Have any of you recently started nofap?

Guys I think there's a connection between lots of us 4channers doing nofap and the increased happenings in the world. The more we all do nofap the crazier the happenings will become. Am I just crazy here or has anyone else noticed this connection? When trump got elected I was also doing nofap and I remember we were all channeling our energy towards him...what do you guys think? Does our nofapping affect world events? Keep up the nofap journey then guys, keep it up and things will happen. No porn, no fapping, good luck. :)

tfw when op might be onto something

Fasting can really help, i've done it myself

hmm.. you may be right

Doing fine so far.

>Nofap
>not intermittent fasting
Why don't you want to raise test by 300% and HGH by 2000% user? Why do yourself so?

>why do you hate* yourself so?

I actually do this too are all you fellow nofappers doing it? I do it on Saturday's and sundays no food.

the power of built up semen...it's like internal spirit cooking

I fapped 3 times in the past two months. Steadily gaining energy.

It's really strange but everytime I do nofap it correlates to world events

I went camping for I shit you not 3 days (Monday-Wednesday) this week. I did not jack off for all 3 days.
>no cell service
>come back home
>my friend is driving
>finally able to check Sup Forums
>a few threads about North Korea
>w-what ever happened with Syria?
>guys?
>Trump sending ships to NK or something to that effect
>WAT
>masturbate later to anime girls or some nonsense
>only like one thread about NK today
>okay then.

By fapping I stopped a nuclear standoff. That's cool I guess

Excellent keep it up buddy the powers that be cannot stop us this time, our nofap powers are growing stronger every day, no porn sucking us dry HAHAHAHA come and get it suckers!

do the 16-8 method everyday to see permanent results

there is literally nothing wrong with hitler, i mean fapping

I have been making progress on no fap. I find fapping puts me in a daze and reduces my test. My masculine energy gets raised if I don't fap.

Well it's cool but we're still in this "same ole corrupt paradigm" the nofap makes things happen faster if we want to break this paradigm in half we must go out of the frying pan and into the fire with nofap and keep nofapping and no porn and keep pushing the limits of this reality until we smash this paradigm. Good luck on this journey to all nofappers.

What's this? No eating for 16 hours everyday? Yeah I'll have to do that again I did it for a while then slipped up thanks for reminding me

The fuck is the 16-8 method?

I literally started nofap two days ago....

All these happenings! Lads stop partaking in the pornjew and join nofap!!!

And fapping slows down the occurrence of world events :(

checked

Why do you think they are called wizards?

This thread holy shit.

Yep it's crazy and will only get more crazy if you keep up the no porn and no fap plus it's good for u, good luck buddy :)

>is jacking off while reading this
>no thanks my nignog, not worth it

what is the 16-8 method?

Thanks Burgerbro....

y..you too....

I don't understand what this 16-8 thing is.

Please enlighten a wandering soul

>>maybe the elites actually browse Sup Forums
>>they participate in NoFap
>>All that increase in testosterone has got them all dominant and are currently more ballsy in wanting to bomb shit

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I also get crazy number combos on nofap hehe

There's like 1000 benefits seriously look it up, help us topple the system

Could be, could be, I personally think it's something much more esoteric having to do with hyperdimensional entities though.

leaders of major religions participate in sexual abstinence
gain enough power to influence the world

Sup Forums participates in sexual abstinence
uses the power of kek to influence the world

Heh, indeed

NO FAPPING AND PRAISE KEKING IS ALL I DO

I went for 3 months over a year ago and never tried it again.