FLORIDIANS

WHILE THE REST OF THE COUNTRY WORRIES ABOUT BULLSHIT LIKE BLACK PEOPLE AND MEXICANS, WE HAVE A LARGER IMMIGRATION ISSUE GOING ON IN OUR GREAT GUNSHINE STATE.

NEW YORKERS/FAGGOTS FROM NEW JERSEY

WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO WITH THESE FUCKERS. YOU CANT MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT ANYTHING WITHOUT THEM TALKING ABOUT NEW YORK.

TYPICAL CONVERSATION WITH A NEW YORKER:
>Hey man wanna get some pizza?
>YO MAN UP IN NEW YOOOARK WE HAD THE BEST PIZZA YO I DONT KNOW IF I CAN EAT THIS PIZZA YO NEW YOOOARK
>hey man it's getting a lil chilly
>YO MAN IN NEW YOOOARK WE HAD SNOW ONE TIME I TOOK A PISS OUTSIDE AND IT GOT STUCK TO MY LEG NEW YOOOARK IS SO CRAZY MAN

WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO?

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Palm Coast here... Fucking hate north east fags.
A lot of them go to south florida hence the blue counties down there but I doubt they will ever turn Florida away from guns

DONT WORRY, CUBANS ARE RED PILLED AND FUCK MORE AND MAKE MORE BABIES THAN CRUSTY NEW YORKERS

Remember seeing some old fuck getting hit by a car in a full parking lot where people were fighting over a spot. One of the guys in the cars got out and started yelling YOU HIT FAWTHAAA.
Its fun to watch North Easteners get butthurt.

YOU HIT MY FAWTHAAA*

In the Tampa area, have to deal with those faggot and shitty leafs ruins this great state. I swear leafs are dumb as fuck. I understand why they have a nanny state now, left alone the average leaf will try to pet an alligator or get stuck in and fight the rip current. Fuck em all.

I suggest we weaponize alligators. Feed them since hatching nothing but raw new yorkers screaming "EYEM WAALKING ERE". This is to get them accustomed to the taste and sensation of eating northeasters. we have to start them off by only feeding them toddlers, then 1st graders and so on until they are 2 years old. After that, put a saddle on those fuckers and use them to rightfully take the entire eastern coast, or as i call it greater north florida. We just need to get the cubans on our side and we're fucking golden. They can use their santeria to help tame our beautiful reptiles.

>Leafs everywhere.

Tampa Bay here. I know that feeling. They fucking suck on the Express!

We need another civil war

I prefer jihadists to New Yorkers.

Hate to say it but i'm one of them, moved to Palm beach when I was 8 from New York. Is their any redemption?

and least the one fucking terrorist we've had here recently killed fags. Northeasterns' won't even help me hang a nigger. That's just a lack of common courtesy

Depends, how many times are you inclined to scream "EYEM WAHLKAN EER"? If under 4 times a day, you can still recieve electroshock to cure that shit. anymore than that and theres no going back

As long as you aren't liberal and assimilate to the Florida way of life you'll be fine.

North Jersey is shit, but as a Jersey goy, I can say without a shadow of doubt, FUCK NEW YORKERS! THEY COME TO JERSEY IN THE SUMMER FOR THE BEACH AND SHIT UP THE SHORE WORSE THAN YOUR AVERAGE NIGGER!

jersey guy here, fuck north jersey

>the Florida way of life

Huh?

NC here. I feel your pain Florida bros.

It's basically an extension of NY, especially Newark.

Fuck NY niggas and their pet rats

Tampa here also, seriously though we have so many nignogs and muslims. I see signs in Arabic sprouting up all over the damn place.

Feed northern scum some flakka and set em loose in the swamp.

>New Yorkers/New Jersey
Issue is the Cubans/other islander niggers and Jews.

NC here too, cheked

Fucking libs ruined their state now they cime here

>it's 2017
>people still haven't figured out that Florida needs to be nuked
>even Bugs Bunny had the sense to saw that useless state off the map and let its degeneracy float out to sea

snowbirds please die

Of course you have fucking places like Lakewood in South Jersey, so it's not much better.

Largo here. Guidos confirmed. GOD DAMN these New York and Jersey kike fuckers. Clogging up my commute. Fuck these assholes.

> nice publix Pepe. Saved to Dank Memes folder

Why are publix Chocolate chip cookies so good?

Yeah, i've seen them too. Nabraska Ave is looking shittier by the week day with nigs. Ybor is full of Muslims all the time now.

>tfw live in (((boca raton)))
New Yawk jews are the worst

Nothing beats the key lime pie.

I'm in the panhandle. We don't have NE liberals, we have North American Pavement Apes (NAPAs) in droves. We still managed to vote red in the last election though.

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That's why you never go to Ybor. Unless you need cheap Swedish furniture. And a shank to the kidneys. But then again
> meatballs

is there a difference between jews and new yorkers?

We need to start breeding alligators at an unprecedented rate. Northerners couldn't handle this, I've seen it, they freak out even at the tiny gators.

Uses a nigger as a example and lol its Miami. Most white Floridians are very good people. Country Floridians are the some of the nicest people ive ever met

>Florida wanders the sea until it hits Australia.

Lots of trannies there, degeneracy in general. There's even that dindu that asks to lick people's shoes

that's premarital bange

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>Getting shanked

Yeah, that's the way down there. But you're right about the Meatballs. Truthfully I stopped caring to go because parking is shit and always has been, other than the fact that is looks like a Mosque headquarters now.

feed them to gator

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>be me
>live in moorsville
>all Indians
>only whites on street
>contemplate suicide

Trannies confirmed. And holy shit the weird shoe lick guy. He likes to hang out near that tattoo shop by The Amp. Speaking of degeneracy...

