Just typed that all into google translate and it's a muffin recipe.
Hudson Cook
Nigga i want in as well.
John Johnson
nothing will happen u cock fuckers
Jackson Bailey
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Samuel Morgan
It's America that'll pay. Not us.
We will just sit back and enjoy the show, watch America get itself into another Vietnam war.
Ayden Morales
We actually are, the only place nukes can reach us is Darwin and that's good riddance
Hudson Bailey
>Nukes the US They don't have the power to nuke a shoe, it'll be eons before they actually become a threat to the rest of the world. China may be fucked, but even that is unlikely.
Carson Price
A very Awoo-happy friendship for harry potter obama! Stars dance when you are near!
Leo Martinez
if dubz, caliphornia will be toast
Carter Reyes
Can someone translate these moonrunes?
Landon James
It's a muffin burger
John Jenkins
I wish you best of luck best korea :3
It's the time the USA gets fucked and I really hope it just hits washington
Ryder Mitchell
>snack rack and food is freshly resupplied >new books arrived yesterday >apartment will be clean and neat later today >apartment smells like delicious fabric softener >new espresso brand is brewing right now >birds singing on the balcony >new barbells drop by tomorrow
im so ready/comfy for some nice war on the korean peninsula
>AN ENDLESS line of Chinese tanks carrying missiles
Uh, this Dailystar thingy doesnt look very trustworthy
Jeremiah Jackson
>Korean War part two >Anything like Vietnam
What you mean is that the Norks level the north of south korea, run out of ammo and then get fucked.
Cameron Ortiz
please please please let there be a happening
Leo Baker
Plus they're not even tanks
Christopher Perry
they sure are taking their sweet time
Gabriel Stewart
Wrong....SEE THIS
Bentley Richardson
nada acontece
Colton Peterson
if singles, nothing will happen
Dylan Ortiz
If this post gets trips than NK will do something tomorrow
Brandon Miller
Little Kimmy is bluffing again. He's only doing the dance to force US's hand to bring them to the negotiating table. It seems that he wants an armistice negotiated because SK and NK are still technically at war so NK cannot trade with anyone.
Connor Gutierrez
I bet you guys get all the clay that's not in the black line. Maybe sk or just korea gets a bit more. But the rest of that will become chinese when you guys invade.
John Foster
>running out of Ammo
After the conventional fighting ends with an assumed US victory, then they'll be decades of insurgency wars.
Think of groups of NK's hiding in the forest, in abandoned buildings just taking a shot at an American charity worker every now and then.
Liam Collins
Up until this point, people have feared an attack from North Korea. The difference now, is that the US might attack. Thus, prompting a response from North Korea. It's totally different this time around, but people just don't want to believe it.
Ian Robinson
are we all gonna die?
Luke Moore
Get ready for the hordes of peaceful, open minded refugees tho
Jason Rogers
>Starving Norks can finally eat. >No more having to worry about everything you say >Start an insurgency
Why?
Christopher Gonzalez
>North Korea rattling its saber
They're just desperately trying to feel relevant like the past 900 times, nothing will happen
Charles Thomas
they're getting more relevant as time progresses. and kim doesnt seem to back down.
Dylan Phillips
Mike pence and the neo-cons picked a bad time to visit South Korea.
Luis Stewart
just imagine NK's are like Muslims, you can feed them, you can shelter them, give them humanitarian assistance and they'll grudgingly accept.
But you know they have their own ideas of loyalty, being told that Americans are literally demons that'll roast their babies all their lives wont suddenly make them embrace you as liberators once you give them gummy bears.
After a week of conventional fighting, there will still be hundreds of thousands just hiding in the rubble with snipers and IED's. But NK's got other tricks like bio/chemical weapons.
things aren't so simple, American.
Angel Smith
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Josiah Richardson
they'll be drunk on Katy Perry and forever 21 just like everyone else. Insurgency? more like consumer urgency!
Cooper Campbell
Its happening now, no way back.
Brody Smith
"Ching chong ding dong, best Korea did nothing wrong."
Zachary Rodriguez
Nice one, got em
David Hall
North Korea would happily nuke you too, you braindead betacuck.
Jaxon Smith
I know that fühl bruder :)
Jaxson Wilson
yeah im sure they will have years worth of ammo and food. they'll be sitting the forest getting bombed or starving to death. the minute kim gets rekt and they get an actual meal they'll change their mind.
Jordan James
too bad the women outside are getting raped/making sweet love to sand niggers hanz
Aaron Hughes
>MOAB Shelf life: 15 Years >Produced in 2003. Expire in 2018. >Trump has 1 year to use the rest.
Kevin Cruz
> After a week of conventional fighting, there will still be hundreds of thousands just hiding in the rubble with snipers and IED's. That's where the PLA enter the scene, Chang.
the most we can do is maybe air drop some MRE's to the starving peasants. but likely these MRE's would be grabbed by the hiding soldiers that survived.
we would likely sneakily militarize the South China Sea while the USA gets sweaty in Korea.
America fought it, let them deal with the consequences.
Henry Garcia
the nuke we drop should be named THE MADMAN
Bentley Long
>implying I give a shit about other people
what are you? an altruist?
Ryder Hughes
koreans refugees will still be high IQ people that are ethnically similar to chinese people, like if italians would come to spain as refugees. they would not be taking literal apes and inbred goatfuckers with no idea of what civilization is.
Jacob Clark
I don't think so Burger
Cooper Johnson
Makes sense to post it in a Czech muffin newspaper then
Parker Rodriguez
Did kim drop his test nuke yet?
Jason Richardson
Why is there a sudden influx of maoposters on pol?
Jaxson Flores
some maybe (they take care of their STEM norks), but definitely not the ones they would deem "poor"
Brandon Campbell
if NK will be attacked by US, would that art out into a world war?
Asher Bell
Why do americans think that they can win the war now?
This is not a troll post, this is factual.
They got completely utterly defeated in the 50's and sent all the way back to the middle line by a crippled China.
China had just been out of the Communist Coup and was completely teared apart economically and socially.
They were using less than 0.5% of their armed forces, since they were officially not there (so not to face a nuclear attack as they still didn't have the bombs to create a stalemate), calling them 'independent volunteers' and they were fighting with old WWII era weapons.
Yet, this completely crippled, unofficial war effort from China managed to beat the USA.
Why do you guys think that now, with China being the second biggest economy in the world and with a proper military, that you have any chance to win this?
Aiden Bailey
No but i heard he dropped some pretty sick lyrics at the street opening festival yesterday
Austin Bailey
even if poor, you can rest assure that the average korean is more intelligent than the average african.
Ethan Cruz
Depends how Russia and China take it I suppose.
Aiden Mitchell
because USA fighting NK benefits us immensely.
we're gonna get so much clay
Grayson Campbell
I am 100% for leveling the mountain range between pakistan and afghanistan
Aiden Garcia
You guys should join the party brother. No pun itentended.
Leo Flores
>MOAB Shelf life: 15 Years Source or GTFO
Eli Sanchez
no. china will take the bitter pill of taking over nk. nobody goes to war about that shithole.
Kevin James
No dude. They will be too busy getting drunk in karaoke bars in the south of their newly merged country.
Jack Taylor
wait a sec, that Sup Forums prophecy did not say something like -a star will gorge in clay
Angel Lewis
I can't wait to rape some malnourished Nork pussy.
Hudson Gomez
so if im correct, now is the day of the sun?
Kayden Young
תגיד ממך משוגע גלגלים
Isaiah Wood
if fighting NK benefits you so much why havent you attacked them years ago ? nobody would've had a problem with you guys getting rid of this dictator.
Joshua Jones
Digits confirm nuke in less than 24 hours
Joshua Allen
I doubt it. The reason why the Vietnamese were so dedicated was because they were fighting for independence and an idea which they believed in. On the other hand you really did not see any resistance when Nazi Germany fell despite also having immense amounts of propaganda. Because it already started going to shit.
In the Vietnamese war we thought we could win by just killing enough. A second Korean war would be conventional and once the Korean army is destroyed, it is pretty much over. Not to mention I really doubt many North Koreans are too patriotic, hell, there are stories from people who escaped to the south that you can give the border guards bribes to make them not shoot at you as you cross the border. That does not scream die hard fanatics willing to start a guerrilla war when even the people guarding your border don't give a shit about their job.
I do not doubt their would be some crazies, but hardly most of the population.
Jordan Bell
I thought that was some old testament shit
Joseph Nelson
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Grayson Nelson
> Pence get killed in seoul after Trump shoots at North Korea cause his daughter told him to do so. > Trump makes Kushner new vice president. > FBI finally impeaches Trump for Russia ties. > Kushner is president.
Screencap this
John White
I really don't think your government will intervene in any way whatsoever. Looking for clay in NK has really no upsides. Not only will there be large international backlash if the Chinese try to annex any territory (which is unlikely, since there are no territorial disputes in the region anyway), the refugee responsibility might also shift on China as well (which is another big shitstorm in itself). All this for the relatively few resources is simply not worth it to Chinese interests.
Noah Reyes
i had a vision that during the Korean War 2.0, the main focus for China is not in Korea but in the South China Sea.
>the dragons belly will drip water
Nicholas Wright
Wow, I'm a /volunteer/ now.
Angel Ward
Did they tell Kim about the possibility of a MOAB getting dropped on that volcano yet?
Luke Richardson
>day of the sun
Jose Allen
Did you attend to Hauptschule only?
Wyatt Myers
we may annex some territory that gives us access to the Sea of Japan, thats about it.
but the main focus will be on the South china Sea.
Joseph Martinez
>implying Chinese troops aren't about to be the first boots on the ground.
I'm actually kind of proud of you chinks. You're finally stepping up to the plate and we get to see you flex some military muscle for a good cause. And you're most likely going to claim the nice resource rich Northern area of NK as a buffer zone between you and Worst Korea.
Parker Cooper
>not knowing that the dragon drips water means the islands they built
Jack Gonzalez
>Assuming it does
Joshua Brown
China and North Korea both have stars on their flags. As does the US.
