Hobo Trolling:Autistic Boogaloo

Let me give you a basc gestalt.
So I'm going to be homeless for a while in Austin,Texas and I've decided to spend my time off work triggering normies with hobo signs.
Any proposals? Will post pictures when I have time.
Currently thinking of dressing well and making a noncardboard sign to the effect of "Donations for Kekistani Refugees". I think it would work because Austin is a liberal hipster hell hole and people don't think twice about wasting money to signal. Shekels for me and maybe meet some anons along the way.
Ideas?

This is a terrible idea, why would you do that? Don't actually be homeless, it fucking sucks horribly. It sounds to me like you have this as an option, you should pass on it.

I am a loser who can't make a living in the US. Gibs please.

where do you plan on sleeping? I was thinking the rooftops would be cool. you could have HUGE signs and wave them from businesses. and when they try to catch you you can do some cool parkour shit

The state gives everyone an apartment. Still we have 500 hobos that are too drunk/drugged to take care of that.

Not an option. I know it can suck but Austin is easy. Free showers and comfy places to crash, I'm going to have a storage room and a gym membership as well. Really eliminates the struggle with those two things.
Kek I work m8. Just feel OK with taking liberal shekels
Chuch and friends houses occasionally. Might get a tent but that leads to being more at pace with being in this situation imo.
Ideas for funny signs? Doesn't matter if the make money

Fugg. That's kind of cool

>I've decided to spend my time off work triggering normies with hobo signs.

What are you? Fucking 12? Get your arse back in school you little dipshit and grow the fuck up.

Austin is a terrible place to do this. Liberals just spit on, cuss, and laugh at the homeless. If you want good reactions go to san antonio, dallas, or houston.

Yeah I'm alright on that. I typically make about 14 an hour and I'm comfy enough on that. If I'd stop drinking that is.

go back to africa you disgusting parasite

I'm not going out of my way to go there. I lived there for over ten years and and have friends there. Plus I know the streets on the South side to be comfy and not have to worry about niggers on k2 or methheads. Only going to be out for a month or so while I save up some money

Nigger, read the shit first at least. I'm going to be working within the week that I touch down. The sign angle is just a way to pass the time when I'm not at work and it's not remotely about money you abbo cunt

>and not have to worry about niggers

you're as low as a nigger though. how can you really feel above niggers when you're so fundamentally inferior you cant even mantain basic living standards independently of people giving you money. do you want us to wipe your dirty nigger arse too?

lazy parasitic piece of shit, i will break you if i get the chance

"Meme war veteran.
Give as much as you can."
"ISIS has a right to exist."
"Women are made miserable by feminism."
"Africans are an invasive species"
"al-Assad did nothing wrong"
"Antifa are objectively neoliberal"
"I would (actually) be worse off under socialism"
"Alt Right = anti war"
"Liberals would get shot and raped during a communist revolution"

You're a dumb cunt of you're not following me here. I don't give a shit about money. I'm going to be touch in down with 500$ and immediately get back to work.

Kek shines his love upon you brother. Those are all great. Thanks

op you're the scumiest piece of shit ive ever seen

somebody should seriously throw you in the trash. you come to pol thinking we want anything to do with your failed life

you want respect cause your so disgusting you eat out of garbage cans and shit in the gutter.

you arent white, no white man would ever live like a scum cunt you're probably some dirty gypsy cunt. fuck id wreck you if i ever saw you mate

i will break you

why are you calling me an abo when you're about to start living lower than even the average abo?

just kys man, we dont need anymore turd skins living in our gutters

OK bb grill. Enough attention for you. None of that is true mate. Don't project your petrol huffing stereotype on me. Either com up with funny signs that would trigger liberals or piss off

If you're only baiting me, you're good. I'll give you that. Primarily responding because I'm bored ad you're bumping for me.

there you go again trying to put yourself above abos while living even lower than them

how are you not a nigger if even niggers managed to find a way to live in a house and get food. you said it yourself, "its not optional" for you. you have to live on the street

so just admit you're inferior to niggers in a free market scenario. whats your iq like 80? lmao just kys man, no one will miss you

Is it really trolling if you're genuinely homeless and begging for free shit?

