Does your country have a family?

Does your country have a family?

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>NZ & AUS are touching dicks
gay

Completely natural for baby boys

>England and Scotland are one person

Not unless she's schizophrenic.

no :(
Oh yes, Cyprus.

>homosexuality is natural in children
JUST

WE WUZZ GREEKS, ROMANS AND SHIT

>representing canada as a man
ayy lmao
canada wants that american burger benis

As an Anglo American who has ancestors that came to America before George Washington was even born, I count my kin as family of Britania.

English Scots and Norn Irons

What is your surname? I'll judge your worthiness.

Canada is the gay roman soldier of course. Why are you in my house?

Yeah quebec, belgium, switzerland...Algeria, morroco, tunisia, ivory coast, benin, gabon, congo, mali, niger, senegal...fug

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Desole

Of course countries filled with muslims would imply being represented by a dog as negative.
Go to bed Achmed.

not all of it. wew

>Does your country have a family?

Gay

So glad we are not part of the commonwealth and such insanity is limited to OPs poor education.

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:S awkward

surprised this wasn't a swedish flag

Why did you rape your youngest daughter so hard Britain had to protect her?

Yes

>canada defending anything
We all know their strategy is not fighting in order to win. Come on, OP, you know we are the ones who would save you in your time of need.

Canada should be the dirt under Australias feet.
They have less of a national identity than San Marino.

Why no America in pic related?

>Ireland the dog
Kek

Hang on, why are we the bird and Canada the warrior?

>canada
>armed defender

WHERE'S AMERICA YOU ANGLO FUCK
MUH 1776 ISNT THAT RIGHT BOYS

>Irish dog

My fucking stars

because

dad, you forgot about your most impressive son

fuck off euros canada is ours

Norway is our brother
We banged some hoe together and spawned Iceland and Faroe Islands
We don't know who the father is
Sweden is our degenerate brother; he is no longer welcome
Denmark has yellow fever and sometimes dicks Greenland
Finland is adopted, but everyone knows that since he is asian

Yeah, we've got a nice big family

> be lebanon
> be tiny country of christians and muslims and literally only 98 jews
> have big brother Syria to the East fighting off the ebil imperialists and ISIS
> have brother Palestine in the south covered in this satanic parasite that looks like a hexagon
> uncle Turk in the north reminding us every day about how great he once was
> other uncle Arabia trying to steal all our cool shit
> tfw

KEK

old has been brit

Read some history about Canada's involvement in wars lad. Leaf soldiers are some of the most professional and competent on the planet, given our small size.

DAD, Algeria is trying to steal Muh Western Sahara again!

>no one has posted the best pic yet

Yeah but at least we have a family

That's the most problematic family ever.

Even as a child America looks like he could kick the shit out of his brothers and father. Fuck yea.

There's another version of that floating around with one of the kids holding a potato with an Irish flag

Canada is basically Americas npc companion in all the wars
You basically follow America around and give us decent support but you have good AI and aren't annoying cunts that block doorways.

You're not capable of getting anything done on your own but its better to have you then not have you

sorry senpai

Dun worry wi fix soon

kek
some of our states are bigger than most european countries. we got our own bickering family of states. THE EU is just a shitty imitation of trying to get what we have

I don't want to talk about it.

>You're not capable of getting anything done on your own but its better to have you then not have you
Read up on Canada's involvement in wars desu.

We sent 800 men to Croatia in the 1993 and whiped the floor with 2,500 enemy soldiers with 0 losses on our side

>waits until canada joins war every time

Still projecting eh?

You sure about that?

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I was talking about the Anglo family lad

Ever heard of it?

I used to have a mate years ago who was in the old Argyll and Sutherland Highlanders, infantry reg. When they played rugby, he said the only teams they really feared were the canuck reg teams

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>claiming british victories when Canada didn't even exist

yes
we just all hate eachother

Yep, our loser father who cries at night because he used to be a man
And Our equaly useless and irrelevant brothers

not really a family though is it

So you didnt fight the revolutionary war? What a shit argument

>Canada didn't even exist until 1867
Wrong, Canada did exist, it just wasn't a country at the time.

>that was the British
Using people born and raised in the Canadian colony, whom were still referred to Canadians.

The term Canadian, and calling the place Canada didn't just randomly appear in 1867.

If only you focused on your caribbeans colonies more...

Just laugh at the subhumans from a safe distance friend.

meh Jackson chased the Brits out when he was vastly outnumbered and outclassed with pirates and militias.

he fought with pirates how can you be more badass than that?

We're putting you in a home, old man.

topfuckingkek

No. But we tried.

>too small for the feat and they outnumbered us

The guys who burnt the white house people came straight from Europe, look it up.

Yanks getting BTFO ITT

Spain
Latin America
Guinea equatorial and philippines.

Moortugal is our drunk uncle.

We made Cuba a province, America took it from us in a false flag. We thought America was never going to declare war on us when we helped them in their independence war.
Fuck France
Fuck Napoleon
Fuck Fernando VII

>Japan

My sides

We have absolutely nothing to do with latin america lol.

for men too!

I don't know but there's some land north of Uruguay which speaks Portuguese. Might be a coincidence.

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The argument in the revolutionary war was literally

>we exist as a nation
>no you dont

We won, so we were right.

It's only failed revolutions that happen in states that don't exist.

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i forgot someone

>We have absolutely nothing to do with latin america lol.

Most of the earliest settlers were Spanish and Portuguese; after independence, the most numerous immigrants

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Latin_Americans

australia and NZ should be the two youngest

Why you dont love us daddy?

It was a mix of European-born soldiers and Canadian Anglos who joined them along the way, look it up lad.

But nobody would say they aren't American after independence, assuming the "Brits" we born In one of the Canadas I wouldn't for Canada either.

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>our past territories are family but your current territories aren't
?

Kek

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I only love you and Chile

Dysfunctional is the word you're looking for.

I'm sorry España, tell you what when we annex Mexico we'll give her back to you, maybe you can raise her right this time, Cuba however gets glassed

Family......... i would say all europeans.
But obviously first somekind of this order, 1.spaniards, french, italians, etc..

God dammnit why are we the worst Malcolm brother?

Which doesn't speak fucking spanish. The only one that doesn't, not to mention that most of it is a fucking forest. An insignificance back in the day.

LEL

both reconquista countries are super bad parents.
oh if UK discovered us first.

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