Swedish army recruitment video for 2017

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THIS WILL TOTALLY SHOW THE RUSSIANS HOW STRONG WE ARE.
fucking end my country.

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>For alla
Why is this the title of the video? Is i what I think it is?

It'd be funnier if it weren't so damn depressing.

hahaha for alla

>For Everyone.

lmao, no
it's For everyone

How does the video itself relate to the message?

this isnt real this is only a fever dream

Isn't this a plea to the Russians to come liberate your country?

I don't see anything military related. But then I can't read Swede-runes so

duuurrr what is google translate???

translate.google.com/?hl=en&tab=TT

>for alla

Swedish military is a joke.
youtube.com/watch?v=RTbL1hH19BE

This needs to be settled once and for all.
Is it the Jews doing this or is it Sweden's feminist government?

For Alla(h)

They are related you know...

>för alla

What did they mean by this?

pls delet this

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMBFUCKS!

"för alla" translates to "for all"

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Whats the difference?

>meanwhile in Canada
youtube.com/watch?v=XxGhzQ9JvrU

We get them to join the army then send them of to die on the front lines...

While you send your best men and leave those fuckers safe behind...

get smart

>for allah

Worthless video link. I don't speak swedish so what the fuck am I looking at?

Sage

>for alla
SWEDEN YEEEEEHEHEHEHEEEESSSSSS

>for alla

I know it's not for allah but man did I chuckle

Oh you are Swede.. anyway, can you amgine the face on mudslimes when thousands of armed trannies are running towards them and even start killing them

Swedish people, is this an actual commercial (state-sponsored?) military recruitment video?
There was literally nothing about the military.
It's 10000 times more about fashion and makeup than the military.

I wonder what their forefathers in Valhalla think of this gay bullshit.

Swedish anons is this really true?Is that really an army ad or you are just fucking with us?This is nothing related to the army whatsoever

REEEEEEEEEEE seriously burger why the fuck do you even post?

>all these posts saying for allah
I love you all, thank you for putting a smile on my face

If I join army am I guaranteed to get it on with chick with feminine penis?

No, you'll become the chick with a feminine penis

I will immigrate if either are true.

>Implying this is any better

> Swedish army shows everyone it's pure AIDS
isn't use of biological weapons illegal?

>for alla

AAHHAHAHAHA

Just stay in America, you can probably become one just as easily, however if you like arab cock you can come

Even being a gay dude in this country is agonizing, we should all just charge the state and fucking kill everyone responsible for this bullshit

my almonds are fucking activated

Don't know how real this is. In the land of Sweden-crazy anything is possible.

"Kidnapped and raped an 80 year old woman - now he is posing with Stefan Löfven (Swedish prime minister)."

So much tolerance.
If I wasn't in a lazy mood I'd shoop Löfven to look like Captain Sweden.
With smudged up lipstick, important detail.

>Die honorable death in ancient times
>Awake in Valhalla
>Glorious battle every day.
>As the days move on new warriors arrive
>They bring new and exciting weapons
>Killing fun for all
>More days go buy
>Notice new arrivals looking weaker and weaker
>Get confused
>Stop fighting
>Eternal battle in Valhalla ceases because new guys show up looking like they are already dead from never having had lived.

Is our prime-minister a fucking manlet or is that nigger not only xl sized in his pants but body wise too?

Gender bending is covered in state insurance for soldiers in America now.

>female looking men come
>ask where the diversity is
>is sent to the dragon pit

Aren't you swecucks forgetting that we're still in between you and Russia.

>google the name
>it's the Swedish Ministry of Defense

Your country will be the same within 2 years with all the stupid liberalism cancer your having there.

Pls swedish user I realy need to now if this is true,the text apparently talks about joining the army but how is this related to that?Please I need to know

>för alla

Yea, that's why were such faggots, lil bro Finland will save us anyhow

What the fuck is the point of this? What does any of this have to do with the armed forces?

It's just a video of someone (not sure if guy or girl) having some makeup done.

Jesus christ I bet the production company was paid millions for it as well.

Rekryteringsmyndigheten

Retirings My Dignity

this, can a Swede please explain this video?

I checked out this channel and they have another video on this topic. Some feminist who works for recruitment says that both boys and girls can join like equals.
If I were to guess this video shows that men and women are the same, its just the matter of make up and style.

Do you think this is true or just a meme?They dont even any contact or anything like that

Jewgle translate of the video description. Basically it sounds like they're fucking desperate and will take literally anyone.

