I've fucked it off hard. Man, you guys won't believe what I'm going to tell...

I've fucked it off hard. Man, you guys won't believe what I'm going to tell. I've been posting almost on a daily basis since the last year.

But as you may see my flag (yes, that fucking country filled with communists) you would think what is going to be said is serious. And actually, it is.

I'ven protesting all of this easter week over goverment's decision to impose a full-blown dictatorship (It was, only they take a step further this time). You know, doing typical shit, erecring barracks over streets, bearing police repression. Most of goverment"s paramilitaries and militias have identified me. But until now they have not dare to touch me nobody here at my suburb (indeed, those guys have even killed people from other province, but here it is no the case. Until now.

They kidnapped two close friends of mine yesterday at night. Didn't even notice, only when I woke up and my mom was crying and told me: "They kidnapped Carlos and Elías, probably they're being torturing and getting electroshocked by those beasts"

Holy fuck, then 5 minutes later a another friend of mine was abducted and goverment's paramilitaries were wandering around the streets. I basically escaped to a border town expecting to cross the frontier and then not knowing what can I do. I can' stay in Colombia, It's too dangerous, goverment fund and is friend of guerrillas groups in Colombian border. And I can't ask for political asylum in Colombia those guys deport every Venezuelan asking for asylum back to Venezuela and then they're jailed.

I don't know, I'm thinking to cross the border then fleeing to Canada or Germany because I don't know what to do.

Please, help me Sup Forums

Before you ask, yes, pretty white pale, catholic etc. Don't worry.

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God speed, user. Stay safe.

Vete a Peru por tierra es lo que hacen todos...

Go out fighting dude. They are going to get you no matter what. Try to get at least 1 or 2 kills before you die. Give one of them PTSD for like a week or something. Don't wait for them to find you. Find them.

I'm guessing your faggot commie country banned guns so you will have to forage for alternatives

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Kill a commie for me bro

You will reach freedom in Valhalla.

;_;7 Stay strong, my Latin American brother.

>This
Take as many communists out with you as possible and join your fallen commrades in Valhalla

^This

If that kind of government gets you (they will), there's no way you're going to be let go. Ever. Go out fighting.

"Give me liberty, or give me death!"

I prefer to commit suicde than being abducted and tortured by those dogs. I would rot once put in jail. Nothing is goinf to oust them from power. They've taken over all the country and we're rhe next Cuba. Every time I try to face off them and challenge them just happen the same: They are more and well-equipped with guns, tanks, etc.

Sit tight and go under the radar for a few months and then make your escape while they've forgotten about you slightly

looking through it this probbaly isn't the best manual to post.

Here's a better one. Pay close attention to pages 80-90

uniteyouthdublin.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/anarchist-cookbook-william-powell.pdf

youtube.com/watch?v=uDGHKyB3T_U

Bleach your hair, disguise your face and catch one of these jackboot fucks while he's off guard and slit his throat. If you kill a commie you will be a fucking legend dude.

Face it dude, you are dead. Your family is already dead. You have nothing to lose. Go out like a fucking legend and become an honorary American.

Try not being born in a socialist hellhole next time. F

If you make it to Canada I can hook you up with some $$$ and help you find a room.

It is easy to say. Far away from artillery fire make old warriors user

lel

STAY OUT

You colossal idiot.

Come to Texas, I'll shelter you till you get on your feet. I'll even help you with becoming a citizen.

I'd be glad to help. Most of us on this board would do what they could to help a friend in need, especially since we can hold the high ground on normies.

I promise you to behave well leaf, I just ne-need a safe place to stay :(

This but I agree with the warning that you have two choices. Either run now while you still have a chance or be willing put everything on the line where you stand including your life.

I will stay here until the end. But thats me, OP seems has lost faith.

Become a communist m8. Not much else you can do at this point.

Fight and hard until you have enough to escape.

damn it's feels good to live in mexico.

Hey man you're right. I'm not in your position and I don't know what I would do if I was, but from where I stand I can say this: you're fucked. They know who you are and have already kindapped your friends, so of course they are going to find you. You have two options, you can go quietly or you can go out with a bang. Killing one of them won't overthrow the government, but it will put a dent in their morale. You think those guys throwing grenades at Nazis in France and Norway didn't make it easier for them to be overrun? you think those gooks that stuck pungi sticks in the ground before getting lit up by M60s and Napalm didn't contribute anything to repelling the burgers?

