. sorry cali bros, but it's for the best

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Is there a chance this Korea business doesn't actually end amicably?

The power of Trump.

Aint it great?

They might just do something now that they realize there isn't a pussy in the white house who will just meet his demands.

You could have clapped...

Yes.

The shills say Trump "flip-flopped" on CHYNA, but I think he's just reciprocating for China bending the knew on North Korea.

What's a woo?

>uses MOAB for the first time
>will try to shoot down a MRBM with a SM-3IIA

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AWOO~

> H-bombs
Oh yeah those things are beasts. Everything doesn't look that scary anymore but i hope SK won't get affected too much.

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Thanks.
We could probably get it against Leftism, but there is a certain problem we need to settle once and for all. We have to destroy the Zionist heresy.

If we take out the leadership the problem ends.

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I'll never forget that night.

Should I get a kim jong un haircut?

>I NUKE CALIFORNIA? MAD?
Nah bro. You're alright, man.

MoOoOvement

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Dobbs just wants to glass Afghanistan keke

WERE COMING FOR YOU, YOU WEIRD LITTLE ROUND TROLL.

It's time

Thanks for the favor man

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China's pretty sick of their shit too
I honestly have no idea why the chinks didn't glass them 40 years ago, they've literally been more trouble than they're worth for the entire existence of North Korea

I honestly see the best ending with some generals just killing him quietly
He's gone too crazy

セリカ=アルフォネア

At the end of the day Jeb! was right.

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Inside every gook there is an American trying to get out.

>Alex Jones demanding Trump's impeachment

WE'RE THE BAD GUYS NOW

THINK FUCKING BIGGER!!

Dobbs is 100% correct. We get accused of atrocities all the fucking time so let's just do it anyways and get it done.

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There's a priest, a minister, and a rabbi. They're out playing golf, and they're trying to decide how much to give to charity. So the priest says, "We'll draw a circle on the ground, we'll throw the money way up in the air, and whatever lands inside the circle, we give to charity." The minster says no. "We'll draw a circle on the ground, throw the money way up in the air, and whatever lands outside of the circle, that's what we'll give to charity." The rabbi says "No, no, no. We'll throw the money way up in the air, and whatever God wants, he keeps!

Based Dobbs

/ptg/ I have a job interview Monday
What are some interview tips

Since we are still technically at war with NK, Trump does not need a declaration from congress to invade correct?

Daily Ratings Autism.
Looks like we know who won't be replacing ORLY when he inevitably gets fired.

Each Kim has become more unmanageable
But Un seems to have some massive chip on his soldier to prove something
Feeding your uncle to dogs sounds like such an edge lord thing to do

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North Korea is really starting to remind me of that villain in the watchmen who would purposely get his ass beat by them because he likes it. Trump is going to rorahach lil Kim down an elevator shaft.

i hear his generals may be more hard line than he is

Source is a currently airing anime:

Akashic Record of Bastard Magical Instructor

>he cud ad been muh son

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>tfw I really don't think Trump ia bluffing with the Norks at all
That being said if we have the chinks blessing I'm not really all that worried.

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When they ask you what your greatest weakness is, tell them you like to watch your wife's bull fuck her.

So Drumpfags.

We're plunging in to war now. How does it feel to vote/meme this lunatic into the office?

Correct. He merely has to breach a Cease Fire that's been in effect for over 60 years.

Shame it has to be done but America's progress has to be drenched in blood. It's sad but what can you do?

Up until 1991 the Norks also had Soviet backing. They even have a couple of MiG-29s.

Now yeah, since the end of the Cold War, what you say is accurate.

Eye contact, firm handshake, don't say you don't know, talk slowly and calm so you don't trip up your words, don't play with your hands when you're speaking, and don't lie about your experiences but enhance what really happened where appropriate.

Please solve North Korea... I have relatives in Los Angeles who are scared shitless of this guy. I know we hate California, but for all the libshits, it's still part of America. A lot of good people live there. More Trump voters in Los Angeles alone than in all of Wyoming. I don't give a shit, NK has been a problem for so long, they are the Scrappy-Doo of the world, and a lot of people (especially in places like Japan) will sleep better at night knowing there isn't a lunatic waving around nukes in their face.

If Trump ends the perpetual North Korea crisis for good, he will be a hero and it will be a massive step closer to preserving peace in the world.

Really? Generals usually understand the consequences of war better, but they are just backwards in every way

>mfw Trump throws Kim Jung Un down an elevator shaft and says "get off my plane" even though they're not on a plane

That was the plan all along.

>berdy gud

feels like apple pie and sunshine, motherfucker
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Feels fucking great.

Hillary wanted to nuke Russia over US special intelligence operatives hacking the fuck out of her poorly defended DNC, so honestly pretty good

What did Ireland do or what did we do to them?

I had no idea Cumia was on infowars now. Also surprised that I pretty much agree entirely with his take on recent Trump foreign policy moves, thought he was a Stern-tier shockjock aka retard

NK has already violated that repeatedly so that ceasefire is null.

>NK
>Syria
>Russia
>Iran

I get these, but the rest don't make sense? Explain pls
>possibly China
>Afghanistan
>possibly Mexico
>maybe Canada
>Sweden
>Ireland

>Scared
>Of Kimmy

His nukes can't even reach Japan

It's been broken many times by the gooks so what's it matter?

MAGA bump.

Just grill the gooks already.

>Trump attacks N. Korea Saturday
>N. Korea Kills thousands by shelling Seoul, SK
>Joint US-S.Korean invasion of North
>Norks try to nukes US West Coast
>California is hit by nuke
>nuke impact causes San Adreas Fault to rupture, killing even more
>besides military bases, nothing of value was lost
>Kim gets a bullet in the head from a Spec Ops sniper
>Norks liberated
>Desperate North Korean women distributed per soldier as concubines
>Trump gets credit for being the President that freed the Hermit Kingdom

EVERYONE wins.

Get to it, Trump. In North Korea, American Bombs=Freedom

If we do liberate Korea we are going to find some creepy awful shit. Like when we took over Japan and found out what they had been up to
>It actually feels really good to use liberate unironically

Kimmy had a good run. Time it ended though.

>maga hat
>on an anime girl
>pic related. is you when you realize how stupid this is