I wonder how illegal these are in the US

I wonder how illegal these are in the US

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So illegal that I don't even know what it is.

maxillegal

I wonder how illegal these are in the CA

Where can I buy one of those? the little one are like 2 euros here, that shit would be fucking expensive

Like swat team illegal

Most places have 1 unisex bathroom somewhere

about as illegal bagged milk. wtf even is that shit leaf

Às illegal as a full automatic baby killer with a 100 round clip.

It's a choke grenade.
Apparently it's banned because your kids couldn't see the difference between the chocolate itself and the prize it has inside.

>M.O.A.E

Not at all

I dont know, it was from gram grams

they're legal now, actually.

Kinder isn't illegal in the us anymore .

About as illegal as dissent is in Canada

That's a yuge buttplug.

Damn. I guess you learned you don't swallow them whole like a fucking python

Not that illegal, my local 7-11 has been selling it all month long.

OP looks underage.

>your kids couldn't see the difference between the chocolate itself and the prize it has inside
We didn't make a specific law banning kinder eggs. They just happen to fall under our existing laws which state that you cannot sell food if it contains something inedible.
Kinder eggs aren't so special that they get their own law.

No US citicen has self contro, capitalism destroyed it

>be Americlapper
>check amzon for forbidden eggs
>reviews say they taste like shit German chocolate

Just a skeleton in his jammies

wats in it

show us the toy !!!!!

Neat. I got michael bay

well i've never heard of it until now so im assuming its super illegal.

Whatever it is, put it in your butt.

Stick the sword down your urethra

fully semi automatic

Now is not the time for sounding. That's for Sup Forums

Go to Sup Forums and stick it down your urethra

Did you even have to build that? Fuck that shit man the toys are such garbage now

they should be illegal

KIDS COULD FUCKING DIE CHOKING ON THE TOYS INSIDE OF THEM WHAT KIND OF FUCKING IDIOT PUTS TOYS IN FOOD

morons i swear

blogs.babycenter.com/mom_stories/3-year-old-dies-after-choking-on-kinder-surprise-egg/

Thats a big redpill

A crackhead told me yesterday that you aren't allowed to cross the American border with Kinder Eggs because crackheads like to keep their crack in the little plastic capsules.

It's a nunchuck. It's Michelangelo. Come on man, know your TMNTs.

Oh wow, look at that amazing quality, we sure are missing out aren't we?

if a child managed to choke to death on this, they really deserved it

only in Toronto faggot but lets hope come the day of the leaf they just capture Toronto and liberate the rest of us from its massive faggotry

Preach. You from the prairies too?

competition took them out. chocking hazard is bullshit

>american chocolate contains butyric acid, the compound that gives vomit its strong odour

top fat

have you ever seen one? the case was bullshit!

Stop talking shit you hick retards. I live in Toronto and I have never seen a unisex bathroom.

BC here,have i got a wild ride for you

Is that one of Assad's hidden chemical weapon containers?

No proven deaths, where did you read that? Three incidents of reports non conclusive

You should see modern D&D minis. They're triple the price they were back in the good ol' days and a third of the quality. Depressing senpai.

the Eggs are, arent they? But the "Maxis" "buenos" and etc arent.

BTA is really good for you

t. Reese Hersheystein

>not Raphael
Go shoot up a mosque, this is an outrage.

Search for butyric acid food. It's all fitness shit and how to increase your intake

>waaaaaaah mummy it's not my favorite turtle