express.co.uk
>"Nearby nuclear weapons testing from the Kim Jong-un regime could trigger an eruption as rumblings could upset lava beneath the surface, scientists have previously stated."
ITT we meme NK's 6th nuclear test (in ~1hr) into triggering nearby SUPERVOLCANO
It takes months, maybe even years to gather the needed amount of meme magic to make an event such as this happen.
Fuck off.
WWIII will happen if my post will have doubles
It's over
ARE THEY GONNA FUCKING DO IT OR NOT?! FUCK
there will be no more happenings here. thankfully, you are all no longer in control.
>meme magic
cringe as fuck
I'll will it. Cycle of death and rebirth nigga. Time to die.
Changbaishan/Pektu/Baitushan could definitely erupt soon.
>mfw Kek solves global warming with volcanic winter
kek, I question thus
So fucking close.
Would have been badass. I know someone who is studying the volcano.
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N O T H I N G W I L L H A P P E N
Rolling for NK stormtrooper
God of chaos, if you truly want chaos then make that volcano erupt.
WWIII is now.
Perhaps you have lost your faith friend.
Your 7 is wasted.
You are an embarrassment to kek.
What do you think we've been building up to?
Brexit, Trump, Pewdiepie naming the jew, Moabs...
It's all been training for bigger and bigger.
North Korea is going down, but not before they unleash all their intel on the jews trying to control our societies as revenge, onto the internet.
any commander pls
fuggg
>scientists have previously stated
>scientists
A bunch of idiots.
t. Geologist
>express.co.uk
>Now, new studies show that the eruption could eject far more sulphur into the atmosphere than previously thought, which could devastate life on Earth
>sulphur
fuggin Wurmbwood :DD
You must believe it's a possibility? The NK nuclear test site is quite close to the supervolcano and it will be a very powerful nuke this time.
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rol
Numerics affirm rain of fire
Holy fuck they did it, god help us all
>7
>numerics
D U B I O U S
U
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ah shit
Coughing fit, pants of shi-
That movie was pretty bad.
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>NK tests nuke
>triggers volcano
>US invades
>China decides they had enough of their shit and helps US invade for better deals
>at same time, SK attacks
>Japan piles on to get rid of the threat of getting nuked
Wrong, it was a blast
Super nuclear volcano when
AYE
>8
>8
>shi-
fuck you buddy, are you in on this?
Never.
NK will gorge on its clay
Here we go
Cherrio
mt Paektu isn't a supervolcano fyi... it's just strong enough to blot out China for some time
NICE TRIPLE
What have you done!
No. Such a feat is beyond mortal men
rollerino
I have been blessed
>888
What did Lord Kek mean by this?
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I hope I roll American
>TFW YOU KNOW MEDIA HAS BEEN REPORTING SOMETHING THEY WERE TOLD, JUSTIFYING WHEN HAARP IS USED AND CAUSES THE SUPERVOLCANO TO ERUPT
The rich Russian was cool.
if trple 7 kek is real and ww3 will start tomorow
sauccccceeeee
KEK END OUR MORTAL EXISTANCE
if matching digits the explosion causes anime to become real
re-roll
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if matching digits the explosion causes bleak 90s anime to become real
re-re-roll
Lets get started
Please tell me who this is.
kek told me to post something here
wwiii will always happen. question is when
>le meme magiks xD
kill yourself
Heaven brings forth innumerable things to nurture man.
Man has nothing good with which to recompense Heaven.
Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill.
The sauce, we need it
>Puts up with his gold digging whore of a girlfriend despite how obvious it is that she wants the pilot and not him
>Finally ditches her since he's not the type to be cucked by other men
>He's depicted as the "asshole" of the film
>She gives him the finger as she sneaks on board the ark, thinking he (and his kids) were being left behind to drown
>Audience cheers for her
Annoying to be honest
If my post has digits nuke tests will triger eruption of supervolcano and smoke will block air traffic for years in south east asia
Fug
reroll
Berlin nuked as well.
>Yfw God is unleashing is judgement on North Korea and this is the end for them.
The digits rise.
Checked
So ended my plan of overseas travel.
Just do it, kek.
Praise kek lads
>be Easter
>north Korea launches nukes causing global fallout
>super volcano erupts signaling the apocalypse
>the war of armageddon begins and the second coming of Christ happens
My body is ready
>>witnessed
>>Checked
Rolling
You found the chink in my armour.
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Fuck supervolcanos and fuck seoul people.
NK will fall
Kek wills it
Re-roll
It didn't happen boys. The deadline has passed. Kim pussed out. Once again no happening.
rollan
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With the power of digits we will roast some gooks!
shiiiiiiiiiiittttt
DAHNALD
I'M ON A MISSION TO ACTIVATE THE VOLCANIGATES
If numbers are consecutive, shit hits the fan 15/04/2017
Mfw Kim is just bluffing
Need an info here, when is nuke test happening exactly ?
Kiddys
If dual numbers then Best Korea launches a nuclear attack on the West Coast from a fleet of secret submarines
You're literally cancer.
>MUH MEME MAGIC SECRET CLUB!
Fuck off back to pleddit
>filename
kek
Well done.