GET in here North Korean TV live stream

GET in here North Korean TV live stream

Go into VLC media player
Ctrl + N
Paste - mms://121.167.43.161/chosun
Then hit play

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youtube.com/watch?v=5pYnGUfIamo
youtube.com/watch?v=H1o4B9SWrX4
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Television_in_North_Korea
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_North_Korean_television_series
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

youtube.com/watch?v=5pYnGUfIamo

i would appreciate a non-autistic normal link to click on.

>ITS THE DAY OF THE SUN

A FUCKING TREE

youtube.com/watch?v=5pYnGUfIamo

come on man, just let me enjoy the comfy broadcast. Why do you have to be so mean wth man

sorry :(

If it's in Korean, why the fuck would I care?

I no wan dye pls no kill me nord korea no nuke plz

to see the missle launch American pig scum

>bright colors
>martial music
>classical musical
>demonstrations
>waifus in traditional garb
>Dear Leader doing everyday things
>Nuclear Test any time
>The voices sound very important and dramatic
>ITS THE DAY OF THE SUN

Now now britbro, he represents just a small percentage of "scum"-bro. Never assume, m8. After all, would it be accurate to assume that all peoples from Engerland have the clap and rotten foul teeth? No, user, it would not.

Why are we getting in a war with North Korea? It's such a beautiful country and they seem to have their shit together.

>mfw Sup Forums would rather go to war with a peaceful nation than with a bloodthirsty dictator that gasses civilians

They really need to have just a 2 second image of Kim getting head from some NK qt in this intro....

May as well see what North Korea has going on in case they don't exist in 24 hours

...

>tfw Korean qts are genocided in the upcoming war

>North Korea peaceful
All propaganda films are like this....Look at governor and mayor election videos for fuck sake....I saw our Mayor in one of his campaign vids standing next to the pyramids and shaking hands with albino Swahilis. I live in fucking Colorado, bro!

When does CSI Pyongyang come on?

there are no Korean qt's you dumb shylock.
its all just copious amounts of plastic surgery.

According to Google Translate, she just mentioned " atlas over chief of mars twenty one pilots left leader sad so sad break leaf neck on clock". Anyone know what that supposed to mean?

It's the same shit every single day for decades

North Korea unironically blows

discord?

Let me get on this real quick and help you guys understand what's going on.
t. Korean linguist

if triple 7 kek is real and ww3 will start tomorow

almost

>implying

Also, this live stream is reminding me of when I used to watch Libyan TV during the Libyan civil war. NK is the last communist nation, im gonna miss those wacky weirdos.

>inb4 NK becomes infested SJW pink-haired hambeasts

lies.

just kill me

>tfw twenty one pilots broke up

Never use Google translate. Go to naver.com then find 사전 (dictionary) the. Find above that search bar 영어 (english) and put that in therr

You don't really have to speak the language to know what they're saying

>Korea is beautiful, thank you dear leader, our agriculture system definitely works this time

etc

No, you have to live.

Well for me it's good prqctice. North Korean is much harder to understand than South korean. This is good for me and my training.

This is pretty comfy desu

I will bring you back from the far realm, brother!

This is better than any TV in the West.

i want to end my miserable life

And we are back.

what is the newscaster saying? he sounds happy desu. any koreabros to translate?

What the fuck am I watching?

You have to have thick bark around here.

Give me a sec I'm loading it up

Daily reminder that North Corea truly is Best Corea - it wasn't a meme. North Corea is a bastion of light, protecting the Corean people from the satanic death cult ruling in the South.

Glorious Day of the Sun, user.

\[T]/ PRAISE THE SUN

...and that little microphone is really pissing me off for some reason

Sure. Not knowing anything about the language, the NK it sounds very old-timey. But the gist of their tv channel is nothing but revolutionary babble right? Do they ever say anything surprising?

He's talking about 인민간 (their army) and Kim il-sung right now
He's mentioning the army specifically and spot of names that have no meaning to me that they're recognizing, from low to high ranks

better than fox and cnn

Sorry, would you like 6 ad breaks an hour and some jewish sitcoms?

okay sorry :(

It's al fun and games but since I can't understand a word of Korean it's as informative as listening to the quacking of ducks.

>mfw I haven't learned the official language of WW3

It feels good to watch TV without #Hastags and Follow Us On Facebook all over the place for once.

>do they ever say anything surprising?
Probably not more than once unless they're Dear Leader

You can die once you steal Trump's butthole

youtube.com/watch?v=5pYnGUfIamo

For those who have a shitty connection with vlc

Mentioning their people cooperating to achieve things. Showing off their scenery a bit. This is level 2-2+ stuff so it's a bit hard.

this is boring

These are researchers talking about weather
This is literally a weather report

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

WTF ARE THESE BATTLE PLANS?

not happening

Weather reports. Low and high pressure systems influence causing rain fog

youtube.com/watch?v=H1o4B9SWrX4

I know, our multicultural 24/7 BLACKED diversity programming is so much more stimulating.

Claimed for refugee waifu

storm system. Jesus kys

The dude clearly read a list of names before this break.

Wait, why are we watching NKTV?

top kek

Just so you guys dont tbink im making shit up

>spirits have shown me
Cringe

The newscaster said that. They changed to these women now and they talked about weather

it's /comfy/

Waiting for kaboom

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Television_in_North_Korea

At least they have a sports channel now.

Only having a couple of Communist Party infomercials to watch for all those decades. It must be maddening.

Although that's a very good point.

Probably a weather map

15 more minutes til the test probably.

>ching cchong
>eeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>eeeeeeeeeeeeee

TANKS IN 30 MINUTES

Is this going to be about a tree all day long??

translation

>general advice on how to survive innawoods, given by NK secretary of defence and TV hostess. Also general instructions on how to access the NK bunkers and tunels

so its actually HAPPENING???

Well you will need to know if you need a umbrella when you are out fighting WW3.

>probably.
I cant stand being teased any more

Will an umbrella stop artillery rounds or nukes? Im flying to korea tomorrow to study there

Why is everybody LARPing in this thread? Oh, aren't you so cute you think it's happening.

Are they going to broadcast the parade?

But they don't broadcast the kabooms, they just put out a news bulletin about them after the fact.

translation

>check these digits

Aw she's so cute and passionate

Are you afraid fellow Nihon-jin ?

Some of their TV series are nice. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_North_Korean_television_series

>"Common Sense": included the five episode series "lets trim our hair in accordance with the socialist lifestyle"
kek

I promise you I'm not larping. I've roughly learned 4000ish Korean words since last year at this school and I can legit understand this is say at least 50 to 60%

hello fellow hanguk gaijin

They're just talking about these houses and features of em and thanked Kim for them and how they use natural light and etc

Well it wasn't by choice per se. I wanted to be a linguist and was assigned to learn korean.

>it's so funny
>One of the world's longest running comedy shows ever
I have to see this

ummm congratulations?