Brit/pol/ - CBeebies Bed Time Stories Edition

>NUT agree on strike in worst performing areas, potential nationwide strikes
theguardian.com/education/2017/apr/15/nut-backs-strike-action-in-english-schools-over-funding-crisis
archive.is/pmQhh

>Saatchi owned Thatcherite leads Parliamentary committee into "Fake News"
ukcolumn.org/article/fakenews-impartial-inquiry
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>Britain First members and sites hacked for being anti-muslim
rt.com/uk/384641-britain-first-bomb-threat/
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>New European pisses off Skegness in Breit smear
order-order.com/2017/04/13/new-european-slapped-remainers-skegness-hurt-offended/
archive.is/xSnDy

>Military veterans protest against Troubles legal 'witch hunt'
news.sky.com/story/military-veterans-protest-against-troubles-legal-witch-hunt-10836562
archive.is/eLYTC

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>gay nigger is the companion on doctor who
How am I supposed to empathise with that? 5% of the population is gay, 5% is black, 0.0025% is both.

Nighty night lads, hope you all enjoy a choccy egg or two tomorrow to celebrate the literal resurrection of God incarnate

Already had mine two days ago

>he still watches doctor who

The ABSOLUTE STATE of our Foreign Secretary.

ooh u cheeky monkey

youtube.com/watch?v=D49d75blINA

Jack Straw's face on the left.

post toads

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the lad who created


farage.neocities.org

needs to get it up and running again

That's why i'm joining the military. They even have to swear an oath to the queen before they join. I sort of hope a war does break out so we can get some good old patriotism in us again.

Imagine being knighted by the Queen/King? How do other countries even live when they don't have people to look up to?

Same here lad, Just worried Ill get drafted to fight some kikes war in the middle east for some oil

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Wonder if it was meant to be funny.

>tfw Mummy let me have one tonight

Who else gets horny as shit when they see this???

It's normally boring crap, but every now and again there's a happening!

>How do other countries even live when they don't have people to look up to?

But they do. Just look at this woman getting the Presidential Medal of Freedom. Just imagine the sacrifices she has made for her country.

This is the girl who got BTFO by that Nathan chap

>100 nazi scalps

That's next level LARPing.

Proper craving a twix lads haha

>tfw got really fucking excited like half hour ago when I saw NK and breaking news on BBC


just some missile test shit

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what do you lads think of britfeel?

I feel both threads have a lot in common desu

I'm not exactly a normie but r9k is so fucked up jesus christ

I love McCoy's

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Alright Sup Forums
Heard all about you lovely lads and just passing through to hope you all have a very happy easter.

- Kev

BBQ Mini Cheddars are objectively better

cheers kev

Doctor Who has turned into schizophrenic David Moyes and his autistic female version of Maurice Moss fighting shitty cosplayers in alien suits.

I haven't had McCoy's in years i need to fix myself.

What the fuck? Why do we need so much blood?

I'll be honest mate. I always spend time there and I think its warped my mind. It seems normal now there. Can you give me the opinion of a normal person to shake be up?

Just join before the drafts come. I'm signing on for REME personally as you are in the army, you get some good experience, it's probably the most useful of the skills and you're relatively safe.

Mishtur president.
>4-8 years of being somebody then fade into obscurity (unless you're very good/ very bad)

Her majesty
>64 years of being one of the most beloved people on the planet.

The ARYAN BLOOD REFINERIES only give us so much.

>Exports

Of Anything specific? r9k just creeps me the fuck out of the those 30 Year olds roleplaying as anime girls and wanting to meet up and fuck a guy. Idk man just is fucking weird

> what we need
> exports

You what mate?

Stop exporting our blood supplies.

thanks Kev

really appreciate it mate

Eh, I guess it is weird, but hilarious to me. I guess you kind of have to be an autistic man child to understand.

You are both welcome lads.

Really nice folk here on Sup Forums
Quite comfy too

Anyone remember the other flavour Jaffa Cakes? Quite peckish for one right now.

- Kev x

Why didn't we just stay out of the first world war?

that new doctor who episode was shit desu
the state of steven moffatt

Other flavour? There's only one flavour of Jaffa Cakes, which is Jaffa Cake.

anyone else get nosebleeds all the fucking time. Annoying as shit

>t. anime character

Nice body. Face is awful though, typical mongy British look.

There were these. I'm not sure if they make them anymore. The blackcurrent were DELISH!

