Going to Italy this fall. How do I trigger Italians?
Going to Italy this fall. How do I trigger Italians?
Italy=Ireland
eat all their pizzas and lasagnas
Irish flag... Is this trolling...? No to stupid to be trolling.
"My mother wouldnt touch this pasta, and shes handled my shit."
Well first off, thats the flag of Ireland.
you'll trigger italians with this post, so you're on the right track
Newfags
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Order chicken pasta.
at least get the flag right.
Remind them of the Moorish occupation
Say that in USA you have better pizza and wine and prepare to be lynched
Idk I once told an Italian person that Italians aren't white and he turned into a nervous wreck.
Wear an I love George Bush shirt as you walk around. That will garner people's attention.
Say there American coffee is better
Call it soccer not football
Make as many Assassin's Creed references as you can
kek that really works?
when greeting people, always say: it's-a me, mario!
be american
Top kek
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Going to Mexico this fall. How do I trigger Mexicans?
you eat their kebabs with chinese chopsticks. That way you'll be preparing them to their future while triggering their pastakin
If you're going to Southern Mexico, simply being white and American is enough.
Going to Australia this fall, how do I trigger Australians?
depending on how viciously you eat all that, it may be considered an act of war.
kek
Going to Ireland as well. How do i trigger the Irish?
lmao Ivory Coast
Make fun of them for allowing muzzies to invade.
Yes, it really does. They're real butthurt little bitches about it.
We dont give a shit about any of this
To really trigger us you should order a coffee and drink while you are eating
Calling us lazy also works wonder
Be white. And don't forget to remind them to save money for the wall.
Ask for ketchup when eating pizza
Eat spaghetti with a knife and fork, that will trigger most Italians.
But that would be a factual statement.
It would be the same if you are a burger with a knife and fork here
Going to chile this fall, how do I trigger Chileans?
Why do Italianos make a soup with cheese, tomato sauce and bread then call it pizza?
>Idk I once told an Italian person that Italians aren't white
Man, Americans are more nigger than Italians, just deal with it
Ask for ketchup on your spaghetti
I've seen this thread before. I think there was a good answer in that thread which I am repeating here.
Apparently the way to trigger Italians is to go into one of their restaurants and ask for a pizza and a coke. I don't know how true this is
It's not true.
Italian coke is way better than American coke btw.
Yeah but we're niggers only because we're half Italian
Well in that thread the discussion was about how sacred the Italians consider their pizza and how much of an abomination it would be to watch a coke sitting next to it
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Most people eat it with either a coke or a beer
I've seen this before. Why the hell do you guys care if I drink coffee while eating?
I also saw something about not getting cappuccino at a certain time of day
its time to show Italy real power
Be really picky while ordering food, request stuff like no garlic.
Being a loud obese nigger will be more than enough.
By posting Irish flags as Italian
Friendly reminder that the Romans would rather fuck a nice tanned Greek or Carthaginian boipussy than a shaggy barbarian palecuck
>Triggered
When in Rome........
Nah man it's bullshit, many of us eat pizza with coke because it's good. If you order traditional dishes with coke, though... well, that's not admissible for sure.
Cappuccino is drunk only at breakfast time. With a cornetto. (Pastry).
Only fat northern europeans drink it all day long.
> Hahahaha Berlusconi
> Italy has no colture
> U aren't white
> Terrone
> Tua madre
Trips of truth
>friendly reminder Romans would rather fuck man ass
We get it, your ancestors were raging homos and that's what you tell your parents to ease their embarrassment at having raised you. You don't have to bring this up in every conversation Guiseppe.
calm down bro, have a tasty sea carbonara
But that's true. Chicago's pizza and California's wine are the best in the world.
Act like a football hooligan.
Are all Americans literally this stupid. Thats the flag of Ireland.
Ah ok maybe I got confused. That must have been it
hello newfriend.
We won, we always finish on the winning side. We always start on the winning side as well.
bring some potatos
It's not like burguers are better.
>muh 911
>muh automatic transmission
>muh niggers.
wow clever boy
Im going to India later this year, how do I trigger poo in loo's?
you're the reason everyone hates the leaf, faggot
shit INSIDE a toilet
Go to Naples and start chanting about Vesuvio destroying the entire southern Italy.
Or simply yell NAPOLI MERDA.
Do at your own risk.
>Call it soccer not football
they call it calcio, so I don't think anyone will get upset. besides they don't even speak English.
>a cornetto
Fuckin lost it. Nice one, user.
Vaffanculo, siamo pieni
too far
>do a shoey.
>do it with your own shoe.
fuck off home yank.
Cono CinqueStelle master race
Berlusconi did nothing wrong
The first one only works in the southern part
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>calcium
Show them how well you speak Italian.
>"Eh, que pasta bambino!"
"Fuhgeddaboudit"
"PEETZUH PIE-EE"
Also, remind them about the Mafia
Also, I recommend taking a piss on the leaning tower of pisa and when you get arrested, just say "Pasa?"
BABBITI POBBITI?
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Spaghetti Nigger
>select all squares with road signs
>Serinzo
THEY KNOW
porco dio
>Cappuccino is drunk only at breakfast time
Why though?
Hello my fellow Italians. How about that Peroni eh?
Dutch confirmed for Deutsch
You can't lose a war if you're fighting for both sides.
what do you guys love and hate about Italy?
I like your pizzas
>toilet
>in India
Objectively false m8
love Italians and gelatto, hate tourists
This
>Californian wine
words cannot express my keks enough
Good way to start.
The best way to not trigger anyone would be to kill yourself.
Ask for a coffee to go.
Order a "capuccino" & pineapple on your pizza. Also complain when our pizza isnt circular shaped with 2 pounds of cheese
Your country is beautiful, invented fascism, renaissance, fuckton of very useful inventions we still use today.
What I hate about your country is how you still aren't fascist.