Ask an Apex nigger anything

I just got out of court earlier today, judge was nice and gave me a suspended term for 12 months if i'm good.

I won't do anything in 12 months as i am very thankful she let me off.

I tried ice and it made me into a monster, i am very sorry for the girl i rape and the 2 cars i stole.

My friend tell me i should apologise to white australians here and promise not to do it again i will not.

Thankyou judge

Only if you really mean it
Apologies accepted

i do i very much regret taking the ice it made me into a bad man like bad men in my old country

judge was very kind i want to do right by her
she was also cute might ask her to be my girlfriend next time i am in court

hey dude
rape as many melbourne girls as you want
they deserve it

also light the place on fire thanks
u know how to make molotov bro??

how will you feel if I start bombing sudan ?

Well you are a good boy who dindu nuffin after all

Have you ever eaten beef jerky?

what is molotov?

i am not sudanese
i am ethiopian

no

cheers m8, happens to the best of us. As long as you realize you fucked up it's fine.

You should try eating some Jacks Links teriyaki beef jerky with some flaming hot cheetos. It's so delicious.

Then Ethiopia

This, don't beat yourself up over it. No regrets.

Next time, try mixing your ice with some alcohol. It should slow you down a bit and give you a cooler head.

this is molotov
u make
and u throw at melbourne
thanks

I just want to know your emotional response to the threat of attacking your homeland.

australia is my new homeland i do not care

i make home here australians give me house i take care of

thankyou i will not commit crime anymore for 12 month, judge was very nice

>for 12 months
>after that I'm not going to pretend like I'm not a criminal nigger and go back to raping girls

That is good to hear I will feel a-lot better now.

Did the judge buy you some delicious tacos?

judge say i rape but i did not really understand

girl came onto me and was at my house on bed
i thought she want me, she like my dark skin

thankyou i very happy to hear

Was it your house and your bed though?

yes i get it from aus goverment when i come here as gift

Can you tell us exactly what happened that night please? Change names if necessary, I just want the story.

Did they provide you with blonde girls to please you sexually and cook you macaroni and cheese?

i am going to bed
i expect you to burn melbourne down by the time i wake up

good boy

>forgiving a criminal user
>Vatican City
>(pic related)

naa your full of shit cunt
all apex niggers are sudies

Make sure to eat some tacos before you go night night!

i come to australia from boat and spend time on island
it was very bad
then melbourne young uni students come to island and tell me i am getting out soon
i sleep with red haired one
government lawyer comes later and tells me i am coming melbourne
i come to melbourne and they give me house with stuff in it

poopery

My question is what brand of laptop you stole from your B&E and how often you raped your English tutor.

sage.

Those Melbourne uni girls want your dick. All of them. Even the ones who say they don't.

Go forth and conquer.

Did you the red haired girl pregnant? Did she cook you some delicious tacos? Did you eat her stinky fish taco?

Why didn't you come to Finland homie

she is pregnant yes but i do not talk to her i do not want child

i did not steal laptop i steal audi and toyota hilux

judge said i did good to return audi to police and i won't have to pay for toyota

she was very nice her name jane

How stinky was her vagina? White girls always have the stinkiest vaginas.

holy shit 10/10 LARP there mate
congrats

>the girl i rape and the 2 cars i stole.
three counts of violating the NAP...
Off to the guillotine with you.

Please burn down Melbourne. All of it. You have our express permission.

It's true.

You should be executed. In America you'd get 20 years.

Pozzbourne is a shithole, overworked and vandalized infastructure everywhere.

>ethiopian
>apex

why the fuck

fuck off. we kick you out of balaclava and the Jewish areas.

Fuck you kike. Hypocrite.

Do you in any way contribute to Australia money or labour wise?

A black person knows the word "apex"...yeah, right, tell us more about the "hood" and your "lifestyle".

Always enjoy some good aussie shitposting

>larping as a nigger
That's a thing now...
JUST
Poltards need to be collectively glasses


Also
>That flag

>These serious responses
Pol is officially a nigger tier IQ board

How i wish i could believe this