lives near the border, well within NK artillery range

> lives near the border, well within NK artillery range
> still in army reserve, scared as shit
> Sup Forums is as giddy as a girl waiting for a pony ride

Fuck you guys.

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Fucking chink

good luck user and godspeed

United Korea NOW

Anything good on the news today soon to be dead user?

Make sure you get some good video when the bombs start falling. I want to see that on YouTube and you could probably sell it to the media to use. That way you have some money for your family to pay for your funeral with.

Lord Kek bless these doubles of war!

Just activate your neodymium armor.

Gender-bending Nobita?

Don't be a fucking faggot. When the time comes be happy to pick up the rifle.

Make Korea Japan Again!

Koreans are even more soulless and robotic than the Japanese. The sweet release of death can only improve things.

NK won't do shit

I found a video that highlights your plight right now SK. I feel.

youtube.com/watch?v=a4s7vNU9uHw

Don't worry senpai, you know North Koreea has been flexing it's muscles every year for at least a decade now. They are not closer to doing anything.

Good luck South Korea and Japan, genuinely pulling for you.

You deserve it as punishment for Anime.

Let us see some dead gooks.

just think of all the NK qts you get to liberate

pussy

Sorry chink, you're gonna die for our happening. Hail Kek

No, that's Shittymatsu's mom.

You fucking faggots nothing is even happening over here. Literally business as usual.

You'll be fine.

Kim chong wont do anything as he knows it will be the end of his little kingdom.
He is only concerned with propagandizing his people about being the worlds no.1 super power and keeping them shut off from the world.
If anything happens it will be over faster than Kosovo

JAPAN
BRINGING
THE
HEAT

Also, for any user who wants it,

youtube.com/watch?v=zGfqe5__GnI

Don't worry, we got your back.

IT's time for unification

leaf

Is that a fucking street fighter 2 console on the thumbnail?

Why are you not preparing for the imminent invasion?

you must join best Korea and be spared of the wrath of the great leader.

I've got a joke for you user. what do you call a line of three hispanics, a chink and four niggers?
A sprinkler, because spic,spic,spic. CHINK. niggerniggerniggernigger

Nah, it's definitely Nobita's mom but for some reason in his clothes.

Eh, no hard loss.

South Korean "culture" has become so degenerate that they can use a little cleansing.

It would be a massive hit to the world economy however, which would be terrible for us in the short run.

sounds like you have regrets if you're afraid of death

Does Japan and South Korea have missile shield defenses? If not, why?

they just declared war

NICE ONE CLEETUS HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK

shut the fuck up ya gimp. And I'm not defending them either, I'm just calling you a dumb, cousin fucking, hick.

Your death would be a worthy sacrifice.

That's how it used to be in Europe before WW II, everyone was in his job as usual until the news paper announced the war.
You clearly know nothing about how shit can go down in blink of an eye

remember leaf, if you kill your enemies they win!

예비군?
몇년차냐?

or your legs

They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.

Good luck, user. Duck and roll my friend.

그는 단지 여자 양 키

Hehe, Kim bringing the bantz

>그는 단지 여자 양 키

>He is only a woman Yangki

Holy crap.

WHAT IS KIM SAYING?

Don't worry, when all you korean men die fighting the war America starts all of us white men in the peacekeeping forces will swoop in to take care of the cute korean girls

I thought James Franco killed you.

구글을 사용 하지 마십시오

fuck off larper

역시 프록시 외쿡인이었노
포챈에 한국인이 있을리없지

So Canada won't be a part of the peace keeping forces?

Lazy fucks.

Watch out mate, it's us vs the indos and malaysians next

Show us a screen cap of your computer

Do you prefer Yahoo?

Good luck gook

kek
미국 교육 양키

There are 6 million mobile phones in North Korea, which the gov monitors, this might be legit.

>Implying Japan doesn't draw them in tentacle rape porn before you get there.
We will be waiting.

>getting worried over something that won't happen

Just be happy you're on the right side of the border gook.

Even when I can't read it, I fucking love threads with NK bantz.
Ugh, don't remind me. At least we have fairly unequivocal international backing compared with the riffraff.

Papers? My grandfather was in Poland during the war. Ain't no papers warned him

How many of you are actual japs not gaijin?

I am in Okinawa.

If you happen to fall, I'll make sure to give your girl a pony ride

That's because Poles are too retarded to read.

Trust me, I'm Polish.

我是日本人。

he's a gook not a chink, achmed

if you're being racist, at least don't be retarded

All Jap flags are LARPers mate. Japanese post on their own message boards, and the English ability of the populace is abhorrent at best.

>Poland
That's why, in UK or France, things were more developed

Suck a dick fish head.

>1 post by this ID.

Keep falling for it.

>trump is going to let any SK die
The border between NKandSK will be a radioactive deadline before trump lets any gooks tarnish his PR back home.

What did he mean by this?

This will be nothing, nonk will roll out their new potato guns with their refurbished simplicity tractors, and U.S. will liberate them with surplus 20mm ammo leftover from Iraq. China lays claim to the clay and US has new provider of coal that we could provide, but cannot manpower ourselves.

Your country is more cucked than Japan, you won't be missed.

Allow me to explain.
Okinawa has about eight or seven US Bases.
I live right outside one, since I came from the US to Okinawa with my father. My English is well because I was born in the US.

沖縄か
marine? navy?

Sorry bud, but just want my war kino

My father works to repair hazmat equipment for the Marine Corps.

Well, you know it has to happen sooner or later. Their nukes are increasing rapidly, their missile ranges are increasing. Whatever shittiness you think come out of North Korea now, imagine if they had 20 nuclear-tipped ICBMs.

It ain't that radioactive in Japan still, surely?

What a strange place
youtube.com/watch?v=24R8JObNNQ4

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>구글을 사용 하지 마십시오
do not use google

Are you a burger stationed on a us military base?

I hope you stay safe user -hugs-

Allow me to continue to explain. While it is no longer radioactive, the company my father works for stores, repairs, and conducts classes on hazmat suits, masks, detectors, and how to deal with various chemicals and bioweapons.

I see
wanna visit naha but my job wont allow me to do

How the fuck do you get a NK proxy, people?

So you're not a true Japanese then. Okinawans are hated by the rest of the country, and the fact that you were born in the US essentially disqualifies you.

My point still stands.

>mfw they're testing the moab in Afghanistan to see what tunnel/bunker busting capabilities and practical range of effect are
>mfw North Korea gets blanketed in moabs and the war is over in 15 minutes

>be japanese american
>look up japanese news
>shinzo abe says NK will lauch sarin gas to japan


fuck i hope my grandma doesn't die

In this case I'm pretty sure it's real North Koreans shitposting.

>My English is well

wew lad