In this thread you are Satan, you must specifically list out everything you would do to lead the masses astray, pervert the message of God and damn as many souls of humanity as you possibly can. Your restrictions/abilities are:
>Complete physical and psychological manipulation but only to the faithless. >Ubiquitous. >Cannot physically intervene only through indirect methods. >Can weave plots from the earliest days of the world to the current. >Can tempt and mentally assail the faithful and unfaithful by any psychological means EG: Playing on peoples fear, instilling hatred, etc. >Commanding thousands of fallen angels to provoke the aforementioned.
>Complete physical and psychological manipulation but only to the faithless. >Ubiquitous. >Cannot physically intervene only through indirect methods. >Can weave plots from...well ~200 years ago >Can tempt and mentally assail the faithful and unfaithful by any psychological means EG: Playing on peoples fear, instilling hatred, etc. >Commanding thousands of fallen angels to provoke the aforementioned.
Boy all this is sounding reaaaaaaaaaaaal familiar, I wonder ((((((((((why)))))))))).
Jackson Rivera
The Jews will do the rest
Carter Baker
I would convince one tribe at random that I'm God and they're my favorite one.
Parker Lopez
>follow god without looking at empirical facts >stray away further from the human condition >look at a doctrine many thousands of years out of date and many orders of magnitude weaker than science. >make this thread
Dylan Edwards
do nothing. sloth has the best end game. you see every christian expects some guy to show up and preform miracles and lead humanity astray then jesus shows up and beats him down
so you do nothing. sit back and play legend of zelda breath of the wild and fap to 2d. jesus wont be able to resist helping people and eventually he will preform a miracle and be thought of as the anti christ
the entire road map god lays out hinges on evil wanting to win but fails to realize the easiest path to victory is doing nothing for the light bringer
Blake Morgan
/thread
Luis Fisher
I'd go back in time to the Jurassic period and plant dinosaur bones so people think that the earth is over 6000 years old. I'd also plant loads of fossils to make it seem like evolution is real.
Alexander Wood
>"Oy vey goy, there is NOTHING to be afraid of. We are living in a tremendous peacetime period in the west with abundance of food, money and commodities. Your feelings of misery and loneliness come from guilt you have from you being so well off from the exploitation of minorities conducted by your ancestors. Just be tolerant and don't be provoked by those DUMB racists, goy. Everything is going well, Swedish GDP is actually improving since they started accepting more immigration, and economies of EU countries are seeing tremendous rise in the current year, especially from so many educated women these days entering workforce and perform high-skilled labour. (((We))) will make sure you will live a comfortable life until you get fat and happy together with your romantic partner, just make sure you don't forget to pay the reparations for those 6 million, and make sure to secure the existance of Your Greatest Ally!"
Julian Bennett
Not religious, but modern "Science" is so far away from what science should be - An impartial, undogmatic view of the world. Most modern scientists are extremely involved in dogma, namely materialism. It's a damn shame
Mason Wilson
Reported for hate speech
Enjoy jail goy
Kayden Reed
it is a damn shame
Jace Perez
...
Parker Wilson
>Call the faithful heretics >Subtly guide the institutions of the faith astray >Work to blur the lines between reality and fiction, man and beast, etc >Actively encourage and reward socially corrosive behavior >Preform miracles for groups of influential sickos in order to get them to enact more destruction Wew, guess I'm Shiva now
Joseph Sullivan
Do (((they))) even exist in your neck of the woods. I can't name a single (((one))) and that's REALLY saying something, as I can name a fucking (((Venezuelan))) and a couple (((New Zealanders)))
Samuel Nguyen
Compare all of that to the current situation.
Nathaniel Butler
I would reveal myself to the world. Get my own television show and show off my magical powers. Cure people's cancer if they kneel and swear fealty to me.
Joshua Bennett
I'm not brainstorming for you, CIA. Don't be lazy. Come up with your own shit instead of cribbing off of Sup Forums.
David Fisher
Fill the world with kittens.
Robert Roberts
>I would make make everyone think that their wife was cheating on them with the mailman. This would lead to mass-killing of mailmen, as a result the infrastructure of package and mail delivery would be thwarted until all package delivery services were bankrupted. With online shopping a thing of the past, people are once again forced back out in to the world to buy everything and if it isn't in their area: tough luck.
>Riots dominate the nation as lazy consumerism is hampered, spoiled people demand a solution and I breed the ultimate entrepreneur to found a new company based on drone delivery of packages.
>It succeeds and soon drones deliver everything from groceries to books to furniture. The West is like a lazy utopia, that is until I give Order 666 and the drones turn on their human masters, slaughtering them with their spinny blades and using their GPS to coordinate air strikes from fellow drones like a team of killer bees using pheromones.
>The infrastructure of the west is absorbed and used to build more killer drones until they swarm the whole world, slaughtering everyone on Earth except for Richard Dawkins and 10000 Somali pirates.
Aiden Sullivan
Nice try, Satan.
Think up your own ideas.
