The DPRK, in retaliation to Trump's threats to strike their territory, coupled with Amerika's demonstration of its willingness to use weapons of mass-destruction on civilian populated targets in Afghanistan yesterday afternoon, will strike against Seoul and/or the state of California with nuclear weapons capable of decimating hundreds of thousands of people.
These strikes are set to occur on April 15th, 2017, "The Day of The Sun," Kim Il Sung's birthday.
Beverly Hills and/or Seoul will be reduced to wreckage and smoldering ash. Millions will be affected by these attacks, which will precipitate WWIII, Nuclear Armageddon and the Apocalypse.
It is also possible that the DPRK could attempt attacks on Japan or New York in the days to come.
The spirits have instructed me to warn the people of California and South Korea. If you live in either of these places, evacuate immediately. Get as far away as possible.
They have shown me gas masks and underground bunkers. They have shown me Potassium Iodide capsules. They plead with us to stock up on supplies necessary for surviving Nuclear Armageddon.
PLEASE EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY. YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE THE BLASTS. WWIII IS IMMINENT.
You don't understand. The DPRK was showing off its new collection of missiles all day today during their Day of the Sun parade. They are no doubt gearing up to attack.
Leo Anderson
this.
also nice digits
Kayden Sanchez
well they've clearly gathered every attractive person in the country in P.Y. for this opera/dance show..
Samuel Diaz
I bet these will be shot down before reaching targets
Matthew Brown
The DPRK will use submarines.
Michael Cooper
It's already 15th april. Nothing will happen...
Justin Gomez
>the spirits
you posted this yesterday you fucking faggot. DROPPED
Dominic Roberts
Says the board which practices "meme magick".
William Murphy
This pretty much
Anthony Baker
April 15th isn't over yet.
Joseph Lewis
in a few hours it will be 16th in nk, it's over, nothings going to happen
Asher Sanders
Reminder that Kek/meme magic began as a little joke and then redditors started taking it seriously and blowing it out of proportion.
Eli Long
Checked leaving this thread now
Hunter Morgan
>California
I'm ok with this
Camden Evans
>kilju >kil ju >kill jew
Really pickled my cabbage
Chase Anderson
APRIL 15TH, DAY OF THE SUN, IS ALREADY OVER FOR NORKS.
NO HAPPENING
I REPEAT, NO HAPPENING
Isaac Murphy
Pls not Seoul
Carter Bennett
It's not over for most of the world though. The person featured in the video who received this prophecy is living in the US.
Some say the end is near. Some say we'll see Armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will. I sure could use a vacation from this
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of freaks
Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call L.A. The only way to fix it is to flush it all away. Any fucking time. Any fucking day. Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona Bay.
Fret for your figure and Fret for your latte and Fret for your lawsuit and Fret for your hairpiece and Fret for your Prozac and Fret for your pilot and Fret for your contract and Fret for your car.
It's a bullshit three ring circus sideshow of freaks
Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call L.A. The only way to fix it is to flush it all away. Any fucking time. Any fucking day. Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona Bay.
Some say a comet will fall from the sky. Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves. Followed by fault lines that cannot sit still. Followed by millions of dumbfounded dip shits.
Some say the end is near. Some say we'll see Armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will cause I sure could use a vacation from this
Stupid shit, silly shit, stupid shit...
One great big festering neon distraction, I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.
Learn to swim. [3x]
Bomb's gonna fix it all soon. Bomb's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.
Learn to swim.
Fuck L Ron Hubbard and Fuck all his clones. Fuck all these gun-toting Hip gangster wannabes.
Learn to swim.
/cont
Sebastian Robinson
/cont
Fuck retro anything. Fuck your tattoos. Fuck all you junkies and Fuck your short memory.
Learn to swim.
Fuck smiley glad-hands With hidden agendas. Fuck these dysfunctional, Insecure actresses.
Learn to swim.
Cause I'm praying for rain And I'm praying for tidal waves I wanna see the ground give way. I wanna watch it all go down. Bomb, please flush it all away. I wanna see it go right in and down. I wanna watch it go right in. Watch you flush it all away.
Time to bring it down again. Don't just call me pessimist. Try and read between the lines.
I can't imagine why you wouldn't Welcome any change, my friend.
I wanna see it all come down. Bring it down Suck it down. Flush it down.
James Reed
>everything I dont like is reddit
Cameron Harris
Great band.
Caleb Richardson
MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN
Caleb Jackson
God I'm fully erect
Austin James
And???
Connor Harris
>God I'm fully erect
Yeah but you're still cut so basically your erection is merely a glorified vagina lmao
Caleb Scott
Oh no not california.
Austin Kelly
Not going to happen, North Korea blinked and didn't do there nuclear test, so thus, crisis averted.
Leo Ramirez
>California gets nuked, then we nuke North Korea
What's the problem here? This sounds like 9D chess.
Zachary Reyes
They will carry it out. Just wait.
Grayson Hughes
almost 10pm there. it's not impossible they are going to end the day with a "spectacle"
Kevin Gutierrez
>>>get ur voodoo witch doctor shit out of here. source your claims or refrain from posting. spirits that only you can communicate with are NOT a source.
Adam Wright
How is this "voodoo" any different from Kek-worship?
Juan Hall
OP wrong again. You LARPers need to be banned for life.
Evan Howard
>The french spirit retard is at it again.
