United Airlines

JUST my airline up

someone deliberately put it there to fuck up with united even more.

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>killed by another passenger

rip scorpion, never got to travel the world

why did the passenger kill the husband for?

You'd think security would of found the scorpion in one of the bags.

This makes me worry about bombs n' shiet.

I'm sure it snuck in like those spiders that live inside of bananas.

It was in his nature

Kek

Not all scorpions

It probably boarded the plane while it was on the ground for maintenance somewhere where scorpions live, and traveled around in there for who knows how long before it came down and attacked the passenger.

I can't really say anything until I know what color it was. Also, what color the guy was who got bit. And the other guy that killed the """""attacker""""" of undisclosed race (always suspicious in liberal media).

>Never again will we mishandle a passenger.
>Instead our assault scorpions will see to those who are unruly.

He doesn't want the husband to turn into a zombie, which is usually what happens when someone gets stung by a scorpion.

This is perfect for a Samuel L Jackson movie

It'd be cool if they were that big

>scorpion falls out of luggage compartment
This is hilariously cartoonish for some reason.

they are...thats just a really small man

> would of

Would've. It's short for 'would have'.

Please try use English correctly. This is how Ebonics comes about.

Scorpion was the flight attendan's nickname

>be a born and raised Midwestfag
>visit family in Phoenix
>walk into their kitchen
>fucking scorpion just chilling out in the middle of the floor
>freak the fuck out, run back into the living room screaming with my arms flailing above my head
>everyone looks at me like I'm a fag

How can people live in a place where seeing shit like that is a common occurrence?

the fuckers drop out of trees and hide in your shoes too

>he thinks airport security does jack shit

lel

actually you do sound like a bitch

what kind of grown ass man runs around flailing his arms around after he sees a fucking scorpion?

An anime fan from the Midwest, apparently.

I'm a scorpion pew pew

woop woop wooop

>She said her husband shooed the scorpion off his tray and it landed in the aisle, catching the attention of a nearby passenger who cried, "Oh my god, that's a scorpion."

OH MY GOD