>Fill 18 this year? Then you can be chosen pattern, and military service - whoever you are. Guy girl, northerner as zero eight, Skane, islander. No matter who you are, we will send the Recruitment Agency a letter to you with login information to emergency basis, a form on the Web. It includes questions that you must answer. When you are done, you can be one of the elect. We call that a modern military service - for all

>mfw the company responsible for that translation wants to make autonomous cars

If there will ever be a war (which I seriously doubt, Sweden is doing a better job themselves) - we should not to take any prisoners just in case this thing is contagious.

P.S. Reading Swedish news makes me sad every day. Why do you not resist ffs?!

I want to think it's a meme but I don't think so.
>no contact
They contact every 17-19 year old themselves by post.

>dat pic
>dat video
>my country
Post you hand holding passport, Salim.

lmfao, you Swedes sure love your Allah

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

FOR ALLAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAA

Fuck you cucks for ruining Norse paganism. Even if you are Christians, why give up culture and tradition?

Aparently they have a website

rekryteringsmyndigheten.se/

Can you check it to see if its legit?

>3 years of stalemate in Ukraine
>hurr durr we should not to take any prisoners
Dat stronk Pidorashka.

I thought it makeup tutorial.

>for allah
Every day, Sweden manages to surprise us in ways we didnt even think possible.

Meanwhile the Canadian parliament has passed a motion that forbids their soldiers from shooting Muslims because it would be islamophobic. The Canadian ministry of truth reports that 99% of the population is agrees with this decision.
The parliament will discuss motion to reeducate the remaining 1% of the population in a future date.

As legit as it gets. They're recruiting authority for defense ministry.

Next MOAB is going straight to Canada.

Both my mother and my father were officers in the armed forces and i'll tell you there are no commies or feminists in the armed forces.
PR stunts like this are works of the politicians, but actually recruiting the youth greatest red pill en masse in a long time.
This will teach the children of the future responsibility.

SWEDEN

YES!

I fucking hate löfven so much

It's like a retard magoo'd his way into being PM

somebody said the other day that sweden would beat Denmark in a war because sweden has a bigger army... pretty sure that ladyboy legion wouldn't make it through malmo haha.

>Both my mother and my father were officers in the armed forces and i'll tell you there are no commies or feminists in the armed forces.
And this was like 20 years ago?

>what is Sacred Band of Carthage
Dont underrestimate gays, they will fuck you in the ass

At this point I am fairly certain a small Romanian gypsy family with enough copper and a switchblade can conquer Sweden in about 3 days maximum. And that's implying you put up resistance


SWEDEN YES

...

It looks like a makeup tutorial

Hyvä kuva, pidän siitä paljon, totisesti!

>Sacred Band of Carthage
I'm pretty sure the gay one was the Sacred Band of Thebes

I don't get it, is this supposed be a guy made to look like a girl? Because he literally looks like a woman even before the make up.
Are swedish man really that feminine?

Sweden is what happens when you let women in charge

the ancient homo warriors fucked little twinks in the ass. they were macho. sweden is all bottoms.
sweden is just begging to get humbled

saatanan suomenruotsalaiset

Yes, it's an official ad by the Recruitment Agency. I really don't get it

SWEDEN (my heartiest) YES

"For alla" jesus christ its like the memes just spew forth into reality like a tear in the ether at swedens expense non stop!

Yeah i know it means for all but you gotta admit it's a very funny linguistic coincidence given the circumstance.

>Kiev
>too small to fight for
Okay

Whats the pupulation general reaction to this kind of feminist crap?

Niin minäkin :3

Denmark has conscription but only for men. women can volunteer. long time ago i saw a commercial and do think it had a new dane in it. but it was more the "be all you can be" type of commercial.

Hmm yeah you're right, i guess were totally fucked beyond repair.

We did the same a year ago

As a whole it's probably disgust. The problem is that all of our government is controlled by leftists, including the military. This ad is more about equality than the military and the country we are supposed to defend.

Young men in particular don't even think there's anything worth defending left.

youtube.com/watch?v=Lvy8ppyVPFg

this is from norways defence yt page. check out the blonde military babe ready to defend finnmarken

Well they are kinda right,whats the point in doing that when your fucking taxes are being used to feed off parasites?The wellfare state in western states really needs some reformation

ew you fucking cuck

I wounder how is it to fight with women by your side. Imagine getting shot, there is now way woman can carry out fully grown man even without equipment.