PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
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Trump Playlist
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APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump heading to Mar-A-Lago for Easter 4/13/17
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>Pres Trump meets w/I-85 Bridge First Responders 4/13/17
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>Pres Trump/NATO Sec Gen Stoltenberg joint press conf 4/12/17
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>Sean Spicer/Kellyanne Conway @ Newseum 4/12/17
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>FM Lavrov/SoS T-Rex joint statement in Moscow 4/12/17
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>Pres Trump on Mornings with Maria 4/12/17
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>Attny Gen Sessions @ Luke AFB AZ 4/11/17
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>Attny Gen Sessions @ US-MEX border 4/11/17
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>Attny Gen Sessions @ Assoc of Chiefs of Police 4/11/17
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PREV APPEARANCES
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NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
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WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
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FUN STUFF
>March in the Trumpenreich
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>TrumpWave S P A C E
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>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
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>Donald Trump Emperor of America
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>TrumpBot vs Mexico
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>Shadilay
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INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
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>Hold Back The Night
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>Inauguration of Fire
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>#TrumpTheEstablishement
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>American Hero
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>TRUMP - MAGA
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>Trump Triumphant
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>We Are The Silent Majority
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>American Comeback Story
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/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - RISE OF THE SAMURAI EDITION
This is a movement.
Video version of OP:
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Enjoy
KILL ALL COMMUNISTS
KILL ALL SEMITES
BURN DOWN THE (((FEDERAL))) RESERVE BANK
PRINT UNITED STATES NOTES
STOP SENDING FOOD TO AFRICA
MAKE WHITE CHILDREN
BUILD NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS
TAKE ANTARCTICA
ASTEROID MINING
CRUCIFY
ALL
MUSLIMS
NOW
HANG ILLEGAL ALIENS
BAN ALL (((LOBBYING)))
IF YOU DON'T LIKE ANIME YOU AREN'T A REAL TRUMP SUPPORTER
BOMB ALL ENEMIES OF THE AMERICAN EMPIRE
New Hilldawg OC world premiere
anyone got the JUST Hilldawg meme?
Now, I'll be running the word analysis tool today and I need more words.
Here are the ones I've got as baseline
> nigger
> faggot
Here are the ones I really want to analysis based on the pattern I observed
> t_d
> kushner
> kike
> betray (and variations)
> board
Here is one asked by Honduras
> shill
Taking requests. Remember: takes the script 15 second by day by word so don't swamp me with stupid requests.
Just in case the slave did not get a chance to reply:
Ok, let's address each point:
> Ryancare failing
Granted. Doesn't mean that Obamacare won't ever get repealed.
> Freedom Caucus
Trump is de-facto party leader of the Republicans. FC are contrarians to Trump's platform.
> Syria
A response to a false flag with a false attack: minimal casualties, Russians alerted Syrians of the attack and did not interfere. A basic dick measuring move.
> throwing Mad Dog under the bus
Sources, pls.
> Bannon
Allegedly, according to Jimmy McSources. Also according to sources, Trump said to cut the conflict inside the WH.
> Bombing Afghanistan
Killing ISIS is bad, gotcha.
> Listening to Ivanka/Kushner/Goldman Sachs
Yes, also according to our boy Jimmy.
> Not building a wall
Wall prototypes are underway as we speak.
> not deporting illegals
300+ illegals per day recently is not all illegals. Sad!
> not leaving NATO
See my previous response about Trump's modus operandi regarding business dealings.
I count 5 direct rebuttals, 3 pending on (((sources))) and 1 that i can easily grant to you. You feel like winning?
Checked.
Which one is that? Like this? By herself?
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>tooth
>there are sores on the roof of my
>no insurance
I'm going to die, aren't I?
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Ironic edition
Patriotically cute
Tooth hurts.
Sores on the roof of your what???? Finish the sentence.
And a lot of dentist offices offer payment plans
>avatarfag
>off-topic shitpost
We can only hope.
Link for Morning Joe?
>posted one image
>avatarfagging
Neck yourself, faggot.
