My Barber was Deported

>be me
>get my haircuts at a local hispanic hair salon
>haircuts are really great and only $12
>8/10 cute colombian girl usually cuts my hair
>barely speaks english but we communicate through hand signs and google translate
>she's very fun to talk to and always smiling
>she goes really slow and makes sure everything is perfect, so I tip her well

>come in today
>only two workers are there, I've never seen them before
>ask them where my girl is
>they say she was deported because she didn't have papers
>still need a haircut so i decide to let these newfags do it
>hair comes out fucked up

Why are we doing this, Sup Forums? I have found that latin american barbershops are the best when it comes to styling and cutting hair. If you go to an American one they will always give u the "fuck me up senpai" style and charge you extra.

Honestly, I wish Trump never won.

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This is why we go skinhead.

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Quit being a bitch about your hair you flaming homo.

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>paying someone money to do something you can do yourself

can't get more beta than this.

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Seriously, americucks tip their hairdresser...?

Get rekt. My barber is some Armenian guy who's been cutting my hair for almost 2 decades and he's redpilled as fuck.

maybe you are just ugly.

>muh imaginary columbian barber girl
of course sage

>he fell for the hair meme

hahahahahhahahhahaha low t having cuck faggot

>paying someone to cut your hair
Cutting hair takes 1 hour at most, and that is if you have a lot of hair

If you're going to a barber shop and not some kind of fancier place, then you should figure out how to cut your hair in the style you want. Here's a good hair clipper kit that costs $30 on amazon:

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>falling for the scissor jew

Count yourself lucky, I had a haircut by a Paki before.

>he doesn't ask his barber for identity documents before committing to them
You deserve this.

kek. she was secretly creeped, so they told user she got deported.

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>what kind of cut u want famm?

does he spit redpill truthbombs?

Next time you see an undocumented qt, you need to persuade her to pull an Anne Frank and let you hide her in your attic.

>cutting your hair
God made it that way for a reason. Haircuts are degenerate.

Bruh I live in texas having long hair(for me at least) is a pain in the ass especially during the summer

Get fucked, beta.

>haircuts are really great and only $12
I get haircuts for 5 ameridollars, you are getting scammed.

holy fucking shit

go post this on your fucking blog instead of shitting up this place you fucking window licker.

>not cutting your own hair

pleb, keep giving your shekels to the hairdressing jew