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Getting my geneology tested to determine if im white.

Anyone do this before? What did you get?

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>LOST
What does this mean?

>LEAST

It means you picked one of 4 expected results, the other being Last, List and Lust

Only white people do that so yes, you are white.

Apparently it can tell you where you are in life.

Lest is a word too.

>LUST
>LAST
>LIST
Really makes you think about vowels.

Also, fuck off 23andme.

Sup Forums and every other forum or Asian ink sites are the new platform for selling us shit. I'm done.

List?

But it doesn't have a lot of context by itself and there's no way you don't think of either Lost or Last first

It's literally "Really makes you think" material

>Locust

ah... list

...

If i picked lust does that mean im a degenerate or lonely?

Lost.. in thought? The brain is truly a strange thing.

Lest

I might be retarded or worse.

Listerine?

No it doesn't. If you thought lost, it's because that's the some fucking font they use on the show Lost.

You really fucked up with that pic if you wanted to know about dna testing.

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LUST

I hated LOST though.

LIST

I'm guessing this is a sign of autism, but I can't imagine it being worse than LAST, LOST, or LUST.

>LAMBASTE
what does this mean

I thought lust though

Faggot

That's my favorite Pearl jam song.

...list

...

Every time I check their website, it's more and more expensive.

>Why would anyone pay £100 to a Jewish company to mine their data, but at least you can meme-post on Sup Forums for a one time fee of £125, wouldn't you want to know your genetic lineage for only £150?

>Lost
You feel lost in life. You have little sense of drive, ambition or direction.
>Last
You feel like a loser, like you cant compete with other people, like you have no redeeming qualities
>Lust
You are a horny fucker
>List
You have autism

Blast

Lust
Love me some boipussy

Well at least I didn't give my DNA to be used by private companies only to be told I'm a Nigger or Jewish.

THE NUMBERS ARE BAD!!!!

>SYSTEM FAILURE
>SYSTEM FAILURE
>SYSTEM FAILURE

It's like they predicted the future

Landing Ship Tank
what does that mean for me?

Last

Hmm...

>LAST

It means that you arbitrarily trust the person who made the test to define you based on substituting a letter into the word

Don't give your DNA to the jews.

LATEST?

List?

LIST

>Lest
I dunno why but it has many meanings.
Basically in english "to avoid", "in case", "to prevent" and in german "damit nicht" ("not with that").
Don't know what to think about it but since most people will say "last" or "lust" I think I got a good one with "lest".

>LYCANTHROPIST
what did they mean by this

I mean i already know that I'm white, i just wanna determine how white. I am hoping to find 0% nigger subhuman DNA

List.

t. (((Schindler)))

>LEFTIST

Lust.

KEK

LÜGENPRESST

Lepidopterist

7s exposed bitch

I'm surprised how many people are volunteering to give the CIA their genetic code for free. Now to kill you they can easily create a virus that kills only you and no one the wiser.

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>easily

Daily reminder these tests can be up to 50 percent wrong.

Triplets and Quadruplets have been typed different despite having the exact same DNA.

L Street

>be me
>99.9% European according to 23 & me
> then see

kek

>implying the rise in popularity of at-home DNA tests isn't a way to make everyone conveniently 3.2% muslim so they'll be more okay with (((refugees)))

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They all died in the plane crash and the island was purgatory

I am white AF, there is no need to

you just didn't get it my dude

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It basically confirmed what my family had already told me, but still interesting to see the numbers. It was nice to see 0% nigger or kike.

I got lust. Probably accurate since I'm a bitter virgin.

>purposely giving up your DNA

LSD

Was the first thing that came to my mind

>tfw broke up with gf of two years today
>tfw it was largely because she is 15% Ashkenazi Jew/Eastern European according to 23andme
>tfw I am alone now in this cruel world
>tfw I'm drinking heavily at noon
>tfw I'm shitposting to fight back the despair
>tfw maybe I made a mistake
>tfw no it was the right thing to do 14/88

Lest.

As in "or else..."

Noice

EMERGENCE DAY!!!!

read my fucking mind

Waiting on mine right now
Fingers crossed for direct descendant of demigod

>mfw i read BLAST

The spacing is too big for the letter 'i'

If that is your marks, then yes you did.

Dont know why. But lately at my country its starting to advertise shit like this 24/7

One of the sentences was "i've never knew that i was a jew muslim".
Since when muslim or jew is a face?

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Wife got me a kit from 23andme for xmas.

kys nigger

>23andme states they will delete your information within 30 days upon request

Where have I heard this before

nigger

>list

okay

same here, but thats probably because ive been doing functional programming lately

Go advertise your business somewhere else, Chaim.

lest is a word too

OP... You just made the list!

>Wall Street

Is this my .5% ashkenazi Jew, Sup Forums?

This is retarded, the spacing indicates only O can fit in.

It only indicates whether you have a basic grasp of legibility.

Lust

Lyst

It means you need to get ready for the race war.

>It means you need to get ready for the race war.
>9911

>PLASTIC
What did I mean by this?

I'm on Season 4 right now

Leucoplast