PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - DISPENCING PUSNISHMENT EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump heading to Mar-A-Lago for Easter 4/13/17
youtu.be/sQ0gKFHCLzQ
youtu.be/6HLQNcjSAIQ
>Pres Trump meets w/I-85 Bridge First Responders 4/13/17
youtu.be/YLvWLzOiKmM
>Pres Trump/NATO Sec Gen Stoltenberg joint press conf 4/12/17
youtu.be/bzDg7G9c1e8
>Sean Spicer/Kellyanne Conway @ Newseum 4/12/17
youtu.be/wDqAV2R-Yrk
>FM Lavrov/SoS T-Rex joint statement in Moscow 4/12/17
youtu.be/C8GYc5tvDUA
>Pres Trump on Mornings with Maria 4/12/17
youtu.be/8wY3K4pitjE
>Attny Gen Sessions @ Luke AFB AZ 4/11/17
youtu.be/wNHDzTn1mwA
>Attny Gen Sessions @ US-MEX border 4/11/17
youtu.be/uhQT41Z3e0M
>Attny Gen Sessions @ Assoc of Chiefs of Police 4/11/17
youtu.be/d2PANqxRC0o
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>March in the Trumpenreich
youtu.be/gwmp3E9VIX0
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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It's a woovement!

AWOO~

Digits for Bannon

Defend this drumpfkins

>another Pence thread

Do you have a crush on him, Portugal??

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*gasps for air*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
How can this cheeto fail so much

AWOO~

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

You might argue they can't ignore his narrative, but there is certainly no reason for them to invite him on their shows or mention him by name other than intentionally providing publicity.

CHECKED

Why haven't we assigned waifus to everyone in the administration?
>Spicer - Misato
>Mattis - Megumin
Who else?

AWOOOOOOOO~

I always cycle the subject of the threads. It keeps the threads fresh

Wtf santa isn't female? That's misogynist

Also a white dude fucking a black dude is cultural appropriation and therefore racist

I hate santa now

>taking terrorists at their word

WHEN DOES THE WAR START

Yeah im sure they would say that

It feel like last week never happened.
And check.

youtube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY

Awoo.

Any Spice today?
What are the shills up to today?

>get killed
>n-no we didn't lose a-any fighters

>the Islamic State says
Holy shit, Drumpf BTFO!

no spice today.

>alex jones is popular, therefore, he is a scientologist cia jewish puppet

infinity might fall for that, I heard theh got tricked into letting antifa moderate pol for them

youtube.com/watch?v=u-8kmPJKGgM

digits in the form of 8 is coming soon. make a wish

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NIXONPF BTFO!
IMPEACHMENT WHEN?
youtube.com/watch?v=CM05oSsB1mc

Repeating numericals and Trump will nuke NK

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How are things going /ptg/ is the shilling still going strong or has it died down a bit? And have anything big besides mother of bombs bombing?

TRUMP NUKES NK

Spicer is busy setting up his PR firm for when he's either fired or resigns his current position, which will happen by this summer

The shills are taking a nice, long nap after a busy week

> What are the shills up to today

Nowhere to be seen. Need to make a list of countries here today is a national holiday.

> Portugal
> Brazil
> Germany

What others? Russia?

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I never got this image. Is she supposed to be the qt in the webm where Pence brings her a cupcake with a candle?

Why do you make it so obvious you are shilling by constructing straw man arguments?

See pic related for example. When scientologists try to leave, Alex has guests on designed specifically to rope them back in.

>bomb some hand-dug tunnels with 50 million dollar bombs
>kill no one
ofcourse they wont admit they killed nobody you shills

Fuck but hey they repeat

i will get a gf

These threads have been going on for about 2 years now and they've gotten stale and boring, anyone else think its time to put down /ptg/??

digits 1-9 and the answer is YES

Uh Oh

Is it confirmed that Spicer is leaving?

Nixon is the best non-Trump post WWII president.

>Maddow
Is it even relevant anymore?
Relevant ever?

