Brit/pol/ - IGNORE THE BAIT Edition

>THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=8YzabSdk7ZA

China fears North Korea-US conflict 'at any moment'
bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-39600426

Boris Johnson: 'No impunity' for those responsible for Syria chemical attack
news.sky.com/story/boris-johnson-no-impunity-for-those-responsible-for-syria-chemical-attack-10837820

Jerusalem stabbing: Hannah Bladon named as victim
bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-39601337

Driving test shake-up introduces sat nav into exam
news.sky.com/story/driving-test-shake-up-introduces-sat-nav-into-exam-10837914

Military veterans protest against Troubles legal 'witch hunt'
news.sky.com/story/military-veterans-protest-against-troubles-legal-witch-hunt-10836562

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>Driving test shake-up introduces sat nav into exam

Yesterday when I had a lesson, my instructor said he knew a guy who went up a one-way street the wrong way on the way to his test, because his sat nav told him to.

This isn't going to end well.

Yeah expect people to go drive into the sea, rivers, green lanes etc.

If you don't follow a the sign correctly it's not an automatic fail, minor?

Just learnt that i now live in a 5% white area

I love being british!!! GOD SAVE QUEEN :)))))

L O N D O N ?

Add a menorah and statue of Atlas in the background.

S T R A T F O R D

Rather Quiet this morning.

Got to love how easy it is for North Korea to freak everyone out, literal medieval psyop methods still working.

Incredible

>bunch of literal autists basing which martial art is the best solely on their feelings

Sup Forums sure is lovely this time of year, haven't seen such an entertaining humour thread in a while.

Which one of you is the bj autist?

>Tfw still haven't stopped stalling
Bloody clutch is like a feather

WHAT

IN

GOD'S

COCK?

Use the accelerator then.

>he cant drive

hahahah

I am Preuße

>tfw ate a pack of shortbreads in 2 hours

It's easy to drive.

The only people who can't are non whites, women and the disabled, and even the disabled can with a few adjustments.

So which one are you?

DU RIECHST SO GUT

Thank you.

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How's the son?

W-w-who's bird did I knock up this time??

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Bird? Good one.

Never forget what the Hun did to are Edith.

Rest in peace.

Hope you fags went to church today

How do you live so centrally. Also I refuse to believe an entire district/ward is 5% white.

I am Preuße's gym

Hail Satan

>Those digits

Hail upside down satan

>wrong way, down a one way stree-eeeeet

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If women can't drive, why do they crash less than men?

Randposter was voted more hated than you.

You'll always be second to the Randposter. Pathetic.

>implying he even has one

Why is she so prefect!

Wrong.

My phone autocorrects perfect to prefect

>tfw just hit a new pr on dls
>tfw you fags will never know this feel

lmaoing at your life

Are things going to kick off with Best Korea yet? The waiting is killing me and I'm bored.

"...the ideal of the fulfilment which can be grasped only on the frontiers between life and death in the meeting of the essence of living with the extreme of danger."

Because they're unfulfilled and seek risk. Women are more risk averse.

PISS-POOR standards lad. Every mixed-race hog off your nearest council estate looks just like that.

I've been to Stratford. It's a dump.

Do you honestly expect everyone to unironically believe that about 50 anons saw the poll, ignored every other option and ONLY voted to say you're the best?

GERTCHA

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Point them in my direction.

Never had yellow/jungle/curry fever but mixed girls really do it for me.

Can you prove otherwise?

What's that?

No?

Thought so, little man.

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NEVER AGAIN, GOY

THIS TIME WE'LL BE ARMED

Essex confirmed for Jewland

Nearly got thumped by a Paki at Waitrose.

We saw you rig the poll you NIGGER

t. army bike

Can you prove that I or anyone else rigged it?

Didn't you get banned 2 days ago?

Yes, got unbanned yesterday though although I didn't post at all in the last two days.

I'm watching Versailles.

They've introduced a colourful black Senegalese prince/king. Rich and the French court want to emulate his fashions and joie de vivre.

The king's personal physician is a self educated woman who initially disguises as a man but now the king just tells everyone she's a man and they accept it.

King Louis sends an inexperienced woman to do a deal with England and she's much better at the job than his male ambassadors.

Why do television writers do this?

Press F to pay respects.

Why you cheeky keyboard bowsies taking the piss out of this today? It was a God damn tragedy like the Bradford fire.

Those jews have absymal fashion sense

Paid respects to both her at her grave at Norwich Cathedral and to her dog at the Imperial War Museum.

its just a bit of banter like the potato famine

An accident like Heysel. No one to blame, shouldn't have got drunk and tried to cram in without tickets.

what did you do?

The usual, BTFO a couple anonymongs.

He started sperging out, as usual. So anons teamed up and banned him.

Muh jusdis for the 96 though!

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But it's way too soon to talk about it like that. Tone down the autism.

>too soon
>almost 30 years

>So anons teamed up and banned him
More like got BTFO even though they teamed up and started greeting until the mods came and banned me...

3 times...

I am Preuße

Lads, I keep seeing a britlad in Farage related threads say that this is his daughter. He's chatting shit, isn't he?

Guess it's game to make fun of 7/7 then

If so, does anyone know who she is?

>As we look around us in this society now, our people have an absence of belief. They’re very technically sophisticated. We still as a civilization bestride much of the rest of the world, like a sort of empty technological colossus. But if you peer inside, as to what we are supposed to believe, and account for, and what we think our destiny is individually and as a group, there’s a zero; there’s a nothingness; there’s a blank space for many people.

>A hundred years ago, Christianity was an overarching system in our society, for those who went along with it socially, for those who believed in it in a deep core way. It’s now virtually — apart from small minorities — invisible. It’s extraordinary how a faith system that can shape a civilization in part for a millennium-and-a-half to two millennia, can disappear. Those who say that certain ideas and ideals are impossible should look at what’s happened to many of our belief systems.

7/7 happened in our lifetimes so it's too soon. I bet most people here weren't even conceived when Hillsborough happened so it's fine to mock it.

Doubt it. His daughters are 9 and 15 years old.

>15 years old.
oi oi legal soon

>yfw you realise farage's daughter is about to get POLE'D

They don't mock Hillsborough they just find the whole continuous moaning about "Muh Sun" a bit pathetic.

What's the age of most posters on here?
97 here

>97
>1 more than 96
HE'S TAKING THE PISS OUT OF THE HILLSBOROUGH DISASTER, BURN HIM

polls always show we are early to mid 20s with few outliers

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Don't burn him, take away his potatoes

Lol

Is a bacon and sasauge cob with a bit of brown sauce redpilled?

Yes, because muslims hate bacon, meaning it is an excellent weapon in our war against them.

Nice bap.

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No. Islamic terrorism has resulted in the loss of not even 50 lives in this country.

The demographic time bomb, on the other hand, is a serious threat. They won't even need to use terrorist methods to subvert the nation when they have a democratic majority.

>yes I am fine with mentalist pakis running round, openly threatening to take over my continent through violence and backwards ideology

>cob
How many names does this country have for a chunk of dry bread.

There's only one correct answer to that.

Oy Vey yes it is.

We need to keep bombing the middle east to sort it out goys!

how can our anthem even compete?

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Apparently brit/pol/ are morons.

It is quite a rousing anthem, I'll give them that.

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>justifying not blowing up muslims with the jq
the correct answer is glassing

Fresh meme lads

all male choirs ftw desu.

I'd love to hear them do all national anthems desu.

>just imagine after a hitler tier speech in Albert Hall Land of Hope and Glory with an all male choir with this sort of pomp
damn.