/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - BEST ALLY EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #12 4/14/17
youtu.be/5-HAAlJebkY
>Pres Trump meets w/I-85 Bridge First Responders 4/13/17
youtu.be/YLvWLzOiKmM
>Pres Trump/NATO Sec Gen Stoltenberg joint press conf 4/12/17
youtu.be/bzDg7G9c1e8
>Sean Spicer/Kellyanne Conway @ Newseum 4/12/17
youtu.be/wDqAV2R-Yrk
>FM Lavrov/SoS T-Rex joint statement in Moscow 4/12/17
youtu.be/C8GYc5tvDUA
>Pres Trump on Mornings with Maria 4/12/17
youtu.be/8wY3K4pitjE
>Attny Gen Sessions @ Luke AFB AZ 4/11/17
youtu.be/wNHDzTn1mwA
>Attny Gen Sessions @ US-MEX border 4/11/17
youtu.be/uhQT41Z3e0M
>Attny Gen Sessions @ Assoc of Chiefs of Police 4/11/17
youtu.be/d2PANqxRC0o
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>March in the Trumpenreich
youtu.be/gwmp3E9VIX0
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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(muffled awoos)

AWOO~

WE HAVE THE BEST BOTES!

(autistic faggot)

daily reminder that ... FUCK TRUMP

If my ID is blue, Pyongyang gets nuked in the next 24 hours.

is this a bot?

Kek, now check.

FUCKING NORKIES!!!!!! GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ONE PAWWNCHHHH

Nope, dedication.

At least you self-conscious about it

Greetings from Britain Amerifriends. You guys going to get some sweet free trade deals with us going or what?

twitter.com/tristandross/status/794122610510589952/photo/1

>Spain will never be free from the european chokehold
This is how legends die. Not with a bang, but a whimper

before he was president

eat shit neocon jew

What is going on with that anyways?

I love Israel!

this is the antifa bitch who got KO'd

Someone else must make the next thread

I will not be making the next thread.

>He doesn't first post awoo post

Low energy!

BEST ALLY

FREEDOM AND INDEPENDENCE FOREVER

stop posting this.
youre going to get our guys in trouble.

I Swear on me mum if that dirty cockroach serb comes back im gonna mess him up with the gaffers watching

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Working on it bro. The UK is one of our greatest allies.

is that richard spencer?

Girls have low HP.

Well then I've got like 40-50 unofficial ones needing hats the next couple nights, as well as a LOT of botes I picked up too

We really do

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:3

>free trade
sure thing buddy, as long as it's fair and free trade

More?

AWOOoooOOooOoOOooOOo

I made my gay cousin cry when I told him I voted for Trump, it was fucking hilarious

i dont think so because she had dreads

anime is degenerate

Awoo~

>A black guy

Looks like Saratoga needs some patching up!

>nazi scalps
she fucking deserved it

What did she mean by this

surely if it's not a bot it'll post more than once

>When the LARPing ends abruptly

>cuckservatives btfo when

youtube.com/watch?v=dfEFBveITJg

OV VEYYYYYY

it means that Trump is doing a great job at enriching his Wall Street buddies

shes up to 20000 cocks lifetime score

>determined to bring back 100 nazi scalps
>gets fucked instead

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>Nazi scalps
THAT IS OFFENSIVE TO NATIVE AMERICANS REEEEE

Also
>Womyn stronk
>Gets BTFO
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Right away, sir!
Getting invaded by Muslims voluntarily is more degenerate.

Probably going to be discussed during Trump's state visit I imagine. I rally hope it happens soon so I can witness the glorious EU butthurt.

lol you can hear it in the video

Tell her I am disappointed in the fact she appropriated african jamaican hair culture

>Just stealing and re-purposing a Sup Forums meme for shilling
Lame

youtube.com/watch?v=zAHxAD6X-Ng&index=4&list=FLj4Gmqveo2c2mKDKXlot4sA

HAIL VICTORY

Sometimes things get rough in the field

ur just jelly of mai waifu m8

She didn't do so well, did she?

please don't rob me sir mbutu ngaema, i dindu nuffin

Nice job hiding her name stupid faggot

20 months into trench warfare and chill and she gives you that look.

i-is it blue enough?

Reminder: Trumpcuks GTFO. Sup Forums belongs to the real alt right now

Please don't post monstergirls on /tg/ thanks.

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Quick rundown of the timeline
>Roy Cohn gets premonition from the future (sent by Baron) that Trump would need to ascent to the presidency to save the USA
>Image of future presented to Roy by a spirit in the form of a Frog
>Cohn devolves into madness, obsessing with frogs and green
>Befriends Trump to fulfill the prophecy
>blesses him in the name of Kek (see pic)
>Ancient god of chaos Kek is reincarnated as Pepe and applies to the apprentice
>Trump fires Pepe, thereby gaining control of Kek and assuming the power he wielded in this world
>loses all memory of the sent
>Trump encounters Kek a second time in the form of Pepe
>Has no memory of meeting him
>Pepe seat himself on the far right to remind Trump of the goal he must fulfill
>Trump goes on to win the presidency and save the west as it was foretold.

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Why should he have to?

H-he's fast!

Can I ask: how many people have each person in this thread had sex with?

But we take good care of our botes, so they can always be ready to protect us!

Keep this T_D shit out and go back to feggit.

XD XD im Gonna keep posting pictures of black people to project the fact that 83% of my country comes from turkey

Everyone keeps jacking my formats

REEEEEEE

Ya lookin' for trouble pal?

No he just also has a fashy haircut

youtube.com/watch?v=ErfbD7_DwXA

What can I do for 7 Days in New York I overbooked a bit

TOMAHAWKS ARE NOT RACIST AWOOOMENT

Are they still assmad over Gibraltar?

Snek is ours too

*THE greatest ally. We are also your dad and although we have had our fights I think it is time we get back involved with our son now we have divorced from the abusive and controlling EU wife that stopped us seeing you.

Yup, and always make sure they get plenty of time off for rec

He wanted people to post this, I guess.

i just downloaded the image

>drumpf supports Israel
HELL YEAH HE DOES!

I'm going to bed now.
Can you please not start a nuclear war while I'm away?

>Everyone keeps jacking my formats

how did I jack you off?

Name The (((Pizza-Parlor)))

/ptg/ i'm from the future roughly 250 years

the 2nd Korean War begins in 10 hours your time, we're not exactly sure in our timeline who it was that started the war, but North Korea was completely destroyed and overrun by China and South Korea in 1 hour, but one of their missiles got past the air defense field and hit a city, about 6,000,000 killed according to the historypads

The successful war won President Cruz a 2nd term though so don't worry about it too much all will be okay.

How do I know this? We have advanced apple computers in my timeline. I even know my post ends in a 3.

Of course if it doesn't it's because the timeline divergence was too much.

That's more than enough time to enjoy some museums

No one cares about Italy so you are safe in any event.

AWOO AWOO AWOO

Link to NRA thing?

*teleports into bed with you*

>being an unironic commie
>after Stalin
they're not doing themselves any favors, are they