You go to sleep and wake up here (Berlin, year 1900)

You go to sleep and wake up here (Berlin, year 1900)

youtube.com/watch?v=B-m9A8mY-U0

What would you do?

Why the sad music?

I'll take a ride on the tram. Enjoy one of the most advanced countries on earth in 1900. Then gtfo in 13 years.

Nostalgia i'd say - for what has been lost due to recent history.

Kill Hitler.

because it will never be the same

Get into military, spend 14 years go up in ranks and prepare to win war

Create the internet and an anime board and sit in my room all day.

Die from dysentery.

Find a young Hitler and tell him the Jews did 9/11

You would kill an 11 year old?

Enlist in the army,enjoy my sick pickelhaube for 14 years and go die.

You mean 11/11, right?

It'd be a shame if something were to happen to those cities... eh, Hans?

Amass a fortune to leave Berlin and travel to Japan, and use my shitty art skills I learned from reading shitty "how to draw manga" from 15 years ago and become the father of chinese cartoons.

Make a note for my grandkids to buy stocks in apple. Move to New Zealand for a few years and open the first ever boost juice

Move to america and start a business over there.

Develop the first nuclear weapon - Showcase it to the world by dropping it on the eternal anglo - prevent ww1 and 2 :>

Become a member of the black hand and kill arche duke ferdy a year earlier

rave in the streets like a lunatic about how the country will look in a century

>run into the Kaiser's home
>start screaming DONT SEND LENIN TO RUSSIA DONT SEND LENIN TO RUSSIA DONT SEND LENIN TO RUSSIA FOR FUCKS SAKE DONT SEND HIM TO RUSSIA

what a humongous weeb faggot

Your all not thinking about the real problem
>find a way to exterminate the Rothschilds

Die of shock because it's full of germans.

In fact, i haven't seen so many germans in one place in my entire life.

>amazing architecture
>everyone dressed well
>no blue haired obese attack helicopters
>no kebabs

it hurts lads

no hitler, no great cuckening for the white race

Do I have anything to prove I was from the future?

If so:

>prove to the authorities and media outlets I'm from the future
>get international attention
>rat on Gravillo Princip
>plea Woodrow Wilson not to create the Fed
>warn Europeans about the two world wars that will destroy our continent
>tell them about the perils of statism, multiculturalism and socialism
>push for political decentralization and devolution
>live cozy life with German qt. for the rest of my life while reminding everyday that crisis avoided

How you going to do that little guy? We own all the territory from which you extract uranium.

You've got full knowledge of the future - it's up to you what to do with it.

>warns about multiculturalism
>wants to marry German qt
>is Moortugese

You'd be killing the wrong person. Might ought to kill Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin while you're at it.

You would probably get killed sooner or later for what happened was planned by the elites.

Find a old timey weed dealer, and get stoned as fuck as I walk through the main square

Remind the locals that Alsace-Lorraine is righful French clay

Rush to any scientists and explain to them the concept of atomic weapons, get cash, save Europe.

Really cool.
NONE of them knew just how screwed they actually we're...Never ceases to amaze me. Ever think that maybe we don't know how screwed we are? That in the next 13 years....wow

There is more than enough uranium in the Germany of 1900 for a bomb (especially Saxony and Thuringia).

You could just murder Lenin instead

abo, back to the books, the Reconquista endend in Portugal in 1249, they were expelled, so sorry for your br0's

I would seek out a young Austrian boy -> mentor him -> guide him to victory later in life

The Soviet Union literally build its nuclear stockpile with East German uranium

Tell them not to give Austro-Hungary a blank check and do everything you can to prevent the great war breaking out.

grab the book "How hitler could have won" right before they warp me back

Go around to attempt to stop WWI.

kill churchill
Watch the timeline go apeshit.

I'll just find Bismark, he'll fix this.

:^)

Bribe the shitty dean of the art school that rejected him to accept him.

Meu amigo ancap tuga, encontramo nos de novo.

Start a movement to import africans with big black cocks to the country since it lacks diversity and german women wombs must be filled with african sperm

Go back to Sweden

You just teleported into Germany with nothing, yet you expect to have sufficient cash to bribe a rich, respected reitor into accepting some kid?
You'd probably decrease his chances by trying.

indeed my friend. do you like my new Hoppewave? Also, coffee when?

Boa Páscoa.

This. Kill the fucking Serb who shot archduke Franz Ferdinand

Buy stock in FN.

Then yes, Hans, that's what I would do. And I'd take matters into my own hands if no one believed me.

Help the Kaiser in his plans sabotage the triple entente and continue the spirit of monarchy and traditionalism throughout the 20th and 21st century.

>Step 1- find Tesla and we get to work

So, can you guys become a gay couple as well so we can have you guys + the Swede and Spanish couple?
Boa Páscoa, pai

>1:54

looks like a JRPG city, so comfy fuck

this is your fault germoney you shouldn't have sperged out 2 times in a row

Coffee? I thought you didn't like that stuff, last time we met here I sent you my reddit for you to message me and got no return. Uma santa Páscoa também para ti.

Oh wait so you're the other guy. Damn I got two ancap friends here then. Thought you had died out in the meantime didn't even remember you.

Nope, still alive. Are you still interested in talking? I can leave a link if you are.

>walk through the street, enjoying Berlin without Ahmeds
>try to find a cheap room anywhere
>doing some labor to earn some money
>buy stocks, betting on sport events
>get rich and buy a comfy home outside from Berlin and marry a qt
>die 1915 in France

mfw no qt libertarian latina to have consensual love with

>go to england and catch a boat to america
>invest in coca cola or levi's or something
>bury my fortune and wake up in the present
>dig it up for big buxxxx
fuck germany
DOG BLESS THE USA

Gonna kill everyone on my list in direct order
>Gavrilo Princip
>Rasputin
>Lenin
>Trotsky
>Makhno
>Enver Pasha
>Every Rothschild

And then i works gonna try to warn great powers leaders on how shitty, decadent and degenerate the future is and warn them to not start the war.

