*blocks your path

>*blocks your path
what do?

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Pop a super male vitality

I tell the fucking leaf he's a faggot

Alright I'll buy your fucking water filter, calm down.

FUCKING THIS!

Throw unfiltered tap water at him.

I don't thank him, he fucking hates that.
>say "Alex, we're all human, I just want prosperity and freedom and Americana and free market."
>"Caveman Formula is a gamechanger. 360 win"

I'm on my way home to go grab my car keys so I can drive to the bank to get a new phone which I will use to register the security of my google account to protect myself from CIA watching my credit card history as I buy your excellent Super Male Vitality, will you let me pass?

I visit the online shop and purchase the Alex Jones Approved Survival Kit


can't kill me now

>YOUR MIND IS UNDER ATTACK!

>YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL WATER FILTERS

>YOU REQUIRE MORE SUPER MALE VITALITY

>YOU HAVE NOT ENOUGH SECRET 12

Ask him why he started lying about Pizzagate?

fuck his daughter

Is that, that big titted Dragon?

If you do that your mom will die in her sleep

Say "Alex. The holocaust never happened. I see through your Jewish trickery, Bill."
At which point I would be shot for knowing to much.

*teleports behind you*

Scream "limited hangout!" At the top of my lungs and ask him why he associates with that homosexual swinger Roger Stone. I'll ask him if he knows about how Roger Stone was connected to Roy Cohn and Craig J spence. Craig ran a gay call boy blackmailing ring for DC politicians. I'll also ask him why he had a crisis actor on his show... when he damn well knew that the comet ping pong shooter was an obvious hoax

*teleports to your fridge*

"nothing personal soda"

youtube.com/watch?v=Ssn27xOBdG0

kek

It's liquid drops. Don't drink the whole bottle.

Ingest massive dose of fluoride and engage the opponent.

*spits on you*

Any sword that long has got to be pretty much useless. Where did he even find a place that would sell/make some retarded shit like that?