Start masturbating more often

Start masturbating more often.

Give me some fuel first

here

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I literally can't.

You're being cool for once though Varg.

I lel'd

Brilliant. Does this beautiful maiden have any doujins yet?

Based.

What frequency are you fellas at?

I probably average 2 a day

>to penis

I haven't masturbated in one year and 3 months because I'm not a fucking nigger.

Fuck you Vargena. I'm on 106 days of nofap. That's 106 DAYS of not cumming once, and I'll prove it when I break the nofap record of most semen ejaculated by a living organism when I record me exploding in my girlfriend's mouth. I also have an extraordinarily large penis and testicles which means even more juice will be fired. Get ready for the second Great Flood bitches. Haha you have no idea how many super powers I have now. I can literally SEE THROUGH WALLS.

hell yeah

Once per day, maybe 1.1 on average.
I want to do it less often, but it's hard, because there's always new mongolian cave painting porn coming out and it feels like a waste to not fap to these great works.

>fap
>try and not do it
>do it again in a week
>tfw you can't do NoFap for a month

Hey atleast you can NoFap for a week

That's what I'm doing and it feels good man. It makes your fap much better.

The point of nofap isn't to deprive yourself of all sexual pleasure. It's to motivate you to go out and find a qt3.14 gf to poke on. It's complete autism either way though so don't feel too bad.

look how her hand and body dwarf the size of that drinking glass.

This thread smells like ass cancer

Your face is ass cancer

Way to jack my memes© faggot.

This masturbating issue reveals how fast human evolution really is.
At 1950 if young men masturbated their brain melt. This was proven by doctors and presented at tele.
Today only after 60 years the human species has developed not to melt the brains when masturbating.
Now that's what I call fast evolution.

>1x every 4 days at 20 years of age
>1x every 8 days at 30
>1x every 14 days at 40
>1x every month or not at all at 60

-Some Taoist belief

>start being low testosterone, docile retard
No thanks