> The Amp

I have never been to Publix or Florida in 15 years but Publix Pepe always makes me laugh for some reason.

I only heard about that shoe licking guy, and it's creepy knowing he exists.

Indians aren't that bad though, could be much worse. My neighbors are Indians and Guatemalans and I'm just thankful they are nogs. At least they are hard working and mostly respectful.

Isn't it mostly just old jews looking for a place to die moving in?

I've heard one of the past mayors of Ybor used to wear sheer see-through clothing allot at Ybor events, I'm not sure if this is true or not though. (Not even sure there's a mayor of Ybor)

I go to FSU and I was in my Jewish professor from New York's office. His other Jew friend walked in and they started talking about being Jews from Northeast and how lonely it was in the deep south. They said they had to work on changing the culture but the food was good. It made me very angry.

I moved to Boca Raton like 3 years ago and all the people I see are Northeast transplant or their kids. Is there any Floridan native in South Florida area? It seems people are either from Northeast or Cuba/Haiti

Death's waiting room indeed. It's changed a lot since the 90s. A lot more younger people have moved down here. We're the 3rd most populated state now from a report I read.

Tampa has too many leaves.

NC here
Yankees already turned several counties into liberal shitholes. The OBX in summer is nothing but entitled cunts from NJ and PA screaming at servers and vacation rental people. Asheville is now one huge hipster joke. Pinehurst is where the financially disabled New Yorker comes to be able to fake being rich still. We need state border guards and stringent laws regarding who is allowed to move here.

Trying to research now, yeah I think it was bullshit. Nvm

Only visually.
New Yorkers are Goyim with implanted Jewish brains.

I have a fantasy of genociding all Northerners in South Florida. They all deserve a slow death.

Disgusting. I'm in NC so I know the the plague of locusts that are younger yankees all too well.

Fucking northeners ruined I4

las vegas here. we had a casino mildly catch fire last night, a tanker truck release thousands of gallons of fuel leading to the i-15 to be nearly 100% standstill for several miles, and just for kicks, someone wrecked during that time before one of the busiest off ramps in the city. today.

Pretty much.
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There is no mayor of Ybor. Unless you count show licking guy or Python guy.Or all the god damn chickens running around. What's up with that anyway?

You faggots keyed my car even though I live there 5 out of 12 months of the year because I have Pennsylvania plates.

Fuck your state.

Passaic in the house!
North Jersey is Best Jersey!

Florida - where we send our old folks to die.

i fucking love publix subs

Your are our playground floridians. The whole world sees you as Disneyland and nothing more. At least in New Jersey they don't put up with a leafs crap.

*You're

fuck off leaf
and stop renting literally only grand caravans

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i fucking love publix subs.

happy birthday, kinda

I work in south St. Pete. I want to kill myself,

Side note: Florida is america's asshole. I've been here for 6 years via Nashville. This place is a shit hole. For some reason people think this place is paradise because muh beaches. It isn't. If you could take middle Mississippi and drop it by the beach it would be Florida

This would be comfy desu

Christ. I'm sorry lad. That place is fucking awful

but isnt new jersey, especially atlantic city, the place where dreams go to die?

From PA but lived in other parts of the south too. Voted for trump, have concealed carry. Also confined to the filthy Liberal Triangle. Can i stay?

that doesnt sound terrible

>tfw work at a golf course and have transplants and snow birds around 24/7
Also who /publix/ here

Can't you go bother California? You're terrible drivers, and make traffic just being around.

New Yorker here. Currently living in northern New Jersey. Hating every minute of it, looking for a way to get out of the Tri-State hellhole. My parents are nearing retirement age and bought a condo in Ft. Lauderdale. I tried to convince them not to, because they would end up retiring around the same shithead asshole New Yorkers we lived with our entire lives. But you guys have nice beaches and no state income tax. At least when they register to vote there they will add 2 more Republican votes to the overwhelmingly Democratic Broward County, represented by Debbie Wasserman Schultz.

>nashville

Move some where else.

>NEW YORKERS/FAGGOTS FROM NEW JERSEY

I am sorry for your loss. Kikes from Long Island, Jersey, and Brooklyn are the worst kikes in America.

do they do this everywhere? every new yorker i've met in my travels always talks about new york like it's magical. I've been 3 times, had fun but would never go back. it sucks.

>Haitians vs. Abos

Clearly you've never been to the most backwards inbred nigger state known as Mississippi

Another Tampa user here. I'm so fucking glad the leafs are starting to go back. Fuck those cheap pieces of shit.

St petefag here, oh god save me everyone here is a nigger or a degenerate

Born in Florida, live in NYC. Most of my family still lives down there though. Florida is probably the most degenerate shithole in America. Guidos are the least of your problems.

We're colonizing your redneck shitholes and taking your women. if you're lucky we will give you keystone beer on your reservation.

Fucking Snowbird bastards. They can freeze up there for all I care. They need to go the fuck home and never come back.

Lmao

Nashville is the best little/big city in the South.

Person from upstate new york here.

The people moving to florida from new york are all "retired" government employees. State employees and teachers who run off with their retirements to states where they pay no state income tax.

I put "retired" in quotes because even they no longer show up for work, they still draw a tax payer funded paycheck. They never put a dime into their own retirements.

They are the people responsible for the $8,000 per year property taxes we pay around here.

And you should execute anyone who claims to be from new york.

Right then and there.

The very livelihood of you state depends upon it.

This guy knows what's up

I wish Norks would nuke St. Pete and Gulfport

>Asheville
>Hipster
It's pretty much just fat fucks from Atlanta spending their weekends getting plastered at a craft brewery. Plus a bunch of retirees. Hipster-era Asheville died in the 2000's.