Henry Davis
Tempt stupid elites to rape and murder children in the myth they can make themselves achieve immortality because of it. Offer them money and power, then torture them for eternity for their sins and mistakes.
Jonathan Reyes
I'd just get people to slowly rewrite the bible until it's unrecognizable from it's original state, leading to a godless christianity.
Cameron Cook
Continued. Start my own religion so everything is tax free. Hire PR firms to call anyone that criticizes me a bigot. Make campaign contributions to powerful democrats, buy stock in Disney, hire dozens of lawyers.
Robert Cook
Precisely user.
Brandon Hall
Why does Satan look like Obama?
Ian Lee
i would deceive the enemies of the jews with a semitic ideology, telling them to forsake the prosperity of their own nations for "salvation" in a false afterlife. i would tell them they are born flawed and guilty, and that only this semitic ideology can give them the "salvation". i would promote the idea that only my semitic ideology is the truth, and that any competing beliefs that might encourage the enemies of the jews to fight back are dangerous, leading them into a different false afterlife of eternal "suffering".
in this way i would enslave billions, and i would lead the jews into turning against their own tribal god by helping me to do it. i would corrupt both them and their enemies in a single blow.
many of you here have already fallen to my deceit.
Easton Rivera
I would KEK
Brody Campbell
I'd convince the world I didn't exist.
And then, like that, I'm gone.
Luke Diaz
>he thinks science and religion both try to explain the same thing and contradict each other per definition
What's it like living with negroid-level IQ? Can you open cans and stuff?
Landon Rogers
Normalize the sin of witchcraft by calling it "science".
Seriously though I'm having a mini freakout here because I haven't been able to find a clear biblical definition of what exactly witchcraft is that wouldn't include the very technology our civilization is founded on.
I mean what the fuck is "divination' anyway? What separates it from making predictions based on statistics? I mean if math is the language of the universe, and the working of "magic" is typically attributed to knowing the "true" names of things and spells require the use mystical language, how the hell wouldn't the use of statistics be a form of divination and thus verboten?
This shits spooky man.
Jayden Smith
Which you know from firsthand experience in the scientific community right? Because you read science journals and follow the progress of science academia, right? You're not just regurgitating a aunt-on-facebook meme, right?
Cameron Jackson
serious users please sage and report this Sup Forums tier shit
Joshua Lee
I would tell a murderous Rabbi named Shawul that I was really muh Jebus and that actually I and God had made a huge mistake and that he needed to correct the record and get everyone to ignore the festival feasts, circumcision, and other means to enter Gods home.
Then maybe a few centuries later do the same thing with a similar guy named Mohammad just for good measure. To make absolutely certain that almost nobody would ever get to heaven.
Exodus 22:18 - Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
Aiden Rodriguez
materialism gives results. Until someone finds a manufacturing process that relies heavily on faith and prayer, that's not going to change.
Dominic Cruz
>Do pretty much all of the above AND... >Make progressive science the appeal to authority and make it inherently nihilistic. >Center public schools around progressive science and make it the federal standard to have this shit ingrained since 1st grade. >Mfw when this is exactly what is happening.
>divide the people >turn them against their religions >create persecution complexes for every facet of life >exploit human insecurity >dilute objective scientific fact based education with ''moral'' agendas >long-term plots to turn man against man
William Thomas
I didn't attack science, I attacked materialism. It's basically dogma for scientists.
Camden Gonzalez
>Encouage atheism >Encourage Communism/Socialism >Encourage Drug use >Attack the family structure >Attack the Idea of law >Support sexual perversion and homosexuality >Support Abortion >Encourage my followers to be teachers and public servants
Isaiah Barnes
Convince people to worship me by telling them I'm their friend, while simultaneously threatening them with eternal torture if they don't. Tell them they can only worship me by admitting they are worthless and that anything they can do on their own is worse than worthless, and irrelevant in the long run because I will eventually come and destroy everything they have built (An event I tell them to look forward to more than anything). Give them institutions that routinely protect and advance my chosen representatives on Earth while simultaneously destroying their own countries, such as by enforcing preferential banking laws and beating down those who seek to advance their own people's knowledge and power. Siphon energy from centuries of intense worship through multiple cults (Which weaken each other through constant conflict), and make that energy available to my Chosen to advance their own aims. Teach the greatest hatred possible against the being my Chosen title "Enemy" (To the point of making it the translation of their very word) - When a leader who studies this Enemy arises to challenge my Chosen, do the same to him. Lead the people who followed him into weakness and indolence, then replace them with a more fanatically devoted cult. Still manage to fuck up enough that people start to see through the facade. Hope and pray that they don't wake up further. angelfire.com/wizard/pixie666/RTR_English.html
Juan Williams
So would you say there can be no light without dark?
Luis Fisher
If those were my goals? I'd just try to keep the current American system rolling along as long as possible. Ruin nature, fuck up society, disenfranchise the majority while giving everything to a few rich sociopaths, invade everyone's privacy, etc. I don't think you could design a more evil system than the one we already have.