- Kev x

Now that the dust has settled, we can all agree that he did nothing wrong, right?

have you been digging for gold up there user?

The old master is coming back, before his sex change. I hope to God he'll say the female master isn't real and that timelords can't change gender.

Chink girls feet smell so fucking good. Cute little dinks, the lot of them. I'd shag every girl in China if i could.

>#Breaking: UK Foreign Office says it is "concerned by reports of a missile test by North Korea" and is "monitoring the situation closely".

Oh, good.

hopefully it was all a ruse and missy was a decoy all along. based john simm

Lads I'm a kissless virgin about to turn 20. considering death

Can you drive?

Good, I liked him.

Still won't watch it though.

hello are you me? Just watch some chinese cartoons and forget all about it

Genghis khan smiles upon you

What is this heresy.

They're also bringing the old Cybermen back, but it looks like they're just le robot army again.

Englishmen keep their promises

>tfw I use a mirror, the torch on my phone and some tweezers.

I get those far ones at the back that feel really good.

>tfw 21 year old kissless virgin turning 22 this month

This is brit/pol/, home of the 20+ kissless virgin. SO what?

they better not fucking fly this time

And englishmen LOSE EMPIRES AND BECOME IRRELEVANT

hol up sonny jim

Nope, considering learning though seems worthwile

I don't enjoy anime at all, freaks me out

Good to know I'm not the only one

Anyone else watching UFC?

>they better not fucking fly this time

Hopefully they do, all the way to Sup Forums, taking this childish conversation with them.

I would really recommend learning to drive. At your age it gets girls.

Wouldn't be suprised if most 20 year olds were kissless tbqh.

*turns on astroboots*
heh nuthin personnel kid
*detatches hands*

it's 2am on brit/pol/ fuck off normalfag

JUST

When will the UK be white again? When will we kick England out?

Lost it at 15, wouldn't reccomend it.

Don't worry about it too much, this virginity obsesson stuff in the media is the pinnacle of kikery.

Has anyone here been to a nationalist/patriot type rally, possibly held by EDL or similar? If so, are the turnouts good? I'm thinking of going down to one but I don't want to be embarrassed while an antifa protest of 1000s screams at me.

I wouldn't. Nothing to gain, everything to lose.

Has everyone just gone off to bed?

Is that still on? It got based for a while (Lots of unit) then nosedived when the prettyboy Tennant thing took off and the randumb of Smith.

It's a shame as the writing has ruined what could have been a great stint for Capaldi as the doctor.

I miss when Dr Who did sci-fi.

A brief note on Canada which occurred to me earlier.

user. Please. Don't incite them. Remember if your enemies disgust even themselves, they win.

I honestly don't know what concerns me more. Either:
>All of Canada's population that simultaneously met and arranged to make themselves the whiniest (after the germans) the most sanctimonious (after the Americans) the most lacking in self awareness (after the Russians), the most suicidally debased (after sweden) and downright loathsome after the turks, and this is all some sort of cosmic syrupnigger joke.

Or.

>As above but they genuinely believe what they post.

I don't know which prospect is more terrifying.

>Nothing to gai
What about lighting together, in Britain, a flame that the ages shall not extinguish?

It's not all that. When i'm not in the moment i find it kinda repulsive desu like i don't like getting other people spit in my mouth ffs. i cannot be the only one.

Also post body pic so we can see if you have a chance. n-no homo..

digits acknowledged. And the government will never stop letting them in en masse.

I didn't mind it I have to say. Went back to the whole scary era of The Weeping Angels.

Being a leaf must be great on this board. People take the bait every single time.

youtube.com/watch?v=5kml92pPjx0

As a thought excercise. Try to imagine how much of modern Britain William Gladstone would recognise, Arthur Conan Doyle? Maybe even Queen Victoria.

>lesbian puddle
>scary
It was also a rip-off idea from a Tennant episode. Was gash desu

Unfortunately oswald mosley isn't around to light that flame

Don't want to be sad today, thanks.

It really has improved, hasn't it? Used to be all poor people and now, thankfully, it's mainly middle class.

>watching Doctor Poo since (((Moffat))) got in charge
Pure coincidence the Jew took over right as all the dykes and forced diversity happened.

Remember when scottish seats would return labour MP's with 65% of the vote?

Why doesn't anyone hold rallies like these anymore? Halls won't allow far right groups in?

>everyone in this video is dead or fled london to avoid the nigs

Lad, RTD had the main comoanion be a racemixer.

Oh my fuck i could go for some of these