Going to Italy this fall. How do I trigger Italians?

Going to Italy this fall. How do I trigger Italians?

Italy=Ireland

eat all their pizzas and lasagnas

Irish flag... Is this trolling...? No to stupid to be trolling.

"My mother wouldnt touch this pasta, and shes handled my shit."

Well first off, thats the flag of Ireland.

you'll trigger italians with this post, so you're on the right track

Newfags

thatsthejoke.jpg

Order chicken pasta.

at least get the flag right.

Remind them of the Moorish occupation

Say that in USA you have better pizza and wine and prepare to be lynched

Idk I once told an Italian person that Italians aren't white and he turned into a nervous wreck.

Wear an I love George Bush shirt as you walk around. That will garner people's attention.

Say there American coffee is better

Call it soccer not football

Make as many Assassin's Creed references as you can

kek that really works?

when greeting people, always say: it's-a me, mario!

be american

Top kek

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Going to Mexico this fall. How do I trigger Mexicans?

you eat their kebabs with chinese chopsticks. That way you'll be preparing them to their future while triggering their pastakin

If you're going to Southern Mexico, simply being white and American is enough.

Going to Australia this fall, how do I trigger Australians?

depending on how viciously you eat all that, it may be considered an act of war.

kek

Going to Ireland as well. How do i trigger the Irish?

lmao Ivory Coast

Make fun of them for allowing muzzies to invade.

Yes, it really does. They're real butthurt little bitches about it.

We dont give a shit about any of this

To really trigger us you should order a coffee and drink while you are eating

Calling us lazy also works wonder

Be white. And don't forget to remind them to save money for the wall.

Ask for ketchup when eating pizza

Eat spaghetti with a knife and fork, that will trigger most Italians.

But that would be a factual statement.

It would be the same if you are a burger with a knife and fork here

Going to chile this fall, how do I trigger Chileans?

Why do Italianos make a soup with cheese, tomato sauce and bread then call it pizza?

>Idk I once told an Italian person that Italians aren't white
Man, Americans are more nigger than Italians, just deal with it

Ask for ketchup on your spaghetti

I've seen this thread before. I think there was a good answer in that thread which I am repeating here.

Apparently the way to trigger Italians is to go into one of their restaurants and ask for a pizza and a coke. I don't know how true this is

It's not true.

Italian coke is way better than American coke btw.

Yeah but we're niggers only because we're half Italian

Well in that thread the discussion was about how sacred the Italians consider their pizza and how much of an abomination it would be to watch a coke sitting next to it

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Most people eat it with either a coke or a beer

I've seen this before. Why the hell do you guys care if I drink coffee while eating?

I also saw something about not getting cappuccino at a certain time of day

its time to show Italy real power

Be really picky while ordering food, request stuff like no garlic.

Being a loud obese nigger will be more than enough.

By posting Irish flags as Italian

Friendly reminder that the Romans would rather fuck a nice tanned Greek or Carthaginian boipussy than a shaggy barbarian palecuck

>Triggered

When in Rome........

Nah man it's bullshit, many of us eat pizza with coke because it's good. If you order traditional dishes with coke, though... well, that's not admissible for sure.

Cappuccino is drunk only at breakfast time. With a cornetto. (Pastry).

Only fat northern europeans drink it all day long.

> Hahahaha Berlusconi
> Italy has no colture
> U aren't white
> Terrone
> Tua madre

Trips of truth

>friendly reminder Romans would rather fuck man ass

We get it, your ancestors were raging homos and that's what you tell your parents to ease their embarrassment at having raised you. You don't have to bring this up in every conversation Guiseppe.

calm down bro, have a tasty sea carbonara

But that's true. Chicago's pizza and California's wine are the best in the world.

Act like a football hooligan.

Are all Americans literally this stupid. Thats the flag of Ireland.

Ah ok maybe I got confused. That must have been it

hello newfriend.

We won, we always finish on the winning side. We always start on the winning side as well.

bring some potatos

It's not like burguers are better.
>muh 911
>muh automatic transmission
>muh niggers.

wow clever boy

Im going to India later this year, how do I trigger poo in loo's?

you're the reason everyone hates the leaf, faggot

shit INSIDE a toilet

Go to Naples and start chanting about Vesuvio destroying the entire southern Italy.
Or simply yell NAPOLI MERDA.
Do at your own risk.

>Call it soccer not football
they call it calcio, so I don't think anyone will get upset. besides they don't even speak English.

>a cornetto

Fuckin lost it. Nice one, user.

Vaffanculo, siamo pieni

too far

>do a shoey.
>do it with your own shoe.

fuck off home yank.

Cono CinqueStelle master race
Berlusconi did nothing wrong
The first one only works in the southern part
T H I S
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>calcium

Show them how well you speak Italian.
>"Eh, que pasta bambino!"
"Fuhgeddaboudit"
"PEETZUH PIE-EE"
Also, remind them about the Mafia

Also, I recommend taking a piss on the leaning tower of pisa and when you get arrested, just say "Pasa?"

BABBITI POBBITI?

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Spaghetti Nigger

>select all squares with road signs
>Serinzo
THEY KNOW

porco dio

>Cappuccino is drunk only at breakfast time
Why though?

Hello my fellow Italians. How about that Peroni eh?

Dutch confirmed for Deutsch

You can't lose a war if you're fighting for both sides.

what do you guys love and hate about Italy?

I like your pizzas

>toilet
>in India

Objectively false m8

love Italians and gelatto, hate tourists

This

>Californian wine
words cannot express my keks enough

Good way to start.

The best way to not trigger anyone would be to kill yourself.

Ask for a coffee to go.

Order a "capuccino" & pineapple on your pizza. Also complain when our pizza isnt circular shaped with 2 pounds of cheese

Your country is beautiful, invented fascism, renaissance, fuckton of very useful inventions we still use today.
What I hate about your country is how you still aren't fascist.