Sure. Although I thought you were the other Portuguese ancap with whom I usually talk. You should stop by the /lrg/ threads by the way, it's sorta become ancap capital.

Here's another, even hotter. kek.

This is also a good starting point. Latvia is correct.

Build the first steam engine and introduce Berlin to the atom bomb principles so they can have a leg up in WW1

Do everything I can to start the Blood Purification programme to get rid of the Jews and part Jews and then lobby for peace

Create something to kill germanics

But stalin was good

He was just a leader, he just ruled comunist people, he could rule nazi germany or other country, he didnt have politic preference

All right, although the ancap general is more like low tier "no step on snek" memes, there's not really any debate into how to implement these systems in our respective countries.
Here's my user on leddit, send me a message: u/lusocappy

Gib my clay national autonomy, Tzar batushka.

Will do. The /lrg/ threads are best when opposition arrives, where we rev up the helicopters and the quotes and infographics and try to civilize those who spout "le Jew Rothbard" or "le (((lolbergtarianism)))" BS at us.

>killing based Rasputin
Nice try.

Kill blackhand save europe

>Based Raputin
>literally made Romanovs look decadent as shit
>was a perverted degenerate heretic of every church
>corrupted duma into some weak ass manure

Fuck this guy.

Uh, the steam engine was invented decades before this video. Also nucleur weapons are a hoax and you would just be wasting their time with that.

>You go to sleep and wake up here (Berlin, year 1900)

Find Adolf Hitler, Goebbels, Borman, Goering and Himmler and convince these gentlemen to take up arms and help me take out every single international banker there is.

We will be known as the Nazi 6.

Famous German film makers in Hollywood (in Southern California) will make an award-winning movie about our exploits and how we saved the world from communism and that anti-American nigger traitor Obama (who was never born thanks to his mother being thrown in concentration camp).

invent guns, gas, colour, and lightening and use it to kill the Bolsheviks

It's a shame we don't have a political party that is right libertarian, but we have BE in the fucking parliament. Our country is cucked up the ass.

Not much since I would probably be arrested for indecent exposure.

hate the game not the player

Find work and save up enough to go to Russia to murder every commie conspirator that exists.

>1900 Berlin
>hitler

He Was in austria, linz you poofter.

Invent rocketry.

Funny how lolbertarianism attracts people with genetics not worth preserving...

>heavily over represented by Sharts, Meds and immigrants to real Europe
Really makes you think

Help Germany invent the STG-44, composite armor, and more modernized tank designs in time for ww1.

Oh, that will change soon. As I said way back, once the starry eyed Abril Generation dies off and all the old commies die off, who are the most poisonous vipers in this pit, all we have to deal with is this low energy new left and the cucked PSD-CDS-PS partijkartel. I'm sure we can get a libertarian movement started a few years from now. All we need is to find a good platform on which we spread our ideas to the forever-fucked-by-socialism youth, the middle-upper class that is being fiscally raped by the Left in order to pay for all the gibs, and to the business entrepreneurs who are tired of corporatism, corruption scandals and big government. Add a charismatic leader on top and we can make some real damage to the establishment. We already have the intellectual support (the guys at Mises Portugal and the large number of classical liberals/normie conservatives at those right-leaning newspapers). The hardest part will be to delegitimize the left from a moral argument and then turn their arguments against them (call them out on communist execution of fags and opposition, call them out on Che's views on race, call them out on the fact they masturbate to communist dictators yet demonize Salazar and the others, call them out on socialism's failure to maintain the environment, etc.) Also have a young base full of qts. to bring in the chads and the beta orbiters, have a dank meme machine that ridicules and openly mocks the left in every way possible with trocadilhos, quoting embarrassing past comments, Fernando Pessoa thoughts on communists, etc.

>"Comunistas por perto? Tens de ser esperto!"
>"Está na hora de varrer o lixo." *pic of guy sweeping the symbols of feminism, socialism, communism and whatever else into a garbage bin, etc.
>Protest outside universities that silence free speech and are known to be leftist safe havens


It has to be the edgiest and hippest movement this country has ever seen. Sorta like a O Independente 2.0.

Get an HP Lovecraft bf

die in ww1 in 13 years

- Invent cuckold porn
- Shill for open borders and taking in refugees
- Enlist in communist party
- Shill for socialist governed European state
- Write a book about blacks being the master race

Fuck yeah dude, I'm in. Getting support from the people is the hardest, we need to get someone with the big bux in order to make all that propaganda you're talking about. Seriously, get in touch with me, let's talk more about this.

Obviously gonna have to learn how to speak German so I can actually live in that saurkraut and wurst munching country

Hey filhos da puta

If there is one thing that I am absolutely sure it that Libertarianism is a fucking pie in the sky shit ideology for idiots that will never ever happen. We'll sooner be a Chinese colony that a fucking libertarian state. Fuck off and die you piece of shit faggots, long live Costa.

Troll spotted. What would a Costa supporter be doing here anyways?

I will, tomorrow. Another strategy would be to join the Jotas and try to radicalize them and move them further to the right, in order to have some real fucking right wing party in this country, but then we'd face internal struggle (JSD even shilled for Soros because of what Hungary is doing to his universities).

I would thank god for bringing me home.

Tell them to protect Arch duke Ferdinand or else communism will spread.