N. Korea’s missile launch attempt fails

>North Korea has tried, but allegedly failed, to conduct a new missile test launch, according to South Korea’s Joint Chief of Staff. The alleged botched launch comes amid heightened tensions on the Korean Peninsula and a day after Pyongyang showcased its new sea based and intercontinental missiles.

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KIM DEAD

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Lil Kim gon' die soon

n. korea btfo

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any more details youve seen? how far did it get and in which direction?

bamp for kim

Failed or not, does it mean intervention?

big question for sure

IT'S OVER BOYS!

TRUMP IS GOING TO WAR WITH THE NORTH!

RIP KIM!

JUST

>trump rn
gooooo get 'em

Are they in the war room right now?!

Press F to pay respects to based Kim

Then you guys get mucho shekels!

F

poor generals who will be executed because of this fail now.
>5

No.

You are very dumb if you think trump meant what he said about a preemptive strike.

Why is the War Room so fucking tiny?

It was filled to the brim in that pic of Obama following the Bin Laden raid

Unequivocally. He's dead.

Perhaps the military blew it up on purpose to make Un look foolish

>Kim Attempts the happening
>FAILS

You had ONE job you fat fuck.

>cha-caw, bah-gawk
you won't do anything white boi

YOU HAD ONE JOB KIM

Shit's real.

This was a SCIF room at Mar-a-Lago Resort, not at the White House.

Digits confirm. RIP fatty

i'm feeling sleepy. so sleepy user, get some rest.

>tensions are at their highest point for a while
>literal talks of nuclear war and retaliations
>days after Trump drops the most powerful non nuclear weapon of all time
>"gee let me launch a missile!"

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Tfw the world is turning into MGS

"War. War never changes."
—Snake

NUKE IT KIM

They were told not to do this.

Time to punish them. North Korea regularly boasts about nuking the United States, fires missiles into Japan and South Korea's vicinity, and goes unpunished.

They are not getting a nuke, this shouldn't be allowed. Trump DO NOT PUSSY OUT HERE.

>SCIF
SCIFs are barebones. They arent gonna take the time to decorate and put the Presidential Seal up

This is what an actual SCIF looks like

Trump will pussy out. Although I wish he pulled the trigger.

FAKE NEWS

KIM NEVER FAILS !!!!!!!

Nigger, they can setup a SCIF room wherever they want.

Read more about it you degenerate.

>77
>PK CUIX

Anyone ever stop to think the missile is supposed to blow up.
They are developing an EMP device.

Kim just about shit himself when it got shot down. Top kek

News just coming in, second launch immediately after the first, reports of bright flashes in Seoul, the DMZ and American military bases in the region. It's real and it's happening right now.

What will you tell your grandchildren about this day?

We'll shoot them all down. Keep em coming you chink gook faggot

SCIF rooms are specialized environments to prevent the leaking or overhearing of anything involved. An office room isn't a SCIF. It isn't soundproofed and isn't even checked for bugs. If they were going to have a dedicated SCIF room, it would be prepared accordingly.

i was hoping Califartia would be nuke.

>I was shitposting on a Cambodian imageboard when the nuke blew up a country or two

Lies!

LITTLE
CHINESE
MISSILE

How will Trump respond to this?

i hope he does it. it sends a message to the commie rat infestation at home too.

WHY WOULD HE USE GAS ON HIS OWN PEOPLE IT MAKES NO SENSE

oh wait

WHY WOULD HE LAUNCH A MISSILE WHEN ..

Kimmy is done :(

WW3 on Easter Sunday hopefully. I'm unironically going to bed. Don't start the Apocalypse without me.

So who gets killed by anti-tank gun this time? Maybe they'll use both anti-tank AND an anti-aircraft gun to kill whoever made it fail? Perhaps strap the guy to their next nuke test? THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!

NUKE IT KIM

FUCK YEAH

NUKE IT KIM

He'll ask China to implement more sanctions. They'll half ass it

I swear man, Trump doesn't belong in the real world, a man like him should only be in the Metal Gear universe

A decade from now, we're going to be absolutely swamped with fictional President Trumps in every medium possible

Question is, will this be enough to incite a preemptive strike to prevent any further "tests"?

SHUT THE FUCK UP

Damn it NK. You had one job. Be successful, and you can't even do that.

preemptive strike is a meme

Just what I was thinking, poor guys.

how do we fuck with Kim and make him go on a missile launching tantrum

No shit though, how will the US react?

IF I HAVE RED IN MY ID THEN IT'S ABSOLUTELY HAPPENING

>inb4 Kim escapes to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism

CONFIRMED

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It's not a meme. The fact that people on this board even say so is proof of how deluded and lost in their own fantasy world they really are.

Shit's on, son.

OOHH SHIT IT'S HAPPENING

Haven't enough people died for gommunism?

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wtf guys

this was all supposed to be a j-joke............

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WHAT HAVE I DONE

cant argue with that full house

wtf

that's like 1/17576 chances

If I get something special in my ID and digits then ww3 cause fuck you

Erection inducing, not ironically like everyone else claims to be aroused by a happening.

ANYONE CALI? 3 AIRFORCE JETS FLEW OVER MY CITY SOMEONE HELP

RIP Kim

E+4

Dude you wrecked it all. Good fucking luck!!!

Time to nuke those fags.

I'm ready

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SOON!

What red am I supposed to be seeing?

Now that's a get

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what are the odds though..wtf screencap this shit right now

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WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG

In a way, me too, but I have family to think about so I really hope we btfo them before they can fire off a round at Hawaii or the West Coast.

I'm not a edgelord and I understand the implications of nuclear war... and don't like 'em.

NANI?!

ITS OVER BOYS, TIME TO HIDE IN THE FOREST.