>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
Finally. Been waiting for /cpd/! Warm weather today, in the 80s. Should be prime nogging!
Cameron Hernandez
Bump Good evening, Robert.
Hudson Adams
Tommy Lee Jones was the lead in No Country For Old Men...why did Marky Mark get shooped in there? I'm guessing because he almost beat a nigger to death in Massachusetts?
Leo Morgan
>2 males holding down a male
Jaxson Ward
SOMEONE GETTING RAPED TONIGHT
Jack Green
>no coonery for old nigs It's a remake. Comes out july 4th.
Nathan Murphy
July 4th Robert threads will be /comfy/ AF
Easton Sullivan
>15 years old >nigger male >wearing red pants >has a gun
Luis Moore
>10 offenders present Yeah, this was gangland beefing.
Ryder Campbell
>threw a ball at her son's face
Nathaniel Martin
For sure. Police won't be able to discern the fireworks from gun-fire. /maleblack/ will provide high-level coonery
James Reed
Coonery watch in effect
Luke Morris
Do people find my Adam shift recaps valuable? I'm not looking for (You)s, I just have no clue if people enjoy these abridged lists of events.
>barking dog for A COUPLE HOURS AT THIS POINT >staff at nursing home refusing woman entrance to see her brother >male hispanic knocking on doors asking for money >two drug addicts might have ODed in an alley >kia optima driving erratically >assault victim being beligirent with EMS >male black been locked in the bathroom, possibly using drugs >heroin OD in basement >drinking in the park >no one remembered to call the tow >literal pollack calling about fight in menards parking lot >Mr. Mary bit by a chihuahua >boyfriend drunk in apt, caller 7mos pregnant >kid playing in the middle of a street >3 alcoholics drinking and causing trouble >someone impersonating cops >people gathering shopping carts into alley >male white in truck flashing gun, trying to run caller off the road >also male white might be drunk >cop pulls truck over, turns out the caller is the one who fucked up >trashcan on fire >someone being battered in apt >caller says she's a victim of domestic, hung up, callback unsuccessful >male black checking doorhandles with hammer and screwdriver >dude throwing trash around in alley >male and female white passing out ice cream to kids at baseball game >people selling magazines out on the street, caller unhappy with their service >males with a machinegun shooting in car >security holding 11y/o boy for shoplifting, can't reach his parents >male white screaming at his own car in gas station parking lot >female caller says dude is following her after buying her coffee >male calls, says that female stole her wallet >caller asking about hispanic who was shot last night, but the wait at hospital was too long so he left >caller angry at the cops for something earlier, threatened to blow up police station >male black in bathroom screaming for over 40 minutes >10-1 OFFICER NEEDS ASSISTANCE >okay thankfully turned out to be nothing
Asher Hall
Will Mael Blak triumph tonight?
Lincoln Fisher
This is pretty good, I enjoy them when I check in early. Thanks for posting user.
Wyatt Lewis
>protester refusing to leave
James Taylor
I appreciate them, yes.
Anthony Stewart
Recaps are always nice.
Isaiah Adams
Yes. Appreciate it
Josiah Evans
Does everyone in Chicago bail on cab fare?
Tyler Howard
>male doing drugs in the back room >caller didn't bother giving a location
Joshua Miller
so stupid
Andrew Bennett
Only the non-white men
Evan Ward
We need to designate one bingo card per night. It's far too time consuming to track multiple cards.
Camden Reyes
>male bleeding >bruises all over his body >beaten by a female
Gavin James
>female
Parker Torres
>says she fell down the stairs
Josiah Howard
Bet he gets arrested and not her
Jaxon Ortiz
Found the pepe I used in the original. Made a new one. R8?
Gavin Hernandez
breddy gud robert
Brandon Parker
Just got a pizza they didn't have a Chicago deep dish. /comfy/ anyway.
Aiden Taylor
ee predator!
Ayden Diaz
>the one with the orange shirt has a gun
Isaac Myers
Seems like Engineer Robert fixed the radios. They were fucked up big league last night.
Liam Taylor
Grey hoodie framed him.