John Reyes
So? What makes relying on spirits less credible than relying on Kek?
Jose Lewis
unironically relying on either one of those is retarded.
Ryder Johnson
whether anyone here will admit it or not kek worship is ironic. you need to seek help if you arent larping.
John Walker
I don't see much of a difference in practice.
William Thompson
Kimmy is a big fat pussy he is scared of china and usa
Alexander Taylor
>NORTH KOREA TO STRIKE CALIFORNIA
Please Nuke Cali
Joshua Gonzalez
I wont argue with you cause desu you seem decent and im being a dick, but it still belongs on x
Cameron Morris
American ships are already gathering off the California coast.
Samuel Ortiz
I hope they strike California.
Jaxson Harris
>Gooks to nuke Gooks >Gooks to nuke Mexifornia And nothing of value was lost.
Jayden Long
Take this GLP tier bullshit somewhere else. Like back to GLP. Next you're going to be rabbiting on about The Nobody next, right?
Jaxson Cook
Good bye, Gookshit.
Jason Myers
GLP???
Jose Mitchell
They do that every year, they have done nothing and will do nothing. It's just a retarded Mexican stand off
Dominic Brown
GodLikeProductions. Not going to give you a link. Google it if you must.
Julian Cooper
California? Why would they nuke their fellow Communists?
Nicholas Parker
>mfw Glumpf is going to false flag us into ww3
Samuel Evans
>kim levels commiefornia >democrats lose their voting powerhouse
i'm sure someone will rebuild the porn industry further north.
Robert Foster
I thought most of the porn industry left California after they started requiring condoms.
Ryan Sanders
One hour remaining, faggot.
Jaxson Morgan
It's still 15.04 in America though.
Carter Carter
.. why would that matter? It's NK's holiday, not America's.
Hunter Bell
They will fuck it up and attack themselves.
Landon Williams
They did show us Krazy Kims wonky rockets though.
Think the paper mache tip deformed on this one!
Lucas Harris
>What the spirits have shown me: >not even dubz
Hudson Sullivan
You missed today's parade. Kim has Russian ICBMs, a shitload of them.
Anthony Scott
...
Ryan Thomas
Same looking shit in 2012 parade
Ayden Kelly
They'll go to Texas where everything is bigger, or Florida where everything is crazy
Grayson Johnson
>North Korea takes out Commiefornia >We take out North Korea >Unite the Koreas >Trump wins the Nobel Peace prize >Runs away with 2020 election cuz Commiefornia is dead
Thomas Stewart
That is not an ICBM....
Owen Ramirez
>The spirits have instructed me to warn the people of California and South Korea.
Voices in your head told you.
Camden Ramirez
If California is nuked I forgive Trump
Charles Nguyen
NK doesn't have icbms you moron.
Jayden Torres
This is actually true. Someone noticed Kek wasn't just a south Korean in-joke, that there was an Egyptian God called Kek as well and that his symbols resemble a NEET sitting behind a computer. A hearty kek was had, then the children started memeing it as the New-New Testament.
All because Sup Forums got fed up with normies nicking our memes.
Levi Baker
>NORTH KOREA TO STRIKE CALIFORNIA What the fuck? I love North Korea now!
>According to Russia the missile is designed to be immune to any current or planned U.S. missile defense system.[23] It is claimed to be capable of making evasive maneuvers to avoid a kill by interceptors, and carries targeting countermeasures and decoys.[24]
>One of the Topol-M's most notable features is its short engine burn time following take-off, intended to minimize satellite detection of launches and thereby complicate both early warning and interception by missile defense systems during boost phase. The missile also has a relatively flat ballistic trajectory, complicating defense acquisition and interception.[25]
>According to The Washington Times, Russia has conducted a successful test of the evasive payload delivery system.[26] The missile was launched on November 1, 2005 from the Kapustin Yar facility. The warhead changed course after separating from the launcher, making it difficult to predict a re-entry trajectory.
Burgers going to die. Preprare you anus.
Sebastian Diaz
>he fell for WW3 meme
Brody Jenkins
look op
i know we all want california to be nuked but its not going to happen, ww3 isnt even going to happen, singles proves
>a wonderful sacrifice to the pagan god of fertility, Ēostre
Adam Williams
...
Wyatt Johnson
I still think China will find a way to chill North Korea out. The big loser if we have to kick their ass is China.
Mason Sanchez
Koreans are actually shamanic.
John Perry
Not happening.
Eli Ross
>2017 >Still shilling for Donald "my kids are yids" Trumpenstein
Robert Harris
And it's officially April 16.
Alexander Murphy
You don't know what you are talking about, cuck
Jacob Taylor
:(
Justin Barnes
what is s500
Samuel Kelly
It's Topol-M. A cutting edge orbital ICBM.
Sebastian Fisher
It's still April 15 in California.
Benjamin Wilson
Why would it matter to NK what time it is in California, you retarded frog?
Robert Collins
...
William Russell
...
Elijah Fisher
What does it all mean Sup Forums?
Mason Lee
>It's Topol-M. A cutting edge orbital ICBM.
It's an empty tube lust like the Russians used to use in their Mayday parades.
It's the equivalent of a rate my cock thread on /b when you use someone else's pic. Sure it looks impressive, but the reality of what you're packing is completely different.
Lincoln Johnson
Bring it. The NCR will rise from the ashes.
Jack Price
please don't nuke the bay area and los angles county where all my favorite people live.
