/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - FREQUENT FLYER EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

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THIS IS A ONE OFF. NEW OP WILL BE NEEDED

ROBERT IS GOD

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>yet another public urination

Good morning Roberts

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Good morning, check your keys.

Small friendly dog. Pray for puppy.

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>SMOL FRIENDLY DOGGO CONFIRMED

Good morning, Robert, check yo keys.

that looks good bro. still learnin Gimp. barely started messin with it couple nights ago. i think i went a bit too much with this. coulda left the waves out. but the ambient stream had a PCP vibe goin while i was dickin around with it

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Robert, you can respond to 6% of a crimes in mega cit... Chicago, choose wisely.

Also, keys.

A little less wavy distortion?

>Ehh...we'll ride back over there, I guess. It's just the same old thing, people hanging out in the street.

yea i will dick around this weekend with it. i work like 60 hrs a week so i dont get much time for other shit. how do you add shit like you did with the Robert. just import as a layer??

I don't use GIMP. All of the edits I do are from web-based programs and literally an MS Paint equivalent.

yea the wavy distortion i think is a bit much. tried to use other blur tools to blend the wall with the black and white but it didnt do well so i settled on the waves.

you got a graphics pad or you using a mouse?

it's hard to make out a lot of what's being said on this radio.

Good luck, mate. Persistence!

they have had radio issues all damn day. earlier it just went full static retard.

cant argue with that double double. ty Robert

Some officers keys are stuck open or opening accidently, some radios are shit. Surprisingly a lot of it comes in very clear, especially when its serious.

> graphics pad or mouse

pic related. lol.

Damn, that motherfucker's going to jail kek

Is the /CPD/ well-funded or poorly funded? I read about the body armor issue in the OP boilerplate but I don't know shit about Chicago municipal finances.

Also, do certain districts get more/less money? How much of that is from the Feds?

do chicago cop cars have armor plates in the doors? they do that in australia in some really bad spots.

>nigger central having well funded police

youtube.com/watch?v=BB6h9R0I-aM

Loud boom and then a woman screaming

>do chicago cop cars have armor plates in the doors?

I had assumed it was standard. I found this from an article:

> Ford has offered factory-installed ballistic panels on its police car doors since 2008. But previous versions protected against handgun fire and non-armor piercing bullets. Between 5 percent and 10 percent of police vehicles Ford sells have the optional ballistic protection, which costs around $1,500 per door.

web.archive.org/web/20170415051944/http://chicago.suntimes.com/news/ford-makes-police-car-doors-that-stop-armor-piercing-bullets/

bump

Any Roberts coming over from /mlb/ ??

>people having loud conversations outside
Who the fuck calls the police because of loud conversations?

>loud conversation outside
GET EM ROBERT

>Who the fuck calls the police because of loud conversations?
A person who's hearing "WHAT NIGGA? YOU WANNA SCRAP, NIGGA? NIGGA, I STRAPPED. I'LL KILL YOU AND EVERY NIGGA IN DAT HOUSE BEHIND YOU"

Whats /mlb/?

Guessing spicball.

baseball game

>K9 unit in action.

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Has white male made an appearance????

Oh, didn't think it would mean Major League Baseball on Sup Forums.

4 shot fired

DID THE STREAM KILL?????

FOUR
FOUR SHOTS FIRED
AH AH AH

Kek approves this bloodletting

20 preg girl and a fight. god this place really is a shit hole

>20 year old pregnant daughter attacked
>refused EMS

I tend to think it was more like
YEAH NIGGA FUCK ROADS NIGGA THE FREE MARKET GOT DAT. PAYING AH TOLL GONNA KEEP DEM ROADS NICER THAN SOME GOVERNMENT SHEIT. DAT NAP NIGGA YEAH

I lost the stream for about a minute. I freaked out. I'm addicted to Real Robert Hours.

We had a /mlb/ game thread on on Sup Forums and someone posted a /cpd/ pic and we started posting about /REALROBERTHOURS/ after the game . Several other guys were interested so we referred them here.

YEEEEEE WE /AN/CAP NAO SHEEEEIIIT

10-4 Robert, Thanks.

It's amazing, the cross-board appeal. ponies, sports, weapons, It seems that the vaped up neon hell reality of chiraq appeals to many people.

Watched Giants win, checked other NL West threads, saw this, and now I'm going to tease my Chicago relatives about it.

I've listened to other emergency scanner streams before but never as a group listening to one specific city.

YUH YUH IMA BUST A CAP IN DEM COMMIE ASS BICTHES. TRY UN TAX ME AN IMA TAX YOUR ASS WITH MUH GAT

Get comfy and listen awhile

Anyone playing bingo tonight?

YOU VIOLATE MUH NAP, I'MMA VIOLATE YO NAPPY ASS, NUGGUH

>but never as a group listening to one specific city.
Oh, it's a treat.

dumb fucking nigger left his cell phone at the scene

thats as bad as the faggot who left his ID at the scene last night.

MALE BLACK is slippin up

get an ambience to as well. im using

youtube.com/watch?v=WkMj-X3e7eI

atm

New

youtube.com/watch?v=HL_3D4b3UZM

and

youtube.com/watch?v=zJqLH8EA2rM

for me right now

robertwave as fugg.

UP TO NO GOOD

>40-50 years old
>riding a bike
>looking to break into houses

Bingo 3x

>>riding a bike
HE'S HERE

A male standing in the basement taping her through a hole in the floor...

>tazing her through the floor
wut

hispanic male in the basement tazing a woman through the floor?

>male hispanic in basement tasing caller through floor

This is not on my bingo card

>flip up lights
HEADLIGHTS GO UP
HEADLIGHTS GO DOWN
NIGGERS BE POPPING OFF ROUNDS

Thanks!
Made another movie poster as well.

i heard tazing but this makes more sense

>Drive by and more shots fired. Where's the Count

>tfw Nihcolas Refn has a better taste in Synthwave than you do

Feels bad man

Also

>not listening to cyberpunk

Roger is judge,jury, and executioner/

youtube.com/watch?v=l3NoYyNKSXQ&t=370s

Not sure, I've been tuning out until bar close.

Also, nice picture. I decided to made a .gif out of it.

EIGHT
EIGHT SHOTS
AH AH AH

>SIX
>SIX SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

If you like synthwave try Carpenter Brut, Perturbator, Lazerhawk, Kavinsky, or Lost Years.

AND NOW
SIX
SIX or possibly SEVEN SHOTS FIRED
AH AH AH

>woman in wheel chair screaming for help.
Isn't that the same blind lady in the wheel chair from earlier?

What did you think of Lazerhawk's new album? I though it was more /chillwave/ than /synthwave/, i was hoping for another Redline wiht more of an emphasis on those kind of energy pumping beats like Overdrive.

Also

>when the fuck is Carpenter Brut's new album coming out?

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>full rage party going on

FULL
RAGE
PARTY

Lazerhawk's new album was alright, but not as good as Redline and Visitors

I have no idea when Carpenter Brut's new album is coming out.

F U L L

R A G E

P A R T Y

Countmind

ROBERT DISPATCHER GETTING PISSED

If only Crabby where there to set them straight

Yeah i was a little disappointed, but I can see what he was going for in that kind of transcendental dreamlike 80's nostalgia.

>Carpenter Brut

I don't think anyone does desu. What I wouldn't give to go to Europe to hear them live.

Also, any suggestions? I'm always looking for more stuff.

youtube.com/watch?v=W_5unoZTpoQ

youtube.com/watch?v=E7f0EvKSNmM

youtube.com/watch?v=h2i4Hn-XJ2E

>doing some late night laundry