You're wrong. You won't singlehandedly take down the commies, but you can choose to become more than a forgotten memory, a statistic in a UN paper, you can be a source of nightmares the next time some commie ducks into an ally to take a piss.

I don't know what I would do if I was in your position, but I know what the right thing to do is: kill a commie.

I would go into the mountains of the Kogi.
youtube.com/watch?v=yX-h5g7KcLQ
Its on your border.

JUST

come to germany, we help people like you but fuck off if you only want to abuse our system or do crimes.

Good luck user, wish you the best possible.

go through columbia towards equador or peru, from there you are safe (i assume)

either way good luck user

>shitposting for over a year
>doesnt get you jailed
>protesting for a week
>possibly get tortured to death
Literally 3rd world problems. Coming to Canada, US, Germany they spy on you on computer and whisk you away before you can figure out if it was cause you called the president a nigger online or because you googled furry shit.

Two options:

1) go out as a martyr, you'll be honored by tons of people. But you'll be dead, and that'll be shitty.

2) get out of there, draw a lot of attention to the situation and you'll be alive and maybe you can monetize it and get paid too

Either way, stay safe

What. Why can't he go to brazil?

i hope your friends are ok

....that's actually a good idea , OP could do more damage on the inside. Ham it up with Chavezistas and stab' em the back. The murder rate is already high. They'll think it's just another street crime.

>catholic etc. Don't worry
The cancer. Our Turd II is a devout Papist maybe ask the Pope if you can transfer from one catholic communist dictatorship to another?

Ty user for encouragement.

becouse we need Fachkräfte and if he work it is in our interest.

I got a yacht leaving Santa Maria colombia next week set for Costa RIca. If you can make it that far.Work for CIA. You got any intel to trade us? What they want you for? Got some juice?
These guys a big traffickers. Heavily armed.

Come here and apply for political asylum. You already speak English, so you're 10 steps ahead of most immigrants.

>actually sympathizing with a non-white "person"

ITT nu/pol/ comforts a deadman

Come to Canada. I will brief you on how to get asylum. I live on the border where refugees cross. Take a plane to New York and then a Greyhound bus to Plattsburgh. From there, take a taxi to Roxham Road in Champlain. They'll take you right to the border and you can cross by the ditch. The RCMP will pick you up on the Canadian side and you can claim asylum.

just say you're a muslim then they'll ship you to europe.

NOPE .

Sorry not everyone is a white supremacist piece of shit like you.

what are you waiting for? kys.

A FUCKING LEAF

heh. you want in to canada, huh?

after what you said?

...

Thank Manolito. Your country's support has been well received. We give a shelter from those people fleeing from the Civil War, and they helped the country during the great years. But all of that has gone.

It's seems like my only option, I can travel without Visa. I just don't want to abuse your system. Just a place to stay safe and in any case working and paying taxes accordingly.

How things are going on with people asking for asylum? I really don't care man, just want to flee and if you give me the hand to just claim asylum I'll be in eternal gratitude.

Don't listen to the armchair patriots who have probably never actually put themselves in danger like you.

Find asylum somewhere. Try to help your mum and family. Organise with those outside the country who want to change it. Try to create an insurrection inside.

You could even found a town or place where you can gather.

Eventually, take back your homeland.

Organize and recuperate.

Go to Argentina, they're white country in your continent and will happily take care of their own.

>becouse we need Fachkräfte and if he work it is in our interest.

Does he sound like a Fachkraft to you?

Denying asylum too, Hans.

Come to Brazil faggot

Seek political asylum.
Germany or Canada, here even, just get out and think these things through later, get out.
Go to the airport or make it to the coast and ask around to try and get passage on a boat- use it to hop to wherever then take a plane to europe if you can afford it, shit try and get employed on a boat, safer.

It won't get better. Maduro is basically copying the north korea model. The army/police get food, so they will do whatever the government says.

why not go to Guyana?

How scarce is food?

Are supermarkets empty?
Are fast food joints and restaurants guarded like fortresses?

i can't say you're in the best of positions mi amigo venezolano, but it looks like the government has got your name and ass down and will look for you. it seems like your chances for escape are very low. if you can't find any asylum in the usa or canada the only thing i can recommend is to kill some goddamn commies to earn your spot in valhalla.
godspeed venezuelan user, i will remember you

Answer no one likes but always works, turn to Jesus. Good luck brother

That's what happens when you don't have a gun behind every door user.

Cheers to communism and socialism for fucking everything up.

Surely you can go somewhere in South America.

Sick, everyone flooding into Germany.

I think Germany could be possible, but you would need to find a way here and then claim asylum.

They can only shop 2 times a week, depending on your id and also there is hyperinflation and lack of everything

What about going to an embassy in Colombia? Like Peru's, Argentina's or another country who is opposing Maduro.

I would like or much more if the Money goes to white people, the whiter the better

grab a gun and shoot some random communists. the last hope for your cunt is a civil war

IT IS FUCKING HAPPENING

a few shootings won't start a full blown civil war

What border are we talking about? Police in barranquilla don't give a shit, come in, we have a bunch of memezuelans here anyways

Stay safe, user. If you come to Germany, make a new thread.

IIts amazon up there. Maybe over to French Gunea? ANother shithole of hell.
Whatabout where Jonestown happened? I bet its a hell hole over there too. Looks like you surrounded by hell. That is why never keep your money and gold with a jew bank. They dob you in if you pull all the money out.

Keep us updated on your journeys. Obviously, once you get to safety, that is. Kek is with you, friend. Godspeed.

FUKIN
THIS

RASPATE A UNO AUNQUE SEA!!! NO SEAS MARICA!

Also there is a whole world out there where you can escape, you're not too far away from central american islands

i dont know how they handle asylium applications from south america but people from the middle east and africa almost get everytime asylium

Much luck from me

How did you get internet access in Venezuela? Are you the head of a drug cartel or something?

Man, I'm so scared right now about this fact, because of my family. Basically the only way to get access to basic food is by a goverment controlled institution (yes, they centralized all the production and there are the only ones selling food in the game) the other option is the black market. But only very rich people and foverment high-ranks have access to it because prices are more expensive than in cities like NY or London. So, you can imagine. So, the fear is they detect me and my family and they remove them from there (as they have do with other people protesting) It's quite stressing this situation I am right now

Godspeed, user.

Why not doing like everyone in Venezuela and move to Chile?

I'll "choose" to believe this is real for ten seconds- in the meantime I think about you going through all of this and deciding to come to Sup Forums to whine about it, /r9k/ style... and post frog memes to boot.

ok...

damn, probably shouldn't have put your family in danger by protesting, huh? that wasn't so smart, right? lol

This.
Truman would be proud.
Better dead than red

We're full, nigger.

We have hundreds of thousands of rejected asylum seekers here. They have to live illegal, go into prostitution or drugs.

Don't spread such rumours.

Dude. ELN is across all the border in Arauca and Norte de Santander. Did you know they have headquarters here, not? And those Venezuelan there are just for economic reasons or mostly they're Venezuelans with Colombian families returning back

take this, my rarest of pepes. god is with you user.

I can help you comrade, I live at the border.

Has Germany condemned what is happening in Venezuela. Otherwise the chances of getting asylum is zero.

Good luck and God speed. Get to the states, political asylum is still legit if your coming from a communist nation.

Texas welcomes you if you can make it.

Fuck. Take care lad.

Do you have much money? Maybe try to walk or get a boat to suriname, then you could get a flight to the netherlands from there and claim asylum. Or you could try and get boats down the amazon to brazil.

Fuck off we are full.
>We dont care as long as you work hard and stop praying communism, you are infected by it. Pls dont bring those ideas here

you can come to Canada if you promise to do a speaking circuit at all universities on the horrors of communism. thx.

Come to us bro.
We don't have much to offer but no commie is going to mess with you here.
Also, we need people from actual communist countries to tell our left wing politicians and college students to shut the fuck up

If you can manage to kill one and take his shit, you will be just as well equipped as the rest of them.

Your first option is to get the fuck out of there, establish yourself somewhere and then get you family to come, moreover how old are and how educated are you.

If everything else fails, have a stick or knife by your side all the times, and stab a commie in the throat. Act chill like you are surrendering and just fuck them up. If you did you just might get them pissed enough to kill you immediately and not torture you.

Good luck user.

Fuck communism.

Ask for asylum on an embassy user.
(Chilean one has received people).

come stay at my house dude

Come to Portugal, say you descend from a sizable comunity we have there that is also leaving