Give me proof that god is real

give me proof that god is real

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kek wills it

>triples
>double doubles
>only 2 different digits
what did kek mean by this?

*unzips dick*

KEK IS REAL

HE PROTECTS WHO BELIEVE

PRAISE KEK

SHADILAY

Praise kek

Your own digits.

Everyone hates Jews. God is real.

ISREAL

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>121122111

there it is

god is real, deal with it faggots.


Countries that don't believe are falling apart.

Kek is real and your digits prove it

If god is real, what happens after death?

The Earth is FLAT.

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GG no rematch.

Tell me why you think it matters first.

Look outside.

Gods are real and there really upset at us right now.
SHADILAY

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Heaven if you shitpost well enough.

You want proof of God user? Oh, you must have missed when he showed up in Jerusalem last month saying "I'm back, bitches!" and started taking selfies and photobombing.

Why the fuck does God owe you or anyone else any proof of His existence? You sound like an autistic child screeching to his mother so that she'll tell him what she got him before his birthday.

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You exist, or do you
Prove to me you have a conscious awareness and aren't part of my imagination

they are beautiful digits too that follow a patter

121122111

>1 2
>11 22
>111 222
>etc.

kek has more miracles confirmed than god does.

Spaghetti is not fusili.

There was a professor of philosophy there who was a deeply committed atheist. His students were always afraid to argue with him because of his impeccable logic. At the end of every semester, on the last day, he would say to his class "If there anyone here who still believes in Jesus, stand up!" In 20 years, no one had stood up. He would say, "because anyone who does believe in God is a fool. If God existed, he could stop this piece of chalk from hitting the ground and breaking. Such a simple task to prove that he is God, and yet he can't do it." Every year, he would drop the chalk onto the tile floor of the classroom and it would shatter into a hundred pieces. Most of the students were convinced that God couldn't exist.
Well, a few years ago, there was a freshman who happened to get enrolled in the class. He was a Christian, and had heard the stories about this professor. For 3 months that semester, he prayed every morning that he would have the courage to stand up no matter what the professor said or what the class thought. Nothing they said or did could ever shatter his faith.
Finally the day came. The professor said, "If there is anyone here who still believes in God, stand up!" The professor and the class of 300 people looked at him, shocked, as he stood up at the back of the classroom. The professor shouted, "You FOOL!! If God existed, he could keep this piece of chalk from breaking when it hit the ground!" He proceeded to drop the chalk, but as he did, it slipped out of his fingers, off his shirt cuff, onto the pleats of his pants, down his leg, and off his shoe. As it hit the ground, it simply rolled away, unbroken.
The professor's jaw dropped as he stared at the chalk. He looked up at the young man and then ran out of the lecture hall. The young man who had stood up proceeded to walk to the front of the room and share his faith in Jesus for the next half hour. 300 students stayed and listened as he told of God's love for them and of his power through Jesus.

KEK

PRAISE HIM

Ax. 1. {P(φ)∧◻∀x[φ(x)→ψ(x)]} →P(ψ)Ax. 2.P(¬φ)↔¬P(φ)Th. 1.P(φ)→◊∃x[φ(x)]Df. 1.G(x)⟺∀φ[P(φ)→φ(x)]Ax. 3.P(G)Th. 2.◊∃xG(x)Df. 2.φ ess x⟺φ(x)∧∀ψ{ψ(x)→◻∀y[φ(y)→ψ(y)]}Ax. 4.P(φ)→◻P(φ)Th. 3.G(x)→G ess xDf. 3.E(x)⟺∀φ[φ ess x→◻∃yφ(y)]Ax. 5.P(E)Th. 4.◻∃xG(x)

Better yet, prove to yourself that I have a conscious awareness. You can't. You can only accept it in faith because you assume anything is real

Praise!

both Pasta
both come from Italy
Case closed

why didn't the student just say "if God is real, he will make sure that the chalk breaks when it hits the ground"?

This is how the Great Schism started FYI.

Better yet: Prove your god is the right god.

president trump

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>77
>777
holy fuck

kek is with us

Assuming "good" exists

trips give energy to the ancient god of chaos

Anyway, what is exactly a god?

It could be a mental living meme.

Because god would have disproven himself if he let the chalk break

Fusilitholics are not Pastafarian.

praisek

confirmed

You're not owed shit, faggot.
Give god proof that you are real.

We are not real. We are god's tulpas.

But we all touched by His Noodly Appendage

Sure.
Would a formal proof be alright with you? I can provide that.

Reddit go home.

normies disgust me

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>1122111

What more proof you need, family?

I wonder if you are as paralyzed by indecision in other areas of metaphysics, like morality for example.

>DUDE! There are so many systems of morality! How can you be sure yours is the right one? *smiles Jewishly*

You want some proof? How about the overwhelming belief in God or the spirit all throughout human history in every culture no matter how isolated, no you're not better than them.

fuck off normie cuck. Numale faggot

Sit up straight, but dont stress your back. Close your eyes. Breathe deeply, and chant Om 2,000 times. This is called the infinity mantra, and it will show you things.

Well that's fairly simple to an extent. Once you have to connect your cosmology to a specific history it becomes too big an argument to do on Sup Forums.

Either way, still stands.

Speak for yourself.

We blessed tonight. Praise Jesus.

o shit

SHADILAY

Christfags have been searching for 2000 years for proof. Billions of people searching for thousands of years. It is the most exhaustive search in the history of the planet. And the result?

Zero. Not a pinhead of evidence. Nothing.

And that is exactly what you would expect when morons search for something that does not exist.

That's just trips you fucking noob fuck, the GET is the last set of repeating numbers (111)