"I only know one truth, Rey. It's time for White Men, to end."

>Prequels: Dark Side
>Originals: Light Side
>Sequels: Cuck SIde

Woah... so this... is the power of Disney...

youtube.com/watch?v=zB4I68XVPzQ

Star Wars: The Last Cuckold

I actually totally agree 100% YEA

fuck we have to sit through Reys shitty acting with mouth agape for a whole movie, even her breathing seems phoned in

no more money for disney pirate everything

Fuck off with your Star Shit. Cucked from beginning

NOW THIS IS RACEMIXING!

>tfw you realize this will end up being one of the highest grossing films of all-time

Fat Mark Hamill is ruining all immersion to me.

How is luke supposed to become fat living on an island like thay.

God damn fat people ruin everything.

>we have to
There's your problem, faggot.

I will never forgive starfags for what they did to Jake Loyd.
>child actor gets the role of a lifetime
>does what George Lucas tells him to do and follows the shitty dialogue gives to him.
>autistic fans give hate mail to Jake for doing what George wanted
>Jake is bullied no stop in school
>quit acting and destroyed his star wars merchandise
>now lives by himself alone with schizophrenia
This is power of Starwars fans

>checks comments

>normies who like harry potter as adults bully children
>fuggin star wars fans!!!1!!11!1!!


It's the millennials that are the REAL problem.

When will you learn?
star wars is an alright franchise if you watch/play some of the spinoff stuff, games like KOTOR are redpilled af, etc.

>5'5"

He never had much of a chance to begin with desu.

Dont forget the tour junkets. That kid was made to spend 12-20 hours doing interviews and shit. This occured outside the US so child laws didnt pertain. Probably got molested, too.

GenndyWars was fucking great yet normal fags will never understand

>tfw you remember new samurai jack is coming tomm

...

lazy filmography. not even good trailer it looks like a shitty action movie trying too hard. also another vhristmas release. these kikes sure know their timing

yaaaay
Episode 8 The First Order strikes Back is here woo
fuck you disney
"legends">anything disney makes with starwars

It's called overindulging and enjoying the spoils of life you pathetic runt
Sooner you unfuck yourself and pull your head out yer arse the happier you'll be

Is there a person alive who didn't write this franchise off as a failure?

moar gurl power plz, feminism rocks!

fuck off with your failure, the games are great, the music is lit, it's just the films that are god awful.

that's a somewhat well known satire account in case you werent aware