Dumb reddit faggot still shilling hillary 2.0
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK.
Welp, it's over
You don't know what avatarfagging is.
Sometimes you can get a tooth drilled for like $120-$150. Call around and ask.
But it depends on what kind of filling you get. If you get the resin white shit, it can be more. Some old school dentists still do silver fillings. I think most of dentists nowadays are onto the new stuff.
C U T E
U
T
E
The fuck? First you solve the brackets, then you just go from left to right.
6 / 2 * (1 + 2) = 6 / 2 * 3 = 3 * 3 = 9
Shouldn't Bannon also on that list?
And i see neocon quite a lot.
heh
but seriously its the one where trump is flying off a balcony and theres pepes everywhere
its fucking gold
God Damnit. Bannon was /our guy/.
I'm about this* close to abandoning Trump
(*when I said "this", I was holding my fingers very close together)
False. You follow the Order of Operations. You learn that in like fifth grade.
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you really want to watch it or a shill? If not a shill I will post my comfy stream
Multiplication and division have the same priority, genius.
Mornings are better with friends
Gotta say: between Sessions / Miller and Bannon the later can die in a fire, he doesn't hold a candle to the former two. But I think that's palace intrigue and gossip.
>Yes, also according to our boy Jimmy.
Eric fucking Trump said that he only bombed Syria because of Ivanka crying about it
multiplication and division are given the same place in the order of operations. Hence, you go left to right when there are multiple choices.
Trying to find it.
>Bannon can die in a fire
why would I watch a bunch of saucy bimbos on Fox when I could watch expert political commentary on Morning Joe?
Yes and yes. And Tulsi for good measure.
/ourguy/ is another one.
>CNN- Assad says gas attack victims were staged crisis actors
I shit you not
this. and bannon wasn't even in the campaign that long (if at all? I cant remember)
Everything good and bad we know from MSM, we really dont know how big a deal he is or isn't.
I suspect if he leaves the MSM will shill that Trump is now a globalist because they know his base doesnt like that.
leave
Finally someone who gets it.
Yeah, thanks user.
Not in America, they have some other system they teach in first grade or something.
Daily Remainder
If Trump abandons Bannon, we are doing the same to Trump himself
No Bannon - No Party
New baker needed for next thread, early warning.
Thanks user.
PEMDAS
>> Ryancare failing
>Granted.
Germany 1 / Romania 0
>> Freedom Caucus
>Trump is de-facto party leader of the Republicans. FC are contrarians to Trump's platform.
The people who voted for the Freedom Caucus voted for Trump.
The Freedom Caucus correctly pointed out that Trumpcare fixed nothing and did not deliver on Trump's promise of "Repeal and Replace".
Germany 2 / Romania 0
>> Syria
>A response to a false flag with a false attack: minimal casualties, Russians alerted Syrians of the attack and did not interfere.
Trump ran on the promise of not getting involved in pointless foreign wars.
Germany 3 / Romania 0
>> throwing Mad Dog under the bus
>Sources, pls.
Michael Flynn "resigned" and/or Trump fired Michael Flynn because of OMG RUSSIANS!1!
This is the very definition of throwing someone under the bus.
Germany 4 / Romania 0
>> Bannon
>Allegedly, according to Jimmy McSources.
We have Trump himself explaining that Bannon came into the campaign LATE and that Trump was already very popular without Bannon. That is not an endorsement of Bannon at all.,
Germany 5 / Romania 0
>> Bombing Afghanistan
>Killing ISIS is bad, gotcha.
Trump ran on the promise of not getting involved in pointless foreign wars.
Germany 6 / Romania 0
>> Listening to Ivanka/Kushner/Goldman Sachs
>Yes, also according to our boy Jimmy.
What is your point!?
Germany 6 / Romania 0
>> Not building a wall
>Wall prototypes are underway as we speak.
Okay, agreed. Let's see some shovel-ready projects soon.
Germany 6 / Romania 0
>> not deporting illegals
>300+ illegals per day recently is not all illegals. Sad!
DREAMers still allowed to stay in the United States.
