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G-guys
S H A D I L A Y
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
FUCK
IM TOO FUCKING SMART YOU CANT FUCKING DRAFT ME. IF YOU DO HAVE ME DO SOME TECH SHIT I KNOW HOW TO DO THINGS WITH DEEP CONV NEURAL NETS I PLS JUST DONT FUCKING SEND ME INTO BATTLE
PLS JUST CYBER WAR OR SOMETHING PLS
JESUS IS BACK
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Good luck burgers
Shit's about to get real, isn't it.
>tfw to intelligent to fight in a war
>won't have to have dinner with normie family
Can't stop winning
What did he mean by this?
>ITT redditors "le praise kek"
go back to the donald you fucking homos
DO IT! PUSH THE FUCKING BUTTON!
JUST DO IT!
Haven't enough numerical sequences failed to predict anything for toy dweebs to stop getting excited every time
His Obama era tweets are more prophetic of Trump's presidency than any GET could ever be
PRAISE KEK INDEED,
rtsp://121.167.43.161/chosun
rtsp://121.167.43.161/chosun
rtsp://121.167.43.161/chosun
NIGGA
YOU THINK IM CLICKING THAT SHIT?
if you wanna know about the happening as its happening you might want to
its NK TV
They're fucking doing it user
meme magic is way too fucking real and I really fucking wish I never found this shitty board
god fucking damn it
MY GOD
MY GOD
WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME
What's going on at NK tv?
It must be true, the day of our lord is the day of our demise!
Nothing
FUCK ALL THE ANONS FOR ENDING US!!!!!
It's literally dead what have you faggots gotten us into
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GET READY BITCHES
Whoah, didn't know the general secretary of NATO was browsing Sup Forums
praise kek
i'm ready
>tfw to intelligent to get drafted
Time to get comfy
nothing happens.
Kek predicts a world resurrected after a nuclear death, on the day of the Resurrection of Christ.. what a poetic end to the Kali Yuga
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>tfw graduate with a computing degree in 5 weeks
Fug, will they let me finish it out and fight in the cyber war? I've taken security classes before.
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>no image
it was a script/bot
not a real get
oh well, I hope they make a movie about me being blown up.
I was there. /comfy/ gunfag. Kept getting harassed by fudds.
It's offline just a test pattern and beeps. WTF have we done! G-Guys.. did we get rid of NORK??
>Christcucks! hahaha
>Allahcucks! hahaha
>Jews! hahaha
>Lets wake up an ancient chaos demon! Just imagine all the lulz!
>Dies in WW3 from a piece of shrapnel ripping through the eye socket.
A STAR WILL GORGE ITSELF ON CLAY
>doesn't understand why this is happening
How's being a mind controlled slave?
How would I know? I'm just a mind controlled slave running on my programming.
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Hey life, look at me
I can see the reality
'Cause when you shook me, took me, outta my world
I woke up
Suddenly I just woke up to the happening
When you find that you left the future behind
'Cause when you find a tender love
You don't need to take care of
Then you better beware of the happening
One day you're up
When you turn around
You find your world is tumbling down
It happened to me and it can happen to you
I was sure, I felt secure
Until love took a detour, yeah!
Riding high on the top of the world it happened
Suddenly it just happened
I saw my dreams torn apart
When love walked away from my heart
And when you lose a precious love you need to guide you
Something happens inside you, the happening
Now I see life for what it is
It's not a dream
It's not a bliss
It happened to me and it can happen to you
Ooh, and then it happened
Ooh, and then it happened
Ooh, and then it happened
Is it real?
Is it fake?
Is this game of life a mistake?
'Cause when I lost the love
I thought was mine for certain
Suddenly it starts hurting
I saw the light too late
When that fickle finger of fate
Yeah! It came and broke my pretty balloon
I woke up
Suddenly I just woke up
So sure, I felt secure
Until love took a detour
'Cause when you got a tender love
You don't take care of
Then you better beware of
The happening
>fuck...
That's China. I'm willing to bet the dragon is japan
That's the problem user.
You're a huge diamond in a field of gravel if you are actually smart.
When?
>day of the sun
>day of the nuke
it's almost too perfect
WITH A VENGEANCE!
oh shit
Turn to God before it's too late
S-surely this is just a coincidence...
Just in time for the collapse of our government, nice!
Holy fuck.. the US is going to do a joint operation with China to give China North Korea..
The prophesy is unfolding
This sounds very likely now
im smart but im also a dropout, unless they lower their standards im safe
GIVE ME CHICKEN TENDIES!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Day of the Sun
>What is Sunday?
there's a theory in national security circles that north korea might decide to deliver their nukes by submarine instead of by missile. load a few warheads into a sub and blow it up off the shore of an enemy to create a massive tsunami. It would be a great way to deliver a nuclear strike with a much higher degree of certainty of success that with their shitty missiles.
belly of the dragon will leak water?
Its why there have been so many P3s around LA lately.
Im not a general but I would do that for sure. Classic Civ tactic.
>tfw to intelligent to take part in a war for the isreali and gay flag
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I am an infantry solider. WWIII this easter!!!!
Yes! Praise kek
PRAISE KEK! PLEASE SPARE ME!
I hope there is a heaven and I hope I go there and I hope Sam Hyde is there too. Shit would be soo cash
Apocalypse when?
Being just one away from trips proves that something will happen. Kek wills it.
Fuck
And so it is written.
There must be war! Kek wills it!
Reminder.
It will be Baltic States. Everything happening now is red herring and distractions.
>It was a good day to die
>It was a good day to die
>And Lord knows I gave it my hardest try
>But it's a good day to die
>It was a beautiful day
>And now the moon is shining bright
>And I got my boots on
>Its a good day to die
Oh FFS, there's no need to criticize memes just because they're not on quite enough layers of irony for you.
le meme elitism
I'm donating my blood platelets on easter, looks like it might be used to save some troops lives this time.
Your fucking welcome
Or just get polluted in the larger batch with some fag's AIDS blood.
pure coincidence
Don't worry, my cousin Miguel will take care of things while you're gone
Have a nice trip :)
How will he ever recover?
no. send the nukes flying, lets see some clouds.
Sup Forums? /sci/?
Coward.
it takes like 2 hours for the platelets so i don't think they mix it up like the rest. so its safe to say my Straight White blood is secure to help the troops.