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Well it's for as long as it takes for me to get it together. I make decent money so it shouldn't be an issue. But while I'm off, I want to piss off liberals. So it seems I'm doing well at it already because you're either just a bantzy troll or a leftist half abo who came from reddit or /leftypol/.

this. op is a parasite and should be sent to the camps

This is more what I'm aiming for. This shit is so offensive that no one's going to give anything anyway. If I wanted gibs I'd go down to the shelter and apply for NEET bux or make a sad lying ass sign about being hungry or some garbage. I'm going to work my way out of this brief rut and be fine. Just looking for a way to blow off steam and bantz a little irl

>you're a half abo

says the guy whos so fundamentally flawed as a man he has no option but to live on the street

Tfw too smart to fuck off

best hobo ever

I've spent my ten years in the hell hole. If you think personal attacks mean anything to me you gotta be new. I'm slightly irked though because I have a feeling that you're not pretending to be retarded. That's troublesome. Also you're Australian. A crafty bunch when it comes to pointless internet fights
He seems like a good chap. In your area or what?

Jesus I'm retarded apparently.
I've spent ten years of my life in this hell hole**
Inb4 grammar attack

What kind of work will you be doing?

>you're retarded

there you go trying to put yourself above everyone else while being literally the lowest member of society. theres literally african refugees who've been in the country for 30 days who have a better life style secured than you... and you still have the nerve to call them niggers, hate to break it to you man but you are the nigger

hitler would have sent you the chambers

I work as a cook. Started in fast too and ended up in fine dining. I can already see the reaction to that whole thing, but I'm extremely clean on the street and I take my work very seriously while I'm there. You've got peoples lives and health literally in your hands

Wasn't he discovered to have a really good radio voice, got a job, a house, and money, then less than a year later ended up homeless again?

Well yeah dude, I could live off the state and get gibs and social benefits and be right back. But I'm 26 and fully able to work, so that's what I'm going to do, even if I have to struggle. I've fucked up my life but I know it's my fault and I'm not willing to lay down and pretend I can't get back up so I can receive 800$ a month in NEETbux. So yeah, they're still niggers to me, because they're happy to drain every dollar they can out of a crippled system.

you're 26?

wow this gets even better, i thought you were like 18 or something. you're 26 living on the street and making 14$ an hour?

how do you fail this hard at life.... i dont believe you when you say you're white. you're probably some half romanian type subhuman who just looks white but genetically you will never be white. no white man would shit in alley ways and wipe their ass with their hand

The streets of America are better than the abbo huts of Australia.

CRYSTAL PEPSI

Fucking this. I'm going to be comfy af,well fed,safe with 24 hour access to a gym and free high speed WiFi. Can't even walk down an Australian street without feeing like some dangerous shit is about to happen.

then quit drinking.

Doubles of truth. I am. Detoxing now. It's a fucking bitch man. Experimented with every addictive and crazy chemical but nothing ever got he hook in me like the drink

Is it true your public bathrooms have blue lights so junkies can't find their veins? I even heard your parliament building does this.

>hes 26 years old
>he makes 14$ an hour
>he thinks this is "good money"
>he thinks hes above niggers
>yet he has no option but live on the street and beg for money
>and has a worse lifestyle than 99% of the population irrelevant of race
>he wont use the socialist benefits his tax's paid for because he doesnt wanna be a gibs
>but he'll sit on the street and beg for money with a sign

ive never seen delusion like this so blatantly. its no wonder you're so poor, you have 0 inhibitions your iq is probably high 70s if youre lucky

I know 14$ sound like nothing but my cost of living is way lower. You retards spend 35$ on a pick of smokes. All of your sit is expensive. If I had to worry about such expensive thins constantly I'd be more worried.