Germany 7 / Romania 0
>> not leaving NATO
>See my previous response about Trump's modus operandi regarding business dealings.
Trump called NATO obsolete again and again and again during the campaign.
Germany 8 / Romania 0
I don't see the MSM freaking out over Miller and Sessions nearly as much as Bannon, so that means Bannon is superior.
not even a shill
just election nostalgia
no, it is that way in America
HALPERIN!
Thanks Russia (leftist using Russian proxy for irony) for your bullshit commentary making me 100% sure of the new shill angle.
>we
'we' can make up our own minds about what to do
Yeah okay
No one liked Bannon.
His nationalistic shit was garbage, barely tolerated by the supporters.
People voted for Trump because they wanted to stop those sorts of people ruining the country under Hillary.
Remember what Miller said? Globalism is Good.
That has always been our motto.
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wow Trump's approval rating is only 39%
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WAKE UP, YOU PUSSIES
Hi-Def Morning Joe comfy stream
open in your preferred media player (mpv,vlc,mpc-hc)
>reminder Trump totally got away scott free from the pussy tape
Truly impressive shitpost.
> Eric Trump has said he is "sure" his sister Ivanka used her influence over their father to encourage the US president to launch military action against Bashar al-Assad in Syria.
Why do they use quotes on the "sure" part, I wonder? Ivanka may have gone to her father, that doesn't mean that the final decision was hers or weighed heavily in the process.
It means you should brush your fucking teeth, you mongrel.
And stop eating ten candy bars a day.
Jesus.
politico.com
Related article regarding Miller.
From what I'm hearing, the last straw with Bannon was that he leaked classified info about the airstrike to Cernovich which is pretty bad if true. But if Trump decides to get rid of him, he will probably also purge Reince and Spicer, since he's been getting tired of them, too. Honestly, I think a shake-up of his senior team would probably be a good thing, even if people here will sperge out no matter who the replacements will be.
6:2 = 3 /
3*1 = 3 /
3*2 = 6 /
6+3 = 9.
Lot's of ways to get to the same result.
>Common core giving multiple results as option
Didn't it take Bush 6-7 years to get that low?
Well, I thought you had to do the multiplication if it was connected to the parentheses, but now I'm remembering that it doesn't matter if it's touching the parentheses. It's just another way of expressing * - and it can be written either way to achieve the same result.
Ok, cool. The meme wasn't mine. I saw it and thought it was wrong at first, but then I was like, "uhh why would someone make this completely wrong?"
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Because shills are fucking retarded, they think we buy into the "sources claim" bullshit narrative. There's no proof of anything bad going on in the White House, it's all just unfounded gossip
Why do Amerifats salivate over war?
The last bit aired makes me so sad.
And here is another shill tactic, posting bullshit fake news sources
Bannon and Kellyanne came after Manafort left to take care of things Manafort couldn't: polls and media.
>everyone I don't agree is a Russian shill REEEEEE
wow truly pathetic
ты жaлoк, кaк и твoй твoй тyпoй пpeзидeнтишкa.
Just for that, I'm here forever.
>going neocon war monger would bump his approval rating they said
>I am become bait.
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Bannon is great.
Sadly it seems like almost everyone in the white house hates him, which makes him a burden.
Whats the matter guys?
Is Bannon no longer /ourguy/?
Well if Bannon is not good for that job then he needs to be replaced as chief advisor
Theres obviously lots of other shit he could do in a white house.
(((Foreign policy mainstream)))
Then open your anus up for that red pill faggot
Big business
I dont speak virus
They have never suffered one in their home in living memory.
They do not understand what war means.
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don't care. bannon was what proved me that trump is the real deal
(((Big business)))
OH SHUT THE FUCK UP WARREN, OBONGO HAD NO STRATEGY FOR THE MIDDLE-EAST AND YOUR DRIED UP NASTY CUNT WAS OK WITH THAT
He is. He and Miller are the only nationalists in a White House full of neocons and liberals. If he gets the boot, Bill Kristol will shit himself out of happiness.
Morning Joe has clearly never watched a single speech of Putin where he outlines his complaints of the USA