23andMe Thread

Fuck, it finally came in and I've got some bad news, I'm literally subhuman.

How did you shitlords do?

Got 34,8% British & Irish, 2,5% Native American on a test. Turns out my dad is a cuck and mother got pregnant from some American. The rest is Northwest Russia

>0.3% unassigned
I'm onto you reptilian

That ain't bad, at least you can say you're white, i just call myself hellamixed and move on.

>tfw anglo master race

My family did ancestry dot com

89% Eastern European
11% Anglo
And the rest were less than 1% from Greece/Italy, the Iberian Peninsula, and SE Asia

It's great to be Slav!

>giving your dna to the jews


Good job cucks , and you call yourself redpilled , more like cuckedpill

Sup Forums am I white? I'm 91.8% European... I have blue eyes

>0.2% punk black
My nig, but you're pretty white, user.

Post 'em

Barely

Also, at 13%, am I allowed to have Italian pride?

AHAHAHA you were a closet hapa

Übermensch here, R1b-U198.

>Ashkenazi > 0
kys

Nigga

>chink
>Canada
kek

You a Mexican?

Untermensch

No I'm just mixed to shit, I have the white % of a Hispanic american.

WE

why on earth would you willingly give your dna info to the CIA?

feels good knowing im pure

Post a picture of your face.
I want to see what your mix looks like.

>65.7%

Get out of my country frenchie.

This gypsy gets it. He can't rob or pickpockets after this ""dna test" "" by a private company which collaborates with the American government

But why Ukraine?

>be swarthy as fuck Welsh Celt
>can trace family back to only about 1820
>always joke about their being some "exotic" in the family
>test comes back 99% NW-European
felt good to be honest, my sister is even worse than me. She legit looks Greek and 2 hours in the sun turns her into a Cypriot. It's weird

You're only 64% European, how did you not notice you were a subhuman just by looking into a mirror?

the british isles is a mix of norman,anglo saxon,celt and nordic you fucking bell end

I am unironically white and there's nothing Sup Forums can do about it.

looks like one of your distant ancestors got ANGLO'D

So you're a wife's son. You're a fucking meme.

>literally 52%
like pottery

Specifically referring to Native American

It's basically stupid Asians

Even being mongoloid would be much better

why do white americans who take these tests wind up with so much nigger blood?

Pretty close

Compared to most Americans you are very white

Sounds like someone in your family tree might have been a Dominican, Dominicans are black/native american/white.

>I'm literally subhuman.
You are not born a subhuman, it's a choice you make if you can... if you can't, because too stupid, then yes.

Ayo can I borrow some of your finest white hoes to burn some of this coal off?

>~60% white
>american
Kek

ayyyyyyyyyyyy

Where your parents gone from

Can anyone tell me the probability that google has paid these fuckers off to make everyone 15% black minimum?

>IM FUCKING WHITE

I have a Native American relative in there some time in the 1700s so I have less than 1% non white DNA. Who to fuck was race mixing then? Oh well it had to happen for me to happen.

Also have 95th percentile Neanderthal DNA

where the fuck you get these tests

How did you out Anglo an Anglo?

I feel ashamed now.

>Dad is apparently obama mixed with a red afro
>Mom is mixed like my man elliot rodger here but looks mexican

23 and goy threads are clearly marketers

Good god what a mess. Mercy on you.

"White American" he's a black American.

One drop rule, I'm out

>You are not born a subhuman it's a choice you make

Lurk more commienigger

>TFW this is pretty much my exact ancestry

Half Korean that's 1/16 native american

>Also have 95th percentile Neanderthal DNA

neanderthals are extinct for a reason.

/thread

is it true this is dna mining and that if you think you have good genetics you should not submit to 23 and me?

Isn't it hilarious how 95% of amerilards who get one of these done to prove their whiteness, turn out to be 50-70% white?

it's false flagging by libcucks

Not white man.

That user is not white.

We can kill you during the day of the rope
But 97,5% European of British and Northwest Russia man

I don't even have $100 to spend on a DNA test I guess that means I'm automatically subhuman

No it's not because it's mainly mixed people interested in knowing their percentages

pic related

hmmm

I'll post my face if your post yours, I'm curious how similar we look in appearance.

Epsilon jew

Where do you guys do these dna tests?

it's the same tests posted all the time. wouldn't put it past some yurofaggot like yourself to be false flagging

>this blatant when attempting damage control
huh

You buy the kit online, spit in it, and send it in the mail, it's a shame we can't shoot our glorious male cum and send it in the mail in for accuracy, and to trigger feminists.

We needed those genes to refine the inferior Homo sapiens genome. Without that we wouldn't be talking through the air right now. We'd still be niggers

See What don't you understand about 100% Ahmed?

>So you're a wife's son. You're a fucking meme.
Don't talk to him or I ever again.

*smacks lips* ey yo European boi can I get some of dem white wimminz so i can stop being such a nigger? le 91% face here

did mine with AncestryDNA (23andMe are Jews) and it was like £70. You spit into a tube they send you and you send it back. 8 weeks later you get your results

I'm seriously gonna see if I can snag a little white cutie who is liberal and wants to burn coal, she'll get her little virtue signaling fix, and we'll have a decent kid.

Why would you even feel the need to take the test if you didn't have any doubts?

hahaha, literally >le 56% face

Off yourself bro

>89.5%
OY VEY!

becuase the british isles isnt 100% anglo

t. 100% mongrel

this

Guess my ancestry

Spic

CHI

Since my real dad is Anglo-American I'm thinking about getting some Anglo name and moving to the US to manifest my destiny and secure the WASP homeland

BTFO

Fuck off churka I'm spen.

Post your face I'll tell you your exact racial mixture to a T.

Imagine LITERALLY, UNIRONICALLY, VOLUNTARILY sending you fucking DNA to a Google company!
LMFAO!!

See

Mine came back 100% German

You a mongrel dude

still waiting on mine

Pure 100% real niqqa

>Oceanian

Hello my abo brother.

I did FamilyTree DNA

btfo you mutts. reminder this is what a white person looks like.

...

>Iberian
>West African
You're a disgusting Moor