Fucking Aussie. The most indebted nation on earth. You realise your entire alcoholic nation lives off welfare right? Your mining industry is fucked becuase your ultra expensive and ultra lazy so everyone moved to Africa. You replaced 100,000 100K salaries from mining, with 100,000 real estate and construction jobs, all on borrowed shekels.
Good luck mate. You have nothing as a country and I have never met lazier less productive people. Poorest country in the world that does not know it yet.
Sounds like this guy has some skills you might need.

Austin is a great city to be homeless in. You can shower at the parks, there are meals for the homeless all over town, lots of liberal cucks boosting their self-esteem by giving you money, great public transportation, lots of events, lots of hustles if you're the clever time, the city is completely intertwined with greenspace so there's lots of places to set up camps, etc.

>"i make good money"
>makes 14$ an hour

What are you talking about? I lived in Austin and they fucking love the homeless, Leslie a homeless tranny would routinely pull 20% of the vote when he-she ran for mayor.

>living in Austin
>Not camping near infowars hq with redpilled signs and getting a job from alex jones

You should make threads updating us about your adventures exploiting liberal low self-esteem virtue signalling.

Where will you be hanging out? I am taking a roadtrip to Austin soon and I would appreciate some irl bantz.

Yeah the greenbelts are lovely. I love hanging out there. I'm going to avoid setting up camp tho. Disrespectful to the area and I already have permisson to see at a church on the bus line
Didn't even think about Alex! Good point. Definitely going to do that. He pissed me off so bad one time.
Will definitely do. They'll go up around this Tim sine it'll be when I'm laying down for the night. Should I have a name or a calling card or something?
You know we have IDs right?

Good luck. Austin gives no fucks to its homeless population.They more then likely will ignore you. Besides, if you do it somewhere downtown, you're gonna have to contend with all the K2 and crack addicts. Plus all the niggers and convicts getting released from Del Vale prison who get let off over on Congress ave can get pretty violent. Have seen my fare share of bum fights DT.

But if you good luck and have a sign saying "Mayor Adler is a cuck faggot".

Jesus fuck, what did you even just say? Fucking millennials and their gay catchphrases, you sound just like sjws with that shit.

Badass. I'll be there next week on the south side near Barton springs. Absolute great place to visit. Waters 68 degrees year round. Topless hoes. Lots of acid if you're into that. I dose occasionally. You can catch my number if you like. I don't care if people have it. It's a throw away VoIP line and I can mute it from in the app to where no notifications come through

Not really millennial speech. Pretty basic alt right really.
Know my way around and have a good group of street kids who got my back plus normie friends up North for when I need to get away. Only a fool goes downtown

Virtue signalling is acting a certain way to get social approval. Literal MO of the left.

Praise be unto our Lord.

Hell yeah I lived in a neighborhood off of Barton Skyway, right by the greenbelt trails that lead to Zilker Park. Southside is bestside.

I thought all the real acid is gone since that big bust in the early 2000s, now its just experimental chemicals from chinese/indian labs.

What app do you use for throwaway numbers?

Haha you must be new, and we're memeing "virtue-signalling" into the mainstream vernacular, heard it on a sports talk show just today. Must suck to be a fucking leaf, 10,000 words for snow and can't describe anything fucking else apparently.

Text now
2546478840
Use dispostable to make throwaway emails as well

And naw there were just major busts. Not like the recipe was lost. I had some shit a few years back that literally made my friend and I telepathically linked. Very hard during trip but for months after. Very minimal visual or auditory effect hough

You guys really do deserve the title of best shitposters on Earth.

You guys are pretty good too. It's just a meme now that leafs are the worst though that shit heads get on a VPN and slander your once renowned name with awful comments

I'd dab this dude out.

Alright I'll try to make it out next weekend, if I do I will hit you up on that number. I fucking miss that city even with all the hipster twats.

I am that dude. Thank bro

Cool dude. We should definitely chill. I'll be settled in by then so should be good to hang.

>So I'm going to be homeless for a while in Austin,Texas
we have a thread of this faggot no need to post on Sup Forums

Fuck off leaf. Whole point was to come up with slogans that would offend liberals. Only one person was able to do that without spiraling into faggotry. Ironically was also a leaf. He shall be the last on Day of the Rake

Damn, Kevin Owens has lost a bit of weight. Good on him

Just write the math post I know someone has saved about the holocaust numbers not adding up
>give me money or I'll adopt a dog from the shelter and eat it
>every day

>weaponised australiaposting

wew

Fuck hobos and fuck Austin. Every single corner has a bum asking for hand outs. You won't be able to get a corner.

Ha that was the top comment on reddit when the photographer posted it there. Inb4 how do I know this. Because another e-hobo showed me the next day.
Good idea. May do it. I'm liking the idea of hanging near info wars studio with red pilled but Alex Jones tier signs. Maybe something like "Fluoride is Making the Frogs Gay!". I know that's not what he was on about, but still funny enough. Austinites are real anti fluoride

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You're a fag

It can also be over 100° for 3 months straight, then flash floods, then freezing.

Naw bruv. I know what I'm doing. If you're dressed like a yuppie with a little backpack headphones and a sign not made out of cardboard you can pull all kinds of stunts into the name of political speech

Yeah dude. I know. I lived there a long time.
Also yeah dude. I know. Been queer a long time
Fugg das clasick x-D

>I have a god given gift of big dick. Please hire me to fuck your wife.
>Will put my dick in your mouth for $1,000
Guaranteed easy money in liberal cities. I'm not even joking.

Hitler failed and killed himself.

Lmao I may actually do a variant. "For Hire: Hobo Bull. Nothing crazier than seeing your wife with me"
Something like that. I like the cuck angle. Borderline prostitution advertising though.

top kek
I got to class around parmer, If I see you and identify you as a Sup Forumslack I'll give you a 20

Maybe. It honestly does seem likely in his weak mental state that he may have preferred death and cremation on the spot than to be captured. That would have been really sad. They boys in Nuremberg got it bad enough

ACC or wat? You'll recognize me. I'm the dude in the picture.

I think it pretty much is prostitution advertising. How about "Will Bang Your Wife While You Enjoy Watching" instead?

I just had an idea about a sign touching on the subject of synthetic estrogens from birth control is entering the water system and affecting wildlife and causing the tranny epidemic. Some little redpill like that to make people think.

Ha. Yeah. Makes the frogs gay even. Idk how to word that in such a way as to make it readable to a driver though

That was my first thought too, even from the thumbnail...

yep, northridge. I'll hook you up if I spot you bro.

You may get some based gibs for these

Fucking degenerates....

Man where are you going to get a corner. So many pro beggers up north around 183 and downtown is nigger hobo central.

Ha smoke me out or something instead. Don't want an anons shekels. I'm often out in pflugerville and lampliht village. Keep an eye for me. Feel free to take my number ITT. Up above. Be fun to do a little meet up with some anons and have a pint or 12 kek

Going to dress well and take a spot where dirty ass dudes ain't welcome. As long as I'm working a political angle cops can't say much unless I'm on private property. Lived there a long time and have passed through on a few voyages
Smug anime girls. Not an argument

for sure man, ive been hovering around being homeless on and off since I started school, I know how stressfull it is. plus living in libcentral in texas feels like you have no ally's.

I know. I'm praying hwndu comes to Austin after Shia is done with his little cuck shed thing in Finland. It's the perfect place, or so he would think

We have plenty of homeless and most of them aren't that by choice. If you have job or something social services and housing companies will laugh at you.

t. Someone who had to sleep at couches of relatives and friends for almost year while having a fucking job after divorce.