Why don't Americans celebrate easter?
Why don't Americans celebrate easter?
Tyler Morris
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Angel Johnson
Honestly had this conversation today with an emulate in the USA.
was shocked to learn good Friday isn't a holiday. Down here I nearly had to stay sober as buying booze is impossible today.
> found some booze, now roasted
Jaxon Morgan
Easter?
Tyler Murphy
They're Puritan cucks who hate anything but muh sola scriptura. Good Friday is a holiday here.
James Rogers
Who dat
Charles Baker
Cuz they're all jewish cocksuckers.
Jason Clark
>Catholics sure do love their pagan festivals
Ethan James
They have Passover instead
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Bentley Anderson
Pääsiäinen?
Jayden Nguyen
I work for the govt and I get today off. They vote it as a holiday every year.
Benjamin Evans
At my work I'm the only person that requested easter off. 4/20 however..
Kayden Hughes
Pâques ?
Samuel Brown
the real question is why do people believe in fairy tale tier shit like religion
Michael Morris
What? Americans don't celebrate easter? Never realized that. Isn't it like by far the most important and oldest christian holiday? How could they not celebrate it?
Caleb Flores
Amerifats don't have time for day-off, who make them McDonalds?
Wyatt Anderson
But we do Hans. Just not all of us because we are not cucked like you.
At least in the South.
Luke Gray
I hate fedoras. Leave the Christendom if you hate God so much
Kevin Brown
Pasca?
Easton Baker
I can't even laugh, I just feel sad.
Lincoln Smith
Easter?
Jayden Sanchez
This is fucked.
>being this triggered
Jaxson Price
hmm?
Jayden Kelly
We do
Jack Rivera
>Eurocucks need the government to mandate vacation days.
Are you that bad at negotiating?
Aiden Stewart
a certain day?
Mason Cruz
atheists ruin everything in america.
they are a bit more embarassed nowadays, but for a solid 4 decades they were emboldened by jews to shit up everything.
Sebastian Morales
Sad!
Jason Sanchez
Pasen?
Mason Wood
>Pasca
:DDDD:DDDD
Sebastian Myers
Pasta?
Brandon Ward
There's a word "paska" and that means shit in Finnish
I'm just childish and drunk
Jaxson Murphy
Of course we celebrate Easter.
What are you talking about?
Jesus brings us chocolate and eggs on Easter Sunday, dressed as a giant bunny.
I go to church every Sunday, so I will be celebrating Easter this year like very other.
Evan Bailey
We do, we celebrate it by eating chocolate eggs.
Joshua Lee
pasca?
Dylan Gonzalez
>tfw Good Friday, Easter Sunday, Easter Monday and Easter Tuesday are all public holidays
Feels rejuvenating, burger.
Jace Barnes
I see something that's probably meant to be Karfreitag, but where's Easter Monday?
And where's Nicholaus?
Daniel Ward
Nice.
We are pretty stingy with public holidays.
Some businesses will give other days off.
Jason Carter
Because in order to normalize demon worshipping the US Govt helped develop an atheistic religion called psychology. Then with no proof and zero evidence of results the USG funded and empowered a bunch of God-mockers to foist their worthless theology on a gullible public. That and the public schools have trained Americans to love their freedom to lie way more than they love their dignity.
Joseph Sanders
>no proof and zero evidence
sounds like your gay little religion too
Hunter James
most of the burgers are cut and have joined various cults so i heard. they have a god of their own.
David Morgan
State atheism
Carson White
>*dibs fedora*
Ryder Johnson
what's easter?
Tyler Parker
Wow even here, a muslim majority country, we got a public holiday.
Elijah Morgan
The Christian elite need a day off Ahmet
Jason Miller
>minimum