Fake tweet
Try again, faggot
twitter.com/HabibKhanT

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what the fuck is that Chrischan?

youtubemultiplier.com/53f63999a3288-enhanced-ptsd-simulator-war-is-hell.php

>him

>mfw going through old tweets
fucking bizarre tbqh lads

This is the POTUS.

twitter.com/danamira/status/391275595767640064?lang=en

>be isis
>get bombed
>lose 30 fighters and your beloved tunnels
>send out a passive-aggressive message to some news shills
>netherlands shitposters shitposts on /ptg/ about it

>LIBERAL
>DEMOCRAT


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You've gone quite the job with researching the background behind shill raids, Portugal

Just like you did with the polls last year

and figuring out the legality and impact of Trump's first executive orders re: immigration and health care

There's nothing you can't accomplish once you set your mind to it, Portugal

You're quite the MAGA poster in /ptg/

We burgers would be more like you, but, you know...we're burgers...we're lazy

His will be done.

>Nowhere to be seen.
Looks like a few, but probably just amateurs for now. When the Shareblue types are quiet, it usually seems to mean they're stewing up a new narrative that they're going to suddenly start flooding us with.

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Fucking hell kek

I guess we have to stop bombing them now, they're protected by alla most high

Are you aware of the heritage of Donaldechai Josef Trumpwitz?

his will is known

Cute

oy vey

youtube.com/watch?v=vrQFBYgwQW8

Whooooooooooa what the fuck this is awesome

I love this family.

>1/8th Jewish
Oh, no... that sucks.

Me - misaki-chan

> "The Bohemian Grove, which I attend from time to time. It is the most faggy goddamned thing you could ever imagine..."

No confirmation, just my prediction that he'll be 'relieved of his duties' between Memorial Day and July 4th

>Pence - Karen
>Sleepy Ben - Kanna
>T-Rex - Ellie Sattler from Jurassic Park
>Mnuchin - a blow-up doll filled with money
>McMaster - the other testicle from the set that his head belongs to

>Pentagon now saying unit cost per #MOAB is $170,000 (way below some of the figures out there)
>Pentagon now saying unit cost per #MOAB is $170,000 (way below some of the figures out there)
>Pentagon now saying unit cost per #MOAB is $170,000 (way below some of the figures out there)

SHILLS BTFO
twitter.com/thomaswatkins/status/852899263239643137

>lose 30 fighters
I hope no one here is naive enough to believe that

Will you buy his dad's stamps user?

"animal"
why the quotation marks

what the hell

Was the Afghanistan bomb just a dress rehearsal for bombing the norks?

Dry run

Yep

He's selling his shit to makee ends meet right now, Doesn't help that he's still wasting money on toys

It's time to kill some fucking norks
GO USA USA USA

>"The Greeks were a bunch of Homosexuals"

Lmao, imagine getting shit talked by the President and his hot wife. Sad.

Even animals have some standards.

This means he will get impeached, right?

Gooo tooo sleeeeeep.

Don't you receive judaism from your mothers side?

if you liked that

youtubemultiplier.com/588eb388a3a4f-diverse-and-enriched-canada-in-2017.php

I doubt it. The Hitler thing seems to have blown over and just become a joke.

>inb4 they say it still high
>and Trump will make ti lower

Isn't that dirt cheap when it comes to high ordinance?

I have to ask, if you knew that you wouldn't die, you wouldn't get drafted, and /ptg/ and Sup Forums still existed, would you want WWIII? I'll be honest, that would be /comfy/ as fuck watching online with you faggots.

Wasn't the MOAB we used from old the Saddam era or was it new?

I just looked him up and read the ED page again. Holy hell I've missed alot over the past few years.

The bomb isn't complicated.
It's just a fuel air mixture that explodes such incredible heat that the pressure is so powerful, it both vaporizes and destroys everything.
Why would that cost $16 million?

Awoo?

170000, is that the cost of new bombs?
cause i thought the development was way more then that, but cost per unit would be new ones right?

>implying the white house didn't use jew tactics to 'get' the price that low.

Only if you actually get raised Jewish. Trump's father and grandfather were not raised Jewish, so it's just part of his genetic heritage at this point.

Way less than Tomahawks then.

first tested in final form 2003, developed during 90's

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