Matthew Richardson
>TYRONE THE MEMES ARE REAL
Brody Rodriguez
live wire
Daniel Green
I'm so happy that ended with a goodification..
Benjamin Nelson
I have a 6 pack in me and looking to get comfy for some coonery
Ryder Lopez
>"""""interacting""""" with the """""community"""""
Nicholas Hernandez
>shots fired
Easton Sanchez
>ONE >ONE SHOT FIRED >AH AH AH
Joshua Ross
well, he didn't get any darker :^)
Xavier Torres
im not even confident i could take on a sheboon like that
Parker King
Check yo keys check yo partners keys
William Russell
>group of teenagers in the street threatening people
Camden Sanders
I wouldn't even try. Whites are not prepared to fight niggers. We're not made like gorillas.
Landon Perry
did i hear 10-33?
Aiden Gray
>10-33 Emergency: all units stand by
Something big happened if true.
Kevin Price
Tune in and shots fired in an alley and a bunch of nigs playing loud music... Chiraq does not disappoint.
Nathan Taylor
The monkeys are drawing on each other.
Cooper Miller
>investigative alert What does that mean?
Nathaniel Phillips
>two male blacks with a "hand rifle"
Daniel Smith
...
Luis Murphy
>male white stripping at burger king
Christian Morales
Trying to get a free whopper up in this bitch.
Jose Lopez
Sorry guys, I forgot to make a daily OC yesterday, so you get TWO SHOTS FIRED today, AH HA HA
Isaac Moore
...
Jose Gonzalez
The fucking heat is on, i'm in michigan and it was over 80 degrees for a few hours. Temps are gonna crash after this, but every fucking nog available is going to be in the streets working their hardest to fuck up Easter.
They don't understand holidays that don't require gifts or fucking about with loud music. The aspects of togetherness, of quiet compassion, it's a lost cause. I went to school in flint for over a year, and it's un-fucking-real. If you haven't been white in a mostly black environment, you can't understand. They turn, they second they can, they turn from anything civil to the most base thugs. It doesn't matter how upright or civil they may seem, put them in a nog environment, and they go feral almost instantly.
Gonna be some crazy tonight. Heat and their dim understanding that something is going on sometime soon with the white folks will have them out in droves.
William Torres
Yo is there like a /cpd/ discord or something?
Chase Rogers
I'm liking those 2. Good job.
Elijah Ramirez
...
Grayson Robinson
>knife fight
Josiah Adams
dude, reads like a fucking thriller seriously, consider writing short stories or kids novels or something
if you aren't some psycho
Jose Jenkins
That's really saddo, I hope he's ok :(
Joseph Jenkins
Amazing writing, I lost it at "lost cause" kek
Isaac Cooper
...
Bentley Evans
I write horror, both long and short. I wish I had less use for the same skills in these threads, but there it is.
>someone made OC of my post...
Liam Butler
>three year old with a nosebleed that won't stop
Logan Myers
GANG SUPPRESSION MISSION
That 3 year old better have hemophilia and not have an abusive parent.
Henry Kelly
>male urinating infront of the kids AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Christian Hernandez
>gang suppression I don't know what that means.
Tyler Brown
>expose yourself andpee pee in front of neighbors kids >argument ensues >threaten to come back with a gun Just Male Black Things
Tonight is clear and pleasant in Chicago. Perfect hoodie weather. It's also Easter holiday weekend. Chance of Niggening is moderate to high. WELCOME TO CPD. GET COMFY!
Michael Reed
There have been a slew of dudes whipping out their dicks this week in Chicago.
Christian Perez
>white male shooter what sorcery is this?
Austin Morgan
>Chance of Niggening is moderate to high
Leo Rodriguez
Shots fired!!!!
Nolan Davis
>wearing a bullet proof jacket in da alley >acting strange what?
Mason Gonzalez
That's beautiful. I read it while listening to CPD feed + ambient music and it gave me unironical shivers
Henry Bailey
Some lucky fuck is exploring/looting an abandon medic center with a qt
Nicholas Powell
According to someone on Everyblock they basically just saturate a gang infested area, make their presence known and try and shut them down for awhile. Seems futile, but I'm